Just LOL if DON'T have a new Apple iPhone XS!!!

[Kent]

I know its kinda cheap at $1500 but can you just imagine the Halo Effect you get from it.

MEET YOUR NEW OVERLORD...srs how many bitches do you think go into ovulation mode when this guy revealed his new iPhone XS?

- 'No home button truly makes an immense difference. Y'all will enjoy it,' he said. (just try to imagine the feelz of a "no home" button! Does it get any better?)
- 'Screen size is pretty mind blowing,' he wrote.
- He described it as 'incomparable' to the display of the iPhone 7.

FUCK MY LIFE...these people get new iPhones while I gotta eat cheesecake and drink my morning coffee...FFUCK!!!!

Can you seriously just imagine what life must be like for the new Apple iPhone XS early-adopters????

FUCK FACE
FUCK HEIGHT
FUCK STATUS

Up in Twenty Eighteen.....its all about having a new Apple iPhone XS!!!


Move aside Leo DiCaprio! Game over for you. It was good while it lasted mate! I mean you know Leo is lying on the beach, staring out into the Ocean wishing he had a the latest iPhone!!! Good thing he has all those feeeamayles to console him...haaha...LOSER!!!

Cliffs: Just go to Apple.com ....trust me.

 

[Cuyen]

Who cares Iphone lol ı can built my own home gym instead giving money to ıphone

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I will never buy another overpriced JewPhone.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Or buy a chinese flagship phone for a quarter of the price that does pretty much the same shit.

 

[Kent]

ALERT: For all the autistcels (88% of the forum)....I was being sarcastic

Also LOL at carrying around an expensive phone. Where I live people steal them all the time and then sell them to iphone repairer who use them for parts.

Just stupid to walk around with $1500 between two fingers.

 

[Miro Chad]

Chad is using smoke signals and slays more girls in a week than a incel with his new apple products will slay in a lifetime.

 

[Felix97]

Chad is using smoke signals and slays more

 

[solcel]

It's part of normiemaxxing

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I'll keep my Galaxy S9+

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Those who spends so much money for a phone are idiots...it's still just a phone, why can't they get a cheaper one.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

fucking retarded normies wasting so much money on a new phone every year it's so pathetic lmao. Legit just get a decent phone for max.150~ and if you care spend a bunch on a good camera. Phone cameras are garbage anyways and legit nothing changes

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I don't have any smart phone, I use motorola c113

 

[AmeriCel64]

>iphone xs!

 

[Zesto]

My iphone 6s+ literally looks exactly the same and has a headphone jack and physical home button and no notch.

 

[JJtheIncel]

Iphone maxxing is legit

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I’m getting one soon as it stops being sold out .. need to get the gold XS max in order to NTmaxx and trendmaxx.

 

[Zaetheus]

my iphone se is legit tho .

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I have an iPhone 7 Plus it’s good but can’t play emulators or use android only apps

 

[happiless]

Literally a galaxy s9+ with an Apple GUI and maybe a tiny bit better hardware I'm not sure. OMG totes worth 1.5k

based normies

 

[Asianmanletcel]

Nokia CELLFUCKINGPHONE here

 

[CopingManletcel]

Theres no IPhone for your face

In fact theres no smartphone for ur face at all.

 

[StaroRavager]

Fuck any iPhone after the 7th

 

[Blacker]

Iphone 6s was the last best iphone

 

[Kent]

Coincidentally....just realized that all the people at the front of the line are ethnics. If buying a FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLAR cell phone isn't WHITEMAXXING...then I don't know what is!

Meanwhile Chad is using his 2010 flip-phone to plan a hook-up with all three of these girls this weekend...

 

[CaptainCuck]

Just lol at applefags buying almost the exact same phone every year.

 

[Deleted member 11015]

I'll keep my Galaxy S9+

Damn nice NEETbux

 

[LilFatty]

I would buy other phones if their phones actually felt and looked nice and had ios until then i am a sheep.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

chad slays using a tin-can telephone

 

[Deleted member 1410]

I will never buy another overpriced JewPhone.

Android Master Race

 

[SadRealistcel]

I will never buy another overpriced JewPhone.

 

[Hoffman_13]

I will never buy another overpriced JewPhone.

 

[BrendioEEE]

I will never buy another overpriced JewPhone.

 

[Moustachcel]

I'll keep my Galaxy S9+

same Iphone is for normies and soyboys. Truecels support asian conpanies more than cuckmerica