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ReturnOfSaddam

ReturnOfSaddam

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Lmao I hear this "advice" given all the time whenever someone complains about having a small dick.

It's so fucking stupid...it's basically saying "reduce yourself to the role of a servant in sexual situations, forget about your own pleasure".

Even if you forget about the patronising nature of it, it's also just such a false notion too. You don't see foids saying "finger me Chad!", it's "FUCK ME CHAD!". The amount of times I've seen some redditor try to hide his blatant insecurity about his cock by claiming "his" girl prefers foreplay, or that she can't orgasm from penetration is absolutely comical. Yeah she can't when it's your 3 incher but when Chad's forearm sized cock is around that's a whole different story.
 
only 5% of dicks are good enough for foids, less than 7,5 inches can't fully stimulate the G spot
 
only 5% of dicks are good enough for foids, less than 7,5 inches can't fully stimulate the G spot
28.5x40 or death
Fire hydrant 2200x1466
 
you are a legit brainlet jfl
Why?

You know that foids enjoy pain in sex, right? That's why anal sex is easiest way for them to reach orgasm, that's also why 7 inches isn't enough, they barely feel it
 
Why?

You know that foids enjoy pain in sex, right? That's why anal sex is easiest way for them to reach orgasm, that's also why 7 inches isn't enough, they barely feel it
they probably enjoy pain, I wouldn't know, I have never been laid.

saying 7 inches isn't enough though is a pretty ignorant thing to say, especially because you too have never been laid before. You also haven't taken girth into account which plays a big role in p-in-v orgasms.
 
they probably enjoy pain, I wouldn't know, I have never been laid.

saying 7 inches isn't enough though is a pretty ignorant thing to say, especially because you too have never been laid before. You also haven't taken girth into account which plays a big role in p-in-v orgasms.
Idk, I have a 6 inches, but the video show that 6 inches isn’t enough, so 7 inches probably isn’t too, if it is, it’s barely enough
 
they probably enjoy pain, I wouldn't know, I have never been laid.

saying 7 inches isn't enough though is a pretty ignorant thing to say, especially because you too have never been laid before. You also haven't taken girth into account which plays a big role in p-in-v orgasms.
What girth is considered small?
 
Why?

You know that foids enjoy pain in sex, right? That's why anal sex is easiest way for them to reach orgasm, that's also why 7 inches isn't enough, they barely feel it
JFL yeah this is true. Foids don't even have prostates which is what gets stimulated when gay men have sex. There's NO REASON for them to enjoy anal sex, and yet they do lmao.

I find it funny how men have such a variance in sexual fantasies, fetishes, etc. ANYTHING you can think of, there will be a man, no, MANY MEN, who have fantasized to that exact thing.

Every woman on earth however wants the same thing: to be brutally fucked and dominated by a good looking man.

I've made a thread before about a time years ago when I was Chadfishing, I found a picture of a 7.5 inch dick someone posted on 4chan thinking it'd impress her and sent it to her. She was not impressed in the slightest and even acted distant, saying it was kind of small.
:lul: so over.
 
Jfl these normies expose themselves every time.
"My girl prefers oral".
Meanwhile she's getting her guts rearranged by chad on the side lmao
 
What girth is considered small?
under 4.75 inches is considered small.
Idk, I have a 6 inches, but the video show that 6 inches isn’t enough, so 7 inches probably isn’t too, if it is, it’s barely enough
what's your girth? girth matters more imo, and 6 inches can be improved with PE. Even half an inch would help your case.
Also your logic makes no sense, the difference in an inch is pretty big in terms of penis length.
 
JFL yeah this is true. Foids don't even have prostates which is what gets stimulated when gay men have sex. There's NO REASON for them to enjoy anal sex, and yet they do lmao.

I find it funny how men have such a variance in sexual fantasies, fetishes, etc. ANYTHING you can think of, there will be a man, no, MANY MEN, who have fantasized to that exact thing.

Every woman on earth however wants the same thing: to be brutally fucked and dominated by a good looking man.

I've made a thread before about a time years ago when I was Chadfishing, I found a picture of a 7.5 inch dick someone posted on 4chan thinking it'd impress her and sent it to her. She was not impressed in the slightest and even acted distant, saying it was kind of small.
:lul: so over.
They don’t have protestes, I know, but they still orgasm more in anal than oral and PIV, because they feel more pain on it. There is even a thread about it here
under 4.75 inches is considered small.

what's your girth? girth matters more imo, and 6 inches can be improved with PE. Even half an inch would help your case.
Also your logic makes no sense, the difference in an inch is pretty big in terms of penis length.
Idk how to measure girth, but it’s still over. If it’s unlesss 7,5 inches, the dick is useless to give pleasure to a foid
 
Jfl these normies expose themselves every time.
"My girl prefers oral".
Meanwhile she's getting her guts rearranged by chad on the side lmao
JFL so legit. I find it hilarious how normies call us the brainwashed ones when they can't see such BLATANT lies being told to their face lmao.

Hmm yeah...maybe your girlfriend who has previously told you she's a very sexual person (JFL) "prefers" oral because it's the only form of pleasure she can get out of you. These foids hate their cucks so much lmao, they WANT to see them reduced to that beta submissive role of eating them out. They feel like their boyfriends aren't worthy of fucking them :lul:
 
They don’t have protestes, I know, but they still orgasm more in anal than oral and PIV, because they feel more pain on it. There is even a thread about it here

Idk how to measure girth, but it’s still over. If it’s unlesss 7,5 inches, the dick is useless to give pleasure to a foid
I don't know if you're joking anymore, but you sound kinda retarded, probably b/c of a complete lack of experience. Most male pornstars aren't even at the 7.5 range jfl, johnny sins is exactly 7 for example.

Also literally wrap a tape measurer around your dick or use a string and put it next to a ruler after. It's not complicated jfl
What P.E exercises are there?
squash jelq is legit for girth, so is using a cock ring or penis pump. If you want advice, honestly r/ajelqfor you isn't bad.
Call me a coper, but I think they have legit advice.

gaining even 0.25 inches of girth is massive let alone 0.5 inch. Same for length
 
Most girls can't cum from penetration unless it's a porn star pounding.
 
Unironically over: https://incels.is/threads/dickpill-how-do-i-save-gifs.210410/

Only 10 inches is enough to reach the cervix, 6-7 inches can't fully stimulate g-spot

The size of dildos foids most bought is 8-9, so If it was physically possible, they would for sure use vibrators of the size of a hydrant
Not true.
Most girls can't cum from penetration unless it's a porn star pounding.
Not true.

OP. Learn how to use everything you have at your disposal. There's a lot more to sex and your own enjoyment than penor size - it is a skill that needs mastering through effort and experience, just like any other skill.
 
I don't know if you're joking anymore, but you sound kinda retarded, probably b/c of a complete lack of experience. Most male pornstars aren't even at the 7.5 range jfl, johnny sins is exactly 7 for example.

Also literally wrap a tape measurer around your dick or use a string and put it next to a ruler after. It's not complicated jfl

squash jelq is legit for girth, so is using a cock ring or penis pump. If you want advice, honestly r/ajelqfor you isn't bad.
Call me a coper, but I think they have legit advice.

gaining even 0.25 inches of girth is massive let alone 0.5 inch. Same for length
Truth, most male porn stars aren’t 7’5, they are 8’5 and above. Male porn stars have an average way superior to 7’5.

You think I’m the retarded here? JFL doing exercises to only increase 0,25 inches :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:, redpill tier cope tbh.

I don’t use tape measure, I use a school ruler
Not true.

Not true.

OP. Learn how to use everything you have at your disposal. There's a lot more to sex and your own enjoyment than penor size - it is a skill that needs mastering through effort and experience, just like any other skill.
Greyciel tier cope tbh, it’s fucking true, that’s why 85% of foids didn’t reach orgasm through PIV, not because they don’t have the hability to, but because almost all the dicks are too small for that
 
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Truth, most male porn stars aren’t 7’5, they are 8’5 and above. Male porn stars have an average way superior to 7’5.
pornstars fraud a lot
a penis over 7 inches is extremely rare
7 inches is pretty much apex length
 
Greyciel tier cope tbh, it’s fucking true, that’s why 85% of foids didn’t reach orgasm through PIV, not because they don’t have the hability to, but because almost all the dicks are too small for that
Brocel, if you're going to forge your opinion with porn, internet hearsay and KHHV experience, rather than an oldcel with 10+ years experience in escortcel, that's your choice.
 
I don't know if you're joking anymore, but you sound kinda retarded, probably b/c of a complete lack of experience. Most male pornstars aren't even at the 7.5 range jfl, johnny sins is exactly 7 for example.

Also literally wrap a tape measurer around your dick or use a string and put it next to a ruler after. It's not complicated jfl

squash jelq is legit for girth, so is using a cock ring or penis pump. If you want advice, honestly r/ajelqfor you isn't bad.
Call me a coper, but I think they have legit advice.

gaining even 0.25 inches of girth is massive let alone 0.5 inch. Same for length
Lmfao I will never understand how men ALWAYS fall for such bullshit. This type of nonsense is no different to cucks believing shit like "fingers r enough bro!!".

Millions of users on PE forums. Zero cases of before and after photos. No different to retards thinking keeping their tongue on the roof of their mouth will give them a developed face
 
Not true.

Not true.

OP. Learn how to use everything you have at your disposal. There's a lot more to sex and your own enjoyment than penor size - it is a skill that needs mastering through effort and experience, just like any other skill.
Lmao what the fuck has happened to this place, am I on fucking reddit? Even your writing style makes you seem like a redditor. There's no fucking skill involved in sex, it's having a massive dick and staying hard. That's literally it. Foids NEVER say "oh he's so good with his fingers" or "he really knows how to get the rhythm right" LMFAO.

Do you really think I'm posting here asking for advice on sex? I'm laughing at normie retards who don't realise it's ALL fucking UNCHANGEABLE GENETICS.

What the fuck is going on, mods need to be so much harsher, way too many bluepillers here.
Clean so far, after years. I get tested every 2 months.
Please don't tell me you actually eat escorts out, that is beyond low, ultimate simp behaviour. Get the fuck off the forum
 
Lmao what the fuck has happened to this place, am I on fucking reddit? Even your writing style makes you seem like a redditor. There's no fucking skill involved in sex, it's having a massive dick and staying hard. That's literally it. Foids NEVER say "oh he's so good with his fingers" or "he really knows how to get the rhythm right" LMFAO.

Do you really think I'm posting here asking for advice on sex? I'm laughing at normie retards who don't realise it's ALL fucking UNCHANGEABLE GENETICS.

What the fuck is going on, mods need to be so much harsher, way too many bluepillers here.
Brocel, this has nothing to do with the pill.

Half this thread is filled with virgin hearsay and wrong information that are not helpful for youngcels and cels trying to ascend.

Good luck getting that massive hard dick, brocel.
 
Yeah, I've actually heard girls in my class say that anything under 10 inches is small.
Was that while she was running away into the bathroom when you chased her? Or was it during some other larp story?
 
Brocel, this has nothing to do with the pill.

Half this thread is filled with virgin hearsay and wrong information that are not helpful for youngcels and cels trying to ascend.

Good luck getting that massive hard dick, brocel.
You really do have the mindset of an utter cuck lmao. I literally didn't express any interest in penis enlargement in this thread, nor do I have a small dick, but as you are a cuck you assume all others are trying to improove just like your hopeless ass.

You put others down by calling them virgins when the only reason you're not one is because of ESCORTCELLING LMFAO, you realise that doesn't count right? You are aware that the grotesque whores you pay and simp for don't ACTUALLY believe you fuck well right? :lul: holy shit. An oldcel cuck, this must be @FrothySolutions' new account.

What the fuck do you think this place is? A self improvement forum? "Youngcels trying to ascend"?! There is NO ascending, your genetics are your LIFE. Imagine being proud of paying a whore lmao. ULTIMATE cuck. Enjoy the ban.
 
You really do have the mindset of an utter cuck lmao. I literally didn't express any interest in penis enlargement in this thread, nor do I have a small dick, but as you are a cuck you assume all others are trying to improove just like your hopeless ass.

You put others down by calling them virgins when the only reason you're not one is because of ESCORTCELLING LMFAO, you realise that doesn't count right? You are aware that the grotesque whores you pay and simp for don't ACTUALLY believe you fuck well right? :lul: holy shit. An oldcel cuck, this must be @FrothySolutions' new account.

What the fuck do you think this place is? A self improvement forum? "Youngcels trying to ascend"?! There is NO ascending, your genetics are your LIFE. Imagine being proud of paying a whore lmao. ULTIMATE cuck. Enjoy the ban.
Even for a brocel you seem like a sadcel.

Yes, i know it doesn't count, that's why I'm a cel.

Hope you feel better after your next coom with a massive hard penor. :feelsaww:
 
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Lmfao I will never understand how men ALWAYS fall for such bullshit. This type of nonsense is no different to cucks believing shit like "fingers r enough bro!!".

Millions of users on PE forums. Zero cases of before and after photos. No different to retards thinking keeping their tongue on the roof of their mouth will give them a developed face
damn bro, I honestly don't give a fuck what you think about it lol. I'm not a dicklet so I have nothing to lose from trying to gain more size.
Truth, most male porn stars aren’t 7’5, they are 8’5 and above. Male porn stars have an average way superior to 7’5.

You think I’m the retarded here? JFL doing exercises to only increase 0,25 inches :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:, redpill tier cope tbh.

I don’t use tape measure, I use a school ruler

Greyciel tier cope tbh, it’s fucking true, that’s why 85% of foids didn’t reach orgasm through PIV, not because they don’t have the hability to, but because almost all the dicks are too small for that
yes bro you are right, most male pornstars are indeed 8.5 inches or above :feelskek:.

Just ignore fisheye lenses, very small porn actresses and hands used to make a dick look much bigger than it actually is. You have mariana trench-tier iq.

If 85% of foids don't reach orgasm through PIV and chads have most of the sex today, that makes chad inadequate at sex?
 
damn bro, I honestly don't give a fuck what you think about it lol. I'm not a dicklet so I have nothing to lose from trying to gain more size.
Your size ain't helping you considering you're here, jfl
 
I could understand using fingers. Not in the substitute of a dick, but in general.
I will never understand why someone would put their mouth in that area.
 
damn bro, I honestly don't give a fuck what you think about it lol. I'm not a dicklet so I have nothing to lose from trying to gain more size.

yes bro you are right, most male pornstars are indeed 8.5 inches or above :feelskek:.

Just ignore fisheye lenses, very small porn actresses and hands used to make a dick look much bigger than it actually is. You have mariana trench-tier iq.

If 85% of foids don't reach orgasm through PIV and chads have most of the sex today, that makes chad inadequate at sex?
Yeah, they are inadequate if their dicks is below 7,5, but foids can get away with it, because they are mainly attracted to the chad face
 
So then what's the point of "trying to gain more size"?
Seems like a waste of time tbh
cause i'm trying to ascend surgically, and if that fails i'll ldar or some shit.
 
Not true.

Not true.

OP. Learn how to use everything you have at your disposal. There's a lot more to sex and your own enjoyment than penor size - it is a skill that needs mastering through effort and experience, just like any other skill.
It is true. If you work the clit while you fuck you can prob get her off. Getting a female off from pure penetration is like drilling for oil.
 
It is true. If you work the clit while you fuck you can prob get her off. Getting a female off from pure penetration is like drilling for oil.
Alright, alright, I concede that you cannot make foids cum with your penor. Happy? :feelstastyman:
 
Alright, alright, I concede that you cannot make foids cum with your penor. Happy? :feelstastyman:
Maybe with foreplay if you're attractive. But most guys last about 3 minutes. Do you ever watch amateur porn? Or do you watch women masturbate? 9/10 they focus on the clit and only do penetration because it's what guys want to see.
 
Maybe with foreplay if you're attractive. But most guys last about 3 minutes. Do you ever watch amateur porn? Or do you watch women masturbate? 9/10 they focus on the clit and only do penetration because it's what guys want to see.
OK, OK. No, I'm not a porn expert.

My estimation would be that the majority of foids will only cum via clit stimulation during sex. My experience in escortcel is that maybe 30% or less cum readily through penor penetration alone. The quickest vag cum on a whorstie was around 4 or 5 minutes for me, but this is super rare. The ones that do cum vaginally need around 5 to 10 minutes of consistent pounding with the right angle, rhythm and positioning of their pelvis/legs - this is hard to do the first time, but if you whorecel with the same foid over time, this can be achieved. No better boost of penor ego imo.

And, if 3 minutes is average, than most guys will have no chance.

Also keep in mind that whorsties who can cum vaginally can, and want to, cum multiple times. Satisfying a whorstie is not an easy task for the average man, let alone incel. Dicklets have very little chance with just their penor alone, if they want to guard their precious waifu.
 
Lmao I hear this "advice" given all the time whenever someone complains about having a small dick.

It's so fucking stupid...it's basically saying "reduce yourself to the role of a servant in sexual situations, forget about your own pleasure".

Even if you forget about the patronising nature of it, it's also just such a false notion too. You don't see foids saying "finger me Chad!", it's "FUCK ME CHAD!". The amount of times I've seen some redditor try to hide his blatant insecurity about his cock by claiming "his" girl prefers foreplay, or that she can't orgasm from penetration is absolutely comical. Yeah she can't when it's your 3 incher but when Chad's forearm sized cock is around that's a whole different story.
When it comes to dick size, even the blackest of blackpilled incels will be coping.
It’s definitely a tough pill to swallow tbh.

these threads are always filled with guys giving absurd dick sizes as norm, creating a strawmam, but deep down we all know the truth
 
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OK, OK. No, I'm not a porn expert.

My estimation would be that the majority of foids will only cum via clit stimulation during sex. My experience in escortcel is that maybe 30% or less cum readily through penor penetration alone. The quickest vag cum on a whorstie was around 4 or 5 minutes for me, but this is super rare. The ones that do cum vaginally need around 5 to 10 minutes of consistent pounding with the right angle, rhythm and positioning of their pelvis/legs - this is hard to do the first time, but if you whorecel with the same foid over time, this can be achieved. No better boost of penor ego imo.

And, if 3 minutes is average, than most guys will have no chance.

Also keep in mind that whorsties who can cum vaginally can, and want to, cum multiple times. Satisfying a whorstie is not an easy task for the average man, let alone incel. Dicklets have very little chance with just their penor alone, if they want to guard their precious waifu.
And you believe the whoregasms you experience are legit?
 
OK, OK. No, I'm not a porn expert.

My estimation would be that the majority of foids will only cum via clit stimulation during sex. My experience in escortcel is that maybe 30% or less cum readily through penor penetration alone. The quickest vag cum on a whorstie was around 4 or 5 minutes for me, but this is super rare. The ones that do cum vaginally need around 5 to 10 minutes of consistent pounding with the right angle, rhythm and positioning of their pelvis/legs - this is hard to do the first time, but if you whorecel with the same foid over time, this can be achieved. No better boost of penor ego imo.

And, if 3 minutes is average, than most guys will have no chance.

Also keep in mind that whorsties who can cum vaginally can, and want to, cum multiple times. Satisfying a whorstie is not an easy task for the average man, let alone incel. Dicklets have very little chance with just their penor alone, if they want to guard their precious waifu.
Lmfao at this utter fucking retard who doesn't realise that prostitutes fake orgasm to make their clients feel better. How fucking stupid can you get, you honestly think a woman who has sex for a living is going to enjoy your incel ass? :lul:
And you believe the whoregasms you experience are legit?
The greycel you're replying to is an embarrassment. He's ACTUALLY smug about having sex with whores :lul: jfl how fucking stupid would you have to be to not realise they're FAKING it in the hope that the moronic clients (like this guy) will think "oh yeah i fuck her real good, I'll see her again".

The funniest thing is that ALL prostitutes do this...yet he says it's only happened with 30% of them. This is proof he's extremely incel (so I have absolutely no clue why he's so fucking smug lmao) as 70% of them are breaking protocol, not even bothering to fake it, because they realise this guy is a sexual nonentity, a cuck who they don't need to respect. They don't bother hiding their repulsion. The fucking delusion of some men holy shit.

Notice how he took your post as a personal insult, condescendingly telling you "have a good one". This is a cuck who views us as less than him...because under a third of the prostitutes he sees bother to stick to their rules and fake an orgasm. It's like low tier normie redditors believing their ex-sorority slut girlfriend when she says "you're the best I've ever had" :lul: :feelskek:
 
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