It's Over Just imagine spooning

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I know I get too focused on being sexless that I forgot about other things such as the spoonpill. Kek it’s over because we will never spoon with a girl. Never in bed, never in a tent on a camping trip, not on a blanket during a picnic, never..it’s over for us. Just imagine how it must feel. :feelsbadman:
 
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Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
 
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Ellsworth said:
Never in bed, never in a tent on a camping trip, not on a blanket during a picnic, never..it’s over for us. Just imagine how it must feel. :feelsbadman:

Brutal camping trip pill. We will never be on a camping trip. If I would do a camping trip, it will only be with myself without actual camping.
 
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I went on a class camping trip once in college. I slept by myself in my car.

(DRIVER'S LICENSE PILL ALERT)
 
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Goverments should give us compensation for the suffering we have to endure
 
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would be crazy if they farted on my crotch while spooning
 
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I would grope and sexuall harass my gf to the max, she owuldnt know peace
 
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It's over for spooncels
 
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It's staggering on just how many things we missed out on. Chad might as well belong to a completely different species than us. We lack the sexual and intimacy milestones even normalfag men complete before they turn 18 at worst.
 
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FinnCel said:
Goverments should give us compensation for the suffering we have to endure
 
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Of Manlets and Men said:
I went on a class camping trip once in college. I slept by myself in my car.

(DRIVER'S LICENSE PILL ALERT)
Based. I hate sleeping in tents
Total Imbecile said:
I would grope and sexuall harass my gf to the max, she owuldnt know peace
 
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FinnCel said:
Goverments should give us compensation for the suffering we have to endure
This.


Although OP, what if you end up getting a boner (erection)?
 
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FinnCel said:
Goverments should give us compensation for the suffering we have to endure
Could you literally imagine how it feels? I can’t. Like what does a girl feel like especially that close. And that much contact.
Hate_my_life said:
This.


Although OP, what if you end up getting a boner (erection)?
Just laugh it off, tee hee
 
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Whenever these thoughts run through my head I immediately block them because I can't stand thinking about things like that I mean how awesome must that feel? It's what makes life somewhat worth living - you have to endure so much shit in life but normies and chads can balance that out easily because they have females
 
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Don't imagine it, just do it.
t. chad.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I would grope and sexuall harass my gf to the max, she owuldnt know peace

Same
 
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Ellsworth said:
I know I get too focused on being sexless that I forgot about other things such as the spoonpill. Kek it’s over because we will never spoon with a girl. Never in bed, never in a tent on a camping trip, not on a blanket during a picnic, never..it’s over for us. Just imagine how it must feel. :feelsbadman:

If its a landwhale, u will feel disgust.
 
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-EndlessVirginity- said:
Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
 
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Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
 
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This made me feel even more like shit. The longing is very strong but I know deep down it'll be like this forever.
 
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-EndlessVirginity- said:
Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
Psych pwr lvls off the charts. Based.
 
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Man I was once so close to, I went camping on a school trip, I was alone with my crush on the top of a bunk bed together talking and watching funny youtube videos.

There was some space between us so we weren't touching. When I tried to close the space it all went straight to SHIT and I got rejected that night.

If I was Chad we would've eloped right there

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It's all over
 
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-EndlessVirginity- said:
Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
yes
 
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LastGerman said:
Brutal camping trip pill. We will never be on a camping trip. If I would do a camping trip, it will only be with myself without actual camping.


Camping for the incel...


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Cliffs: It's Over
 
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I imagine that a lot when i'm in my bed roting
 
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Of Manlets and Men said:
I went on a class camping trip once in college. I slept by myself in my car.

(DRIVER'S LICENSE PILL ALERT)

Moggs me so brutally once again.

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Why...?
 
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i shared a bed with a boy when i wad 11 n a school trip to paris
 
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i shared a bed with a boy when i wad 11 n a school trip to paris
That’s brutal.

Who is the whore in your avi next to Elliott? Is that his irl crush or just a random?
 
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Ellsworth said:
That’s brutal.

Who is the whore in your avi next to Elliott? Is that his irl crush or just a random?

That is Maddy Humphreys, they used to bath together whenever they were children
 
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CelticTruecel said:
That is Maddy Humphreys, they used to bath together whenever they were children
Damn. Did St Elliott have feelings for her as they got older?
Mother had a small get-together at the beach house, and she invited James and his family, along with some other friends.James didn’t show up, but his father Arte did.To my surprise, Maddy Humphreys and her mother came over. Seeing Maddy for the first time in six years was a very peculiar experience. The last time we saw each other, we were just kids. Now, she was a fully-grown teenage girl, and from looking through her Facebook pictures, I knew she was popular. She was a typical pretty girl who had lots of pretty friends. She was one of them, one of the popular kids.My first friend in America, someone I played with innocently as a child, had grown up to represent the type of people who have caused me so much pain in my life.I was very nervous talking to her, as I had no experience with talking to young girls, but I had to make the effort. She seemed weirded-out by my awkwardness. It was cringe-worthy.” - Elliot Rodger, “My Twisted World”
 
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Ellsworth said:
I know I get too focused on being sexless that I forgot about other things such as the spoonpill. Kek it’s over because we will never spoon with a girl. Never in bed, never in a tent on a camping trip, not on a blanket during a picnic, never..it’s over for us. Just imagine how it must feel. :feelsbadman:
it's overrated
 
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BegoneFoids said:
it's overrated
Cope. Plus how would you know have you done it? :feelswhere: :feelsbaton:
 
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Ellsworth said:
Cope. Plus how would you know have you done it? :feelswhere: :feelsbaton:
:blackpill: im just saying you arent missing anything special in regards to spooning.
 
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stop making me sad :feelstrash: :cryfeels:
stop making me sad :feelstrash:
 
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I only want sex with a woman without paying, the rest is torturing yourself.
 
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I spooned my sister once tbh
 
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-EndlessVirginity- said:
Stop trying to find things to feel shit about.
just turn your brain off duh
 
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Haywire said:
just turn your brain off duh
lets find something to feel shit about and make a thread about it
Just imagine kissing
Just imagine hugging
Just imagine getting your dick sucked
Just imagine hearing her say your name
just imagine all the things you're missing in this right instant or that you've missed growning up and let's make threads about it everyday.
 
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-EndlessVirginity- said:
lets find something to feel shit about and make a thread about it
Just imagine kissing
Just imagine hugging
Just imagine getting your dick sucked
Just imagine hearing her say your name
just imagine all the things you're missing in this right instant or that you've missed growning up and let's make threads about it everyday.

Well I mean we are sort of here to wallow in our misery.
 
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Ellsworth said:
Plus how would you know have you done it? :feelswhere: :feelsbaton:
Imagine never being able to spoon. It's over for us spooncels.
 
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St. Sincere said:
Imagine never being able to spoon. It's over for us spooncels.
Never began
 
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Is spooning better than sex?
 
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Mystic said:
Never began
:feelsrope::cryfeels: All I want is to be loved... To have someone i love in my arms. I might just ask for an arranged marriage since I'm a currycel. Life is so cruel.
 

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