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Experiment Just had a shower and a haircut

EyesAreSoCold

EyesAreSoCold

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No joke, legit just had a haircut. Took a shower this morning before heading downtown for a haircut. I had massive anxiety beforehand like I always have but once I sat down in the barber chair it was comfortable. I actually enjoy getting my hair cut, feels so relaxing tbh.

So what's the next step in the IT ascension formula? When will I get my gf?
 
Watch their television
 
wrong order, now there is hair on you
 
Now wait for a few minutes. Soon Stacies will be lining up outside your house to suck your dick.
 
Just got home from working 3rd shift. 'Bout to go take a shower myself... But maybe I should just sleep in the shower and leave the water running for 6 hours until I wake up?
 
You went out during quarantine?
 
ur ascending now
 
The next step is to become a 5'2 bald, indian janitor.
 
Plastic surgery.
 
Just work on your personality bro :soy:
 
Now go to a personality workshop.
 
Not a single haircut this year
 
Wait so you showered and had a haircut and there isn't a line of foids outside your house to jump on your dick?

you sure you did it right?
 

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