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LifeFuel I took a shower today

Notkev

Notkev

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I have a superman jaw now.
My anxiety is gone. My narrow shoulders suddenly grew and I got muscular and my feminine hips disappeared. I suddenly sound like Van diesel and have blue eyes too. My hair is also blond now and I'm Caucasian and no longer middleclass.

I'd shower everyday if I knew any of the benefits. Thanks guys.
 
You would have become an omega chad mogger if it was a cold shower
 
Just imagine what you'd become if you go touch some grass tomorrow.
 
You'll become a demigod if you do this for a week
 
i took a shower and a haircut today wtf im supposed to be now, like a cosmic chad?
 
i took a shower and a haircut today wtf im supposed to be now, like a cosmic chad?
Alien foids are gonna invade from across the galaxy now to breed with you
 
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