Story just had a conversation with a league of legends loading screen

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

normally i have a giant mirror right beside my computer desk and i always talk to myself
and turn to it every minute or so just to get some affirmation and feel like im not alone ,

but lately i have turned the mirror around cause he was smiling at me in a sinister way and i didnt like it .

also i have my blinds open just a couple inches and i fear that the neighbours can watch me through the reflection of the mirror .

So i was playing some league and the loading screen took 10 minutes like always
and i found myself having deep conversation with the champion splash arts ,
forming bonds in the short time we were together and get to know their personality .

suprisingly akali is a really nice person , i expected her to be really edgy not gonna lie
maybe i should try to play her support

the loading screen was more fun than the game

anyway i woke up from my autistic delirium shortly after that
just to get hit full force by the realization that i am a complete retard

Things can only get better from now on .

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Strangly poetic from the "maby" guy. I am terrified of my reflection. Specially on my laptop when I'm in bed. No woman will want to look at me and sleep next to me. Even I cringe at my own face

 

[ihaveno1]

Just talk to screens theory

 

[dankascholon]

 

[The Zulfigar]

Even I cringe at my own face

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Strangly poetic from the "maby" guy. I am terrified of my reflection. Specially on my laptop when I'm in bed. No woman will want to look at me and sleep next to me. Even I cringe at my own face

Nobody wants to see my face. I was even told as much.

 

[RollD20]

I cope by thinking I am jax irl.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

I cope by thinking I am jax irl.

just be a broken champ bro , worked for me

Sett is the biggest chad btw , i think only irl bullies play him

 

[RollD20]

just be a broken champ bro , worked for me

Sett is the biggest chad btw , i think only irl bullies play him

Sett is literally a furry chad personified.

Jax is kind of an overconfident loner, he is more relatable to me.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Sett is literally a furry chad personified.

Jax is kind of an overconfident loner, he is more relatable to me.

Sett players are like master yi and yasuo players , 90% of them are flamers

never been flamed by a jax before tho

 

[Fat Link]

View: https://youtu.be/keJPaDSVzOs

 

[Sportbro]

I cope by thinking I am jax irl.

"huh, too easy"

 

[Blacktarpill]

Strangly poetic from the "maby" guy. I am terrified of my reflection. Specially on my laptop when I'm in bed. No woman will want to look at me and sleep next to me. Even I cringe at my own face

I relate. I get very uncomfy when i see my face from reflection.

 

[Indari]

brutal over for leaguecels

 

[Animecel2D]

That is some next-level autism

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

That is some next-level autism

thanks man im really proud of it

 

[Animecel2D]

thanks man im really proud of it

you should be

mogs me to the shadow realm and back

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

you should be

mogs me to the shadow realm and back

my next step is to role play in a league match

 

[Animecel2D]

my next step is to role play in a league match

Hm, what do you think that would normally entail?

Think I might’ve done something along the lines of that

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Hm, what do you think that would normally entail?

Think I might’ve done something along the lines of that

its normally a very competitive , rational game

my goal is to think up a story while i play , for example a jungler having conversations with jungle camps instead of killing them

people need to let go , they will never become challenger anyway , so why not just become completely autistic

 

[Blacktarpill]

brutally over for leaguecels

 

[Animecel2D]

its normally a very competitive , rational game

my goal is to think up a story while i play , for example a jungler having conversations with jungle camps instead of killing them

people need to let go , they will never become challenger anyway , so why not just become completely autistic

Sounds fun

there was a time I was addicted to that game, played it seriously, competitively, but then it wasn’t fun anymore, I just ended up trolling instead. That was fun too, but then that as well faded away. I don’t know.