Just Got Roasted By Normie Friends in Group Chat

[IronMike]

>One friend wants to dye his hair
>Other guys lie to him and say "yeah thats a good idea bro!"
>I look out for his best interest and make a joke, calling him "snowcone head"
>He responds saying "How did a tatted up, snowcone head manage to get pussy and a job before you?
>Everyone types LOL
>I just say "Im too autistic during job interviews tbh"

 

[Dunkelheit]

>One friend wants to dye his hair
>Other guys lie to him and say "yeah thats a good idea bro!"
>I look out for his best interest and make a joke, calling him "snowcone head"
>He responds saying "How did a tatted up, snowcone head manage to get pussy and a job before you?

>I just say "Im too autistic during job interviews tbh"

That ain't a roast nigga, that's just the harsh truth

 

[StormlitAqua]

How tall is snowconehead?

 

[IronMike]

How tall is snowconehead?

6'2

 

[Diablocel]

Dyeing your hair when it's naturally black isn't always a bad idea

 

[StormlitAqua]

6'2

There's your answer.

 

[IronMike]

There's your answer.

 

[shoegazer]

That's just plain mean. He sure felt good about himself while taking it out on an incel. Fucking faggot.

 

[builderseed]

6'2

 

[whogivesafucc]

behead him

 

[StormlitAqua]

 

[eurocel]

>but you’re a virgin

Lmao, we can’t even voice our opinions without our virginity being mentioned.

 

[GeneticFilth]

I don't get the snowcone head thing, that sounds like you are just attacking him. What kind of response is that at the end? Just say because you're tall so everything in life is handed to you.

 

[TomathonClancy]

Sex is nothing, it's meaningless. No one is a bigger or better person because of it.
The job thing, on the other hand, he kinda got you there.

 

[IronMike]

it's true though, jfl at ldarcels

I don't want to LDAR, I can't help it atm

 

[Haywire]

He doesn't sound like much of a friend, more like an asshole who thinks hes better than you.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

how old are you and your friends.

 

[IronMike]

how old are you and your friends.

I'm 23, snowcone head is 22

the oldest of the group is 26, youngest is 22

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I'm 23, snowcone head is 22

the oldest of the group is 26, youngest is 22

so the one who insulted you because he gets " pussy" does he know your an incel?

 

[IronMike]

so the one who insulted you because he gets " pussy" does he know your an incel?

yes, he is kind of like a big brother to me, we like to bust each others balls. We were roomates in college

 

[PrinceOfCope]

>One friend wants to dye his hair
>Other guys lie to him and say "yeah thats a good idea bro!"
>I look out for his best interest and make a joke, calling him "snowcone head"
>He responds saying "How did a tatted up, snowcone head manage to get pussy and a job before you?
>Everyone types LOL
>I just say "Im too autistic during job interviews tbh"

Dude you just sound autistic. I am not flaming you, this is genuinely how this comes across from reading it.
What the fuck is a snowcone head and why would you conceive of such a thing and then decide it's a great banter piece

Why would you then make a thread on incels.is to complain about this poorly planned social maneuver going awry

Bruh this is just a tragedy all around

 

[Deleted member 3291]

why are you hanging out with a bunch of normies

 

[Deleted member 1983]

yes, he is kind of like a big brother to me, we like to bust each others balls. We were roomates in college

has he tried helping you with your inceldom / loneliness? or does he not care enough.

 

[IronMike]

Dude you just sound autistic. I am not flaming you, this is genuinely how this comes across from reading it.
What the fuck is a snowcone head and why would you conceive of such a thing and then decide it's a great banter piece

Why would you then make a thread on incels.is to complain about this poorly planned social maneuver going awry

Bruh this is just a tragedy all around

snowcone head was supposed to be reference to how a snowcone is dyed, we also used to make fun of guys who did this back in high school using the same word

 

[IronMike]

has he tried helping you with your inceldom / loneliness? or does he not care enough.

yes, he has invited me to parties, bars, etc on multiple occasions and would help me in the past on rare occasions when a girl was forced to text me

 

[Zaetheus]

I

I'm 23, snowcone head is 22

the oldest of the group is 26, youngest is 22

would’ve roasted the shit outta them Incel or not.Any gets 3rd degree burns fucking with me .

 

[Deleted member 1983]

yes, he has invited me to parties, bars, etc on multiple occasions and would help me in the past on rare occasions when a girl was forced to text me

did u accept these invites? or has he seen you fail enough and realised its hopeless.

 

[IronMike]

did u accept these invites? or has he seen you fail enough and realised its hopeless.

yes, he has seen me fail several times when I approach girls to dance at the bar

 

[Tellem-T]

jfl at having normie friends

 

[Deleted member 1627]

This is what I'm afraid will happen to me

 

[KyloRen]

yes, he has seen me fail several times when I approach girls to dance at the bar

Are they rubbing it in or is it just in jest?

 

[IronMike]

Are they rubbing it in or is it just in jest?

Jest, but it still burns because I know they could do the same thing successfully with no issues

 

[Robtical]

He probably got the snowcone head after he already had a job, and tattoos don't always matter. He was just being an ass.

 

[KyloRen]

Jest, but it still burns because I know they could do the same thing successfully with no issues

"Ha ha, yeah, and you...you're going to get an STD!" Ha. Ha... Ha........ ..........

 

[Deleted member 6214]

He doesn't sound like much of a friend, more like an asshole who thinks hes better than you.

 

[IronMike]

"Ha ha, yeah, and you...you're going to get an STD!" Ha. Ha... Ha........ ..........

Nothing you say can hurt these people. But they can rip your heart out with a handful of words

 

[IronMike]

He probably got the snowcone head after he already had a job, and tattoos don't always matter. He was just being an ass.

True, not going to call that out as it would keep more attention on myself

 

[KyloRen]

Nothing you say can hurt these people. But they can rip your heart out with a handful of words

Exactly. They have confidence because they know they are successful. You can't feign confidence. Those words hurt because you know it's true. You know you CAN'T get a girlfriend. Whatever you say, they know it's not true because they've done it plenty of times before.

 

[Vizion]

6'2

Must be nice...

 

[Deleted member 1983]

yes, he has seen me fail several times when I approach girls to dance at the bar

ah so he realises the futility, chads/ normies have no idea about incels struggles.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Must be nice...

face> height.

 

[Mainländer]

Friends don't humiliate each other that way, or throw your failures at your face to feel superior like that. That guy is not your friend, he cares nothing about you.

 

[Kointo1]

Just fucking ditch these assholes already.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Holy shit that was brutal.

Do they constantly act like this?

 

[Vizion]

face> height.

Not if you wanna pull Stacys. Most I ever get interested in me is, actually let me pull up this quote from @patheticmanletcel to sum things up...

"if you are a manlet no women will ever love you, even you manage to get one she will only be with you because of your money/status or because no one else wants to date her"

Most people like me (5' 4") could probably get a landwhale, but why should I settle? Why should I have to is the better question?

 

[Indari]

behead him

Just fucking ditch these assholes already.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Not if you wanna pull Stacys. Most I ever get interested in me is, actually let me pull up this quote from @patheticmanletcel to sum things up...

"if you are a manlet no women will ever love you, even you manage to get one she will only be with you because of your money/status or because no one else wants to date her"

Most people like me (5' 4") could probably get a landwhale, but why should I settle? Why should I have to is the better question?

im 6'2 touchless virgin, height has never done anything for me. face is way more important than height.

stop projecting your insecurities onto tallcels.

 

[IronMike]

Holy shit that was brutal.

Do they constantly act like this?

no just snowcone head, he acts like that to everyone who doesn't support decisions he makes

 

[Vizion]

im 6'2 touchless virgin, height has never done anything for me. face is way more important than height.

stop projecting your insecurities onto tallcels.

Insecurities? Sorry, in my book, tallcel=volcel. Do you ever have to worry about getting mogged standing next to your 6' 1" friend when youre out in public? No, didnt think so.

Ive worked retail for years, the most recent eye opener was an Anne Hathaway look a like with an ugly (of course, taller) husband (and kids) with a twitch. A fucking twitch that will probably never go away for the rest of his life and here I am, alone. Thats just a sliver of the type of shit I see and have to deal with.

 

[NekoStance]

Hunt him down and beat the shit out of him. Then take his pussy as prize