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SuicideFuel Just got back from UCF orientation, its over

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Decided to unicel to try and statuscope and avoid going back to the insitution, but I have made a terrible mistake. Tight, sexy, young women in booty shorts everywhere. Perky breasts aplenty. I have a 4 person dorm.

Get ready.


Its. Coed.

I'm done. The first time I hear banging on the walls I'll probobly rope. At least I'm taking the designated incel major, CS.
 
just telling you this now college is probably the darkest of all black pills. worse than high school even. and if you're american you're going to be in debt a long time unless you're getting some kind of assistance. but good for you man. you'll be smarter than me and hopefully will make more money too.
 
I'm sure some chads or normies would want to befriend you
 
Just focus on your degree and do it right :)
 
>college

id for sure ER if i went to chad university
 
At my uni I'd hear sex going on above my dorm
GOOD.
FUCKING.
LUCK.
 
Freshman year I had to stay in a 6 person dorm.
One of my roommates was a 6'4'' blonde haired blue eyed lacrosse player gigachad, and the other was a kpop-tier azn who was in the bunk under me. I had to listen (and feel) him smashing his gf almost every night.
Ever since then I have been irreversibly turbo-blackpilled.
 
Not_Important said:
Freshman year I had to stay in a 6 person dorm.
One of my roommates was a 6'4'' blonde haired blue eyed lacrosse player gigachad, and the other was a kpop-tier azn who was in the bunk under me. I had to listen (and feel) him smashing his gf almost every night.
Ever since then I have been irreversibly turbo-blackpilled.
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Man I feel so bad for you.
I had a 2 person dorm and my last roommate was incel
Before that it was normans with GFs, pure sui fuel
 
Not_Important said:
Freshman year I had to stay in a 6 person dorm.
One of my roommates was a 6'4'' blonde haired blue eyed lacrosse player gigachad, and the other was a kpop-tier azn who was in the bunk under me. I had to listen (and feel) him smashing his gf almost every night.
Ever since then I have been irreversibly turbo-blackpilled.
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RIP
 
WTF is it with Merkins and their endless 'education' system? In the UK, we were working full time by 15, 16 at the latest. Hard manual labour that would leave you too fucking exhausted to have sex even if a 10 Stacy was there gagging for it and covered head to toe in whipped cream.
 
it all makes sense now. Youngcels deserve the rope
 
>UCF
I'm so sorry, but you're fucked.
 
Just lol at UCF. Huge ass football school full of gigachads and stacies. The genetic quality is Olympic Village tier in the good frats and sororities. You're going to get unironically bullied.
 
Does UCF have white guilt? I might have a chance.
 
SmugMohito said:
Does UCF have white guilt? I might have a chance.
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They don't.

Also: You're fucked OP. Good luck down there. Should have considered like Montana State or something, but it's probably all the same.
 
Not_Important said:
Freshman year I had to stay in a 6 person dorm.
One of my roommates was a 6'4'' blonde haired blue eyed lacrosse player gigachad, and the other was a kpop-tier azn who was in the bunk under me. I had to listen (and feel) him smashing his gf almost every night.
Ever since then I have been irreversibly turbo-blackpilled.
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Jesus fuck
 
I stayed in a 7 person suite last year, and I never heard any sex. I was told about the fact that it had occurred, but I never witnessed any of it.

6 out of 7 members had girlfriends, obviously I was the 1 who didn't.
 
Not_Important said:
Freshman year I had to stay in a 6 person dorm.
One of my roommates was a 6'4'' blonde haired blue eyed lacrosse player gigachad, and the other was a kpop-tier azn who was in the bunk under me. I had to listen (and feel) him smashing his gf almost every night.
Ever since then I have been irreversibly turbo-blackpilled.
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Are you saying it was a bunk bed and they had sex right under you, without even acknowledging you.
 
shit like this kinda makes me glad i was too poor to afford uni.
 
This is why I leech off my folks and commute to school. I could never stand living in a dorm with normgroids
 
Freshmen year I had a chad-lite from an elite prep school who got into a frat as a roommate. He was surprisingly chill and nice to me. Only thing is I had to vacate the room on a number of occasions so he could bang his gf. Suifuel. Had one more roommate who was a chill ricecel who stayed in every night like me and then just singles in suites or in apartments.
 
just fucking lol at incels who dorm

just fucking don't, seriously it's not worth it AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

unless there is literally no college in your area...i mean fuck it, go to trade school then. being in a dorm as an incel will literally make you gouge out your own eyeballs one day
 
I got lucky with a Catholic roommate freshman year. We got along well. He stuck to his religion and remained a virgin. As far as I know, he still is.
 
KyloRen said:
I got lucky with a Catholic roommate freshman year.
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FAKEC...

KyloRen said:
We got along well. He stuck to his religion and remained a virgin. As far as I know, he still is.
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Hm.

But to echo some other comments, steer clear of the dorms and try to plan your walks for times when pedestrian traffic is sparse. Every American university is a private playground for scumfucks, but goddamn if the bullshit isn't in its fullest expression at a large public university in Florida.
 
I'd honestly prefer to live in a tent in a park near the school, and wash up at the planet fitness nearby.
 
At least you're smart enough to go to college. I HAVE A FUCKING 90 IQ. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT. NOT ONLY AM I UGLY, BUT I'M FUCKING STUPID AS WELL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCKKK!!
 
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JFL at American college life. All these sluts and chads no moral values just a bunch of young animals pretending to live in a civilization while constantly acting on their most primal instincts. Its such a cucked and pretentious society
 
Congrats on the national championship!
 
uni dorms are an incel's Verdun
 
IncelmaBinHardon said:
WTF is it with Merkins and their endless 'education' system? In the UK, we were working full time by 15, 16 at the latest. Hard manual labour that would leave you too fucking exhausted to have sex even if a 10 Stacy was there gagging for it and covered head to toe in whipped cream.
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Im pretty sure its worse in the UK, around 50 percent of us go to university. Uni is more accessible here because of fixed tuition fees of £9000 per year and student loans
 
wandercamp said:
Decided to unicel to try and statuscope and avoid going back to the insitution, but I have made a terrible mistake. Tight, sexy, young women in booty shorts everywhere. Perky breasts aplenty. I have a 4 person dorm.

Get ready.


Its. Coed.

I'm done. The first time I hear banging on the walls I'll probobly rope. At least I'm taking the designated incel major, CS.
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I have a truecel friend going to UCF this fall. He’s in the honor dorm. Pm me if interested in rooming/just knowing a fellow incel.
wandercamp said:
Decided to unicel to try and statuscope and avoid going back to the insitution, but I have made a terrible mistake. Tight, sexy, young women in booty shorts everywhere. Perky breasts aplenty. I have a 4 person dorm.

Get ready.


Its. Coed.

I'm done. The first time I hear banging on the walls I'll probobly rope. At least I'm taking the designated incel major, CS.
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His orientation is for out of state June 5-7.
 
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Enlightened_Alien said:
That must have been brutal. Did you ever confront him and tell him not to do it while you were there.
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They wouldn't start usually until really late at night and I was too tired to get out of bed.
 
i was in the dorms, still am. but my uni is full of engineers but even then in my first year the guy tried to fuck the girl on my room, even tried to get me out of the room. i just stayed and they didn't fuck. before long the guy moved and i got the room just for me.
 
wandercamp said:
Decided to unicel to try and statuscope and avoid going back to the insitution, but I have made a terrible mistake. Tight, sexy, young women in booty shorts everywhere. Perky breasts aplenty. I have a 4 person dorm.

Get ready.


Its. Coed.

I'm done. The first time I hear banging on the walls I'll probobly rope. At least I'm taking the designated incel major, CS.
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Cs cope is a good one. Pays well and hopefully we'll be able to make our own waifu bots someday. Stay strong brother.
 
wandercamp said:
Decided to unicel to try and statuscope and avoid going back to the insitution, but I have made a terrible mistake. Tight, sexy, young women in booty shorts everywhere. Perky breasts aplenty. I have a 4 person dorm.

Get ready.


Its. Coed.

I'm done. The first time I hear banging on the walls I'll probobly rope. At least I'm taking the designated incel major, CS.
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Online classes are the only way. Stay away from them they are all used up by the time they get to uni. If you wouldn't eat food thrown away in a garbage can you shouldn't stick your dick in it. Its the same premise.
 
UCF is an orgy. Any incel-ish colleges you could've attended?
 
Not_Important said:
They wouldn't start usually until really late at night and I was too tired to get out of bed.[/QUOTE
So they thought you were sleeping already. Not that makes it any better, if they were loud they should know it might wake you up.
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