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just got back from an escort

imbored21

imbored21

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Early 20s skinny 5'3 white 7/10. The condom was so tight it hurt so bad and I couldn't find the hole. I started pumping into nothing because I thought I was inside (couldn't tell cause all I could feel was the condom). She says "Do you want me to put it inside?" Embarassed I say yes. We have sex and creamy white stuff comes out of her but I still can't feel anything. All I feel is a condom constricting my veins. I throw her off me after 10 minutes and jerk myself off to orgasm. We cuddle and talk after and she lets me stay an hour over time so she can talk about basic bitch stuff to me like dogs and traveling. I leave to a string of texts from an angry pimp demanding that I pay $500 more for the extra hour. WTF?? It's not my job to watch the clock and I never asked for an extension so I told him to "suck my hairy balls." Pimp is a friend of the pimp of my oneitis. Now I don't think I can ever see my oneitis again. Shit.

tl;dr
paid $700 for a 7/10
still had to jerk myself off to finish
4/10 expereince
she lets me stay an extra hour so she can talk about her dogs
pimp gets mad that i stayed long and demands money
i tell him to suck my hairy balls
pimp is a friend of my oneitis's (another escort) pimp
I'm fucked
 
also he knows my real name and where I work. am I fucked??
 
How long are you gonna troll
 
way too expensive kek
 
lol watch your back buddy boyo
 
700$ 1 hour???? You are very rich bro.

Stack money for plastic surgery, its more worth ._.
 
Jfl at all the lying LARPers on this forum.
 
Involuntary CELIBATE. You're not CELIBATE if you're having sex.
 
Lmao you get more than a 7/10 for 700/hr.

700/hr and you're getting 9/10 god tier escorts that go with you to rich people parties and then fuck you all night after.
 
Lmao you get more than a 7/10 for 700/hr.

700/hr and you're getting 9/10 god tier escorts that go with you to rich people parties and then fuck you all night after.
yeah man, 700/hr is crazy
 

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