he's just jealous. Look at that pathetic join date. Maycels = gaycels
Experiment Just got an idea of "Walmart Women's Shitroom Day Game"
fucking lmao
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Imma keep it real with you chief, this is a great way to land yourself on the sex offenders list.
[TeeHee]I guess women do too.
Who shits in walmart LMAO?
Might actually work tho, I feel vurneblat when shitting anywhere else except my home so youre onto something tbh
Might actually work tho, I feel vurneblat when shitting anywhere else except my home so youre onto something tbh
Chad doesn't need to wipe his ass to get laid, so why should I?
g00d idea. i d0nt g0 2 walmart th0. they're imm0ral.
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Beat me to it.
Highest iq OP since this forum was created tbh.
have you been reading roosh v?
WTF did I just read.
I used to go to /r/TheRedPill, yea, also used to go to roosh v forum time to time. Both are infested with incels.
My opening line will be "Hey, you're doing it wrong, you're supposed to do that in the middle of the street... here, I'll show you..."So long time ago I saw a movie called "Wedding Crashers", the movie is about picking girls at wedding. The movie talks about a theory where it says picking girls at wedding is easier because they tend to be more sensitive and hormonally receptive to male advances during such occasion. The protagonists start applying this theory with a great success but at the end they get blacklisted by all the wedding event managing companies in the neighborhood. So later they start picking girls at funeral houses since girls are also sensitive and hormonally receptive when someone close to them dies.
So today I went to walmart to buy some ass wipes and got a new idea of "Women's Restroom Day Game".
The underlying theory is this:
The day game strategy goes like this:
Is this going to work? What do you think?
- You go to some walmart.
- Stand somewhere near the women's restroom and start sneaking.
- Keep eye on women and see who is rushing into the restroom.
- Start your stopwatch and start counting the time how long it's taking for her to finish.
- If it's more than 10~15 minutes, that means she took a shit.
- Once she comes out, see her face, if you can see an halo of satisfaction and relax approach her at 45 degree angle.
- If she looks pissed off, disgusted and bitter, that means her shit was sub par, don't approach.
I think this is a legit game, PUAs and TRPers should give this a shot, "Walmart Shitroom Day Game"
BTW, I talked to a customer at work who visited India on missionary work, he knew about streetshitting and I told him that it was the ultimate way to shit... my boss was right behind me... People at work know that I shit on streets and sidewalks now.
They are just coping inside a 3x2 sq. feet bathroom or worse, inside a cubicle, thinking they are (((liberated))). If you can't see a wide open blue sky when look above while you shit, you are not liberated yet. I feel pity for your co-workers and boss.
I live in Shitcinnati so I usually streetshit under a grey, cloudy sky. The currycels I encounter at work are often confused when I salute them for having the bravery to step outside as a currycel....
Grey cloudy sky works too, you should try shitting in the rain, it's beautiful. Specially when you see your brown trail of shit juice flowing across the side walk like a small stream.
Spread my asscheeks towards the sky and use the bidet of the heavens... Good idea.
mfw an incel in this building had an opportunity to ascend
Yea, I remember you once mentioned water in the ohio river is fucked. I think rain is a good way to go. You can slightly africanmaxx to learn some rain dance and rain summoning rituals. Might be useful if you suddenly street-shit far from the clean water source during the dry seasons.
kek.
Brutal ass-wiping-pill. It's over for ass-wiping-cels.
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Einstein tier IQ in here lmao. You figured out how to cheat evolution.
Kek, it's like you listen to some recorded sound waves and it will make you taller, chiseled jaw and shit.
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this is dumbest most cuckiest thing ever
Wtf
Yup, there are people literally believe in such things.
This is how normie stuffs fuck with your brain, you lose all your will to perceive satires and you start getting amused at this kind of lame jokes:
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Volcel if you wouldnt try this technique
You know how some guys masturbate before a date to relax themselves and seem less uptight around women? Well I suggest that when running Shitroom day game that you also take a shit before the approach, and ideally synchronize your shitting with the womens shitting so that both turds hit water at the exact moment. You therefore guarantee both of you will be at the peak stage of relaxation when you make the approach, and she won't be as self conscious about having just shat.
Extremely high IQ analysis. Not just only that, it's even better if you can wear an adult diaper, go inside the women's shit-room, start shitting in it and approaching those shitting women, it's like you shit and approach at the same time.
Like this:
In the street-shitting parlance, we call it "approach-shitting" or "game-shitting". Because whenever I shit, every drop of turd gives me feeling of abundance mentality and vigor, obviously that's gonna help the approacher to give a strong vibe of confidence and frame while approaching.
Ahhahah nice nice. Now you gotta find quality women at Walmart
nice nice. Now you gotta find quality women at Walmart
volcel if wouldn't.Ahhahah
lmaoooo i might have to try this for jokes see what happens
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Revives me
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This thread is why intelligence agencies want you dead @chudur-budur.
I don't understand, there is nothing violent in this thread, it's just an idea of "shit-room day game", those boomer cunts are really annoying.
It’s too powerful, they don’t want ugly men reproducing with this technique. The boomer eugenicist are going to
Brutal boomer-cunt-pill.
Good to see I havent changed.
OP = high IQ
I should try this
I should try this
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I am happy I wasn't eating this time when reading one of your threads
Damn, missed it.I am happy I wasn't eating this time when reading one of your threads
Given the current state of the war over asswipes in the grocery stores all over the world, I felt a strong obligation to bump this post.
Sorry mods.
Sorry mods.
Necros me
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