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Just got a bunch of IOIs on the bus today

mikepence

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So I was taking the bus to work and decided to test out the cool new tips I learned from r/TRP. I got on and instantly turned around, blocking the path of a HB8/10 chick behind me on the stairs. I said, in the heldest frame I could muster, "Hey baby, you know what's more fun to ride than the bus. My dick." The girl gasped. She had never seen such an alpha move before. She got past me and went to the back seat, clearly playing hard to get as a shittest for my immaculate frame. The nearest empty seat was a few rows down, so I sat next to this 7/10 and her boyfriend.

I made my move instantly. "Watch out lady, the ALPHA MALES are back!" I yelled. I lunged at her BF but she got in the way. Impressed by this primal display of aggression, she started to scream for someone to call the cops. Her face was contorted in disgust, meant for her weak beta bitch boyfriend who failed to protect her. Proud of my accomplishments, I scanned the bus. Everyone, especially the girls, was staring at me. Some had their phones out, getting ready to ask me for their number. Eventually the cops showed up. A busty 8.6/10 female cop came out to cuff me. I put out my hands, then I screamed, "First my hands go in your handcuffs, then they go in your vagina!". She put me in the back of her car, presumably to take me to the woods so we could fuck. Instead we went to the police station though, where I was let off with a fine and a court date.

All in all, it was a worthwhile experience. I counted personally 17 IOIs, creamed some panties, and am soon going to track one of those chicks down and fuck. All you guys gotta do is hold frame. craft sexy pick-up lines, and be aggressive and you'll drown in pussy.
 
Where‘s the part where you wake up and realise it was a dream? I missed it
 
just gotta hold frame and put yourself out there br0
 
Just be confident bro
 
I gotta admit, I was ROFL. 10/10 OP, I needed this more than you know. Thanks a lot my friend.

BTW what is an IOI?
 
That was pretty enjoyable to read!

Just hold your frame bro :)
 
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I gotta admit, I was ROFL. 10/10 OP, I needed this more than you know. Thanks a lot my friend.

BTW what is an IOI?
Indicator of interest
It's a PUA term for a sign that a woman is into you. A lot of the time, they're not actually indicators of interest, but delusional interpretations of females' negative responses to their advances.
 

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