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"just go to church bruh" it's one of the most retarded trad advices

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Seen this retarded advice many times in the trad crowd, that if you want to find a gf that is not a slut you have to go to church and meet foids there because it's better than tinder or nightclubs. However unless you live in your sheltered Mormon/Evangelical small town where everyone is a religious zealot that goes to church on Sundays, read the Bible all the time and don't watch anything slightly innapropriate, 90% of the people you will find in church are old people so unless you want to ascend with an 80 year old granny (pukefuel :feelspuke: ) it seems like a waste of time. The other 10% will probably be a mix of incels trying to ascend and younger couples, because I cannot imagine a single reason on why a foid would go to church alone. Even in Poland which supposedly is very Christian this happens too, spoke to a few Polecels and they say that the vast majority of Christians are old people and the younger generation is more woke and doesn't care about religion. So unless you live in a community were religion is so important that even young people are interested, churchmaxxing is bullshit.
 
Spot on. Ive tried it
 
@NoLooksNoLife tier advice
 
You can have some chances orthodoxmaxxing because there you'll see some slav foids always. But trying with catholicism is useless bc only old grannies+orthodox is cooler
:feelsjuice:
 
"trad" foids are also lookist so even if you do come across one in church she'll still reject you
 
every protestant church has a youth club

full of 20 year old virgin foids
 
full of 20 year old virgin foids
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I'm not kidding brocels.

go to youth church and you will get a 20 year old virgin foid

she might not be the prettiest, but they're out there

in fact, its 70% foids 30% normie cucks

your chances are pretty good
 
Now everytime I see someone talking about going to church, I think about @NoLooksNoLife threads.

Jfl at religion copers tho
 
every protestant church has a youth club

full of 20 year old virgin foids
Do you live in the bible belt (or whatever it's called)?
 
I joined a few caltolic groups in the last month. One is full of older folks, good for me because there is no young people and I feel better around them. Other one is for young folks, and all the foids are into one dude who is older than me. Nearly all 14-15 year foids love a 21yr dude who is a htn retard. I don't really like this group, it's a pure suifuell. And I had only joined, because my mom gave me advice that here you can meet foids. But she totally frogoten that she met mine father outside the catholic group. If you're ugly, you're ugly everywhere. There is no relgion for your bad genetics :cryfeels:
 
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every protestant church has a youth club

full of 20 year old virgin foids
If they say they’re virgin, chances they’re lying. They probably got fucked by 10 dudes already.
 
Seen this retarded advice many times in the trad crowd, that if you want to find a gf that is not a slut you have to go to church and meet foids there because it's better than tinder or nightclubs. However unless you live in your sheltered Mormon/Evangelical small town where everyone is a religious zealot that goes to church on Sundays, read the Bible all the time and don't watch anything slightly innapropriate, 90% of the people you will find in church are old people so unless you want to ascend with an 80 year old granny (pukefuel :feelspuke: ) it seems like a waste of time. The other 10% will probably be a mix of incels trying to ascend and younger couples, because I cannot imagine a single reason on why a foid would go to church alone. Even in Poland which supposedly is very Christian this happens too, spoke to a few Polecels and they say that the vast majority of Christians are old people and the younger generation is more woke and doesn't care about religion. So unless you live in a community were religion is so important that even young people are interested, churchmaxxing is bullshit.
I went to a few different churches in my local area once and I wasn't going there to get a gf or any autistic shit like that but yeah there genuinely was not a single female my age at any of them as far as I can remember and it was just boomers or parents with small children

Even zoomer females who do incidentally go to church sometimes definitely aren't significantly more culturally archaic or "trad" than the rest of their generation. They're still women who grew up in the instagram and snapchat era
 
I went to an evangelical church with many young people (ethnics). That's where my first (and only) black oneitis rejected me, a white MENA.

Quite honestly, I wasn't even "Christian"; I pretended to. Because, I'll keep fighting fisabililah in GTA.
 
Greycel here. I tried this 20 years ago by joining christian clubs in college, going to church. You can meet many young girls this way but it was demoralising watching these women rejecting me, then subsequently pairing off with other men in the club or church. What irritated me more than that were the cucked men that were sanctimonious about using clubs like these or churches to meet women because it was supposed to be about loving Jesus, etc. After 2 years I realized I had no gf and a bunch of religious zealots I had nothing in common with, so I left. The only positive is that the women have low or 0 body count so they aren't cunts like the average foid.
 
aren't churches just filled with old people. i've never met a religious young person
 
aren't churches just filled with old people. i've never met a religious young person
Yeah, Christianity is pretty much dead, in the West at least.
 
My childhood church is in a nicer area and full of rich, white, suburban Chads. Going back there for Easter or other holidays is always suifuel.

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It’s all former fratbro, finance bros working for daddy’s company taking Easter pictures with their trophy wives. One of the biggest blackpills you’ll find is it’s not just the super rich. There’s probably guys like this in your own neighborhood. Their family has fuck you money, and they don’t have to work, but their job is just sitting in an office drinking coffee and going on business trips to 5 Star hotels and they make $130k a year, so why not work?

Also, young women (and young men) don’t give a fuck about church. American Evangelicalism has so lost the plot that it’s none of the based parts of Christanity with all of the bullshit and a little Jewry thrown in. Let it rot. Martin Luther was a mistake.
 
Christianity is an effete religion. Prominent Western philosophers like Nietszche pointed it out. Christianity always copes with 'muh afterlife' while we are rotting in the material world.
 
I wouldn't go to church just to find toilets tbh, mang.
I barely talk to any of the Chicos at my church. :feelsjuice:




it's over
 
You can try Churchmaxxing if you have your shit together ( have a car, a job, place to live ).
If you're poor loser with no job or a wagieslave with minimum wage, no one will be interested in you even in Church.
 
I approached two church girls yesterday, one of them was a gorgeous brunette and the other one looked like half gippo but still attractive. After initial greetings their body language became closed off, and soon they left without saying bye.
 
In the west, churches are Uber liberal. The foids will fuck around regardless and just ask for "forgiveness" from God for not having the willpower to keep their clothes and legs closed.
 
Seen this retarded advice many times in the trad crowd, that if you want to find a gf that is not a slut you have to go to church and meet foids there because it's better than tinder or nightclubs. However unless you live in your sheltered Mormon/Evangelical small town where everyone is a religious zealot that goes to church on Sundays, read the Bible all the time and don't watch anything slightly innapropriate, 90% of the people you will find in church are old people so unless you want to ascend with an 80 year old granny (pukefuel :feelspuke: ) it seems like a waste of time. The other 10% will probably be a mix of incels trying to ascend and younger couples, because I cannot imagine a single reason on why a foid would go to church alone. Even in Poland which supposedly is very Christian this happens too, spoke to a few Polecels and they say that the vast majority of Christians are old people and the younger generation is more woke and doesn't care about religion. So unless you live in a community were religion is so important that even young people are interested, churchmaxxing is bullshit.
False, every church I have been to have quite a lot of young foids in there.
 
My church was filled with old people so nothing to be found there
 

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