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Theory Just Get A Cute Pet Theory

It will work?


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Hoppipolla

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A babe magnet!


Australian shepherd dog
 
I want a pet girlfriend, all leashed up and ready for me to talk her out on walks.
 
That incel dog won't do, it has to be a BIG BLACK GREAT DANE.
 
If I got a female dog I could ascend with her one day if I train her correctly, and I could take advantage of the dogpill to ascend. Foids do it with male dogs so I can do the same with a female dog.
 
I don't understand getting a dog just so women will talk to you. It's like begging to be cucked.
 
At first I thought you meant it as a strategy for coping with loneliness, so I wasn't sure, but I voted for No. Then I realized what you meant, so I'm 100% sure about the No. If they do become interested in the dog, then at most, the dog will just cuck you.
 
women like to act like pets for chad
 
The dog will fuck her, but you still won't.
 
Normies would be spamming that shit if it worked
 

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