Just fucking kill yourself if you don't have massive cock

[VileGeneticTrash]

For fellow oldcels, skip this thread and click back, our lives are over and the following does not apply to us.

Let's be honest, most guys on this forum are decent looking and very young and will grow out of this incel phase when they finally leave their parents basement. This leads to the next problem. You need a huge cock to even get women to remember you as anything but another faceless cuckold.

How does it feel that women remember being screwed by Chad's massive Coke can dong just as much as they remember the birth of their children, graduating college, and unwrapping their puppy on Christmas?

They remember Chad's cock when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

 

[San Salvador]

For fellow oldcels, skip this thread and click back, our lives are over and the following does not apply to us.

Let's be honest, most guys on this forum are decent looking and very young and will grow out of this incel phase when they finally leave their parents basement. This leads to the next problem. You need a huge cock to even get women to remember you as anything but another faceless cuckold.

How does it feel that women remember being screwed by Chad's massive Coke can dong just as much as they remember the birth of their children, graduating college, and unwrapping their puppy on Christmas?

They remember Chad's cock when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

As soon as Ben Garrison went away, you started talking about massive cocks.

 

[Ethiocel]

need to settle what's considered big once and for all. some people believe the statistics while others believe you need to be the size of a flag pole. too much varying opinions

 

[ElfCake]

This is gay.

 

[TheHaircutBrother]

Low IQ

 

[big nose bug eyes]

Why are you copying and pasting stuff from lookism? At least give credit to IncelsNeed2Die, he's god tier poster, faggot ass plagiarist.

Just proof this place has literally 0 original content.

 

[ElliotLookAlike]

low iq, why would it matter if you had a giant cock or not if you're ugly as fuck and doomed from birth.

you'll never get the chance to show off your dong and fling it on foids faces and enjoy the moment.

it'll never happen, stop bothering

 

[Swagwaffle]

low iq

cope with the rope

 

[ImGoneTonight]

I've literally had girls tell me they wont talk to me cause it doesnt look like i had a big dick

 

[VileGeneticTrash]

Why are you copying and pasting stuff from lookism? At least give credit to IncelsNeed2Die, he's god tier poster, faggot ass plagiarist.

Just proof this place has literally 0 original content.

plagiarizing myself? thats a new one.

 

[striderhiryu]

Don't need a big cock when you have a tongue in your mouth.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Today, I was getting into the gym showers and this guy coming out had a horse sized dick, JFL. I don't tend to look at guys' penises, but sometimes a monster is staring you in the face. Probably 3 times as long as mine flaccid. Dick mogged.

 

[VileGeneticTrash]

low iq, why would it matter if you had a giant cock or not if you're ugly as fuck and doomed from birth.

you'll never get the chance to show off your dong and fling it on foids faces and enjoy the moment.

it'll never happen, stop bothering

at least attempt to read the post. or does your reading comprehension suck that much?

 

[Hunter]

Don't need a big cock when you have a tongue in your mouth.

cuck
is 5.7 x 6 good?

 

[TheNEET]

cope
chad could have a literal micropenis and foids would still love him while the horsedicked incel would remain faceless

 

[Gunslinger]

I measure in 6 inches is that bad?

 

[takERisks]

cope
chad could have a literal micropenis and foids would still love him while the horsedicked incel would remain faceless

Exactly, the penis size serves no function biologically unlike say frame for fighting or bone structure for airway circulation.

 

[ElliotLookAlike]

at least attempt to read the post. or does your reading comprehension suck that much?

it just won't get to that point, it wouldn't matter ever if you're a truecel

 

[VileGeneticTrash]

it just won't get to that point, it wouldn't matter ever if you're a truecel

and the latter is confirmed.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

cope
chad could have a literal micropenis and foids would still love him while the horsedicked incel would remain faceless

Mostly this, if you look like a truecel you can have the world's biggest dick and whores still won't want to fuck you

 

[IHateMySelf]

Let's be honest, most guys on this forum are decent looking

Yep,for that they are incel. We are pretty and we have a lot if women in our side.

We are a chad forum

 

[Ritalincel]

They remember Chad's cock when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

 

[Notgoingtomakeit]

cuck
is 5.7 x 6 good?

6 inch girth is huge, porn star level.

 

[striderhiryu]

cuck
is 5.7 x 6 good?

So going down on a woman is being a cuck? LOL, that doesn't even make any sense.

 

[Deleted member 8]

Jfl at you denying the heightpill in other threads, but believing the dickpill in this thread. You can see a guy's height in everyday life, but not his dick, so how is the latter a real problem but not height?

How does it feel that women remember being screwed by a 6'8 guy just as much as they remember the birth of their children, graduating college, and unwrapping their puppy on Christmas?

They remember Chad's tall height when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

 

[AsiaCel]

cope
chad could have a literal micropenis and foids would still love him while the horsedicked incel would remain faceless

 

[Ritalincel]

horsedicked incel

 

[TysonxTyson]

For fellow oldcels, skip this thread and click back, our lives are over and the following does not apply to us.

Let's be honest, most guys on this forum are decent looking and very young and will grow out of this incel phase when they finally leave their parents basement. This leads to the next problem. You need a huge cock to even get women to remember you as anything but another faceless cuckold.

How does it feel that women remember being screwed by Chad's massive Coke can dong just as much as they remember the birth of their children, graduating college, and unwrapping their puppy on Christmas?

They remember Chad's cock when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

What if you are 8-8.5 facially but have a 6.5 petter? Is it game over? A friend of mine would like to know.

 

[The End]

Ah, my friend, you just need a little assistance!

Spoiler: nsfw - the solution

 

[6'5incel]

smellysocks

 

[EthnicelNL]

Chad's massive Coke

Just supersize theory

 

[Hunter]

So going down on a woman is being a cuck? LOL, that doesn't even make any sense.

its a very soylent thing to do.

 

[Jockcel]

It's absolutely ovER for dicklets not even kidding.

 

[Evidential]

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

No IQ thread. Most cels aren't growing out of shit because it becomes harder to escape the longer you're a virgin. The only exception is college dorming, which still doesn't work for some and isn't something everyone gets to do.

If you are at the point where a foid can see your penis she is 90% likely willing to have sex, which is all that matters. A slut is never going to properly remember you anyway, big cock or not.

 

[UBERCEL]

For fellow oldcels, skip this thread and click back, our lives are over and the following does not apply to us.

Let's be honest, most guys on this forum are decent looking and very young and will grow out of this incel phase when they finally leave their parents basement. This leads to the next problem. You need a huge cock to even get women to remember you as anything but another faceless cuckold.

How does it feel that women remember being screwed by Chad's massive Coke can dong just as much as they remember the birth of their children, graduating college, and unwrapping their puppy on Christmas?

They remember Chad's cock when they're in the nursing home even if they forget the name of their own kids.

JBF theory
If you are her first a 5 incher will be good

 

[stretch-cel]

Don't need a big cock when you have a tongue in your mouth.

teracope