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Just fucked a microwaved watermelon AMA

on a scale of 1-10 how was it
 
Were you slapping it ?
 
Jewsel said:
are you serious or just trolling?

would be a pretty bad troll if it was.

im really lonely and it felt good AMA
 
Dont do that... I mean microwave watermelon becomes shit. Never microwave your fruits ..
 
Dude wtf.

Why did you microwave a watermelon?

Have you tried using salt or chilli powder on Watermelons? They taste pretty good with it.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Dude wtf.

Why did you microwave a watermelon?

Have you tried using salt or chilli powder on Watermelons? They taste pretty good with it.

yes but not in this situation
 
inceliphate said:
yes but not in this situation
You can also mix watermelon into cottage cheese, it tastes like heaven.
 
were you running a nuclear experiment?
 
Did you peel the watermelon first?
 
watermelon is shit
 
ICanOnlyFapToBDSM said:
watermelon is shit
Mangos for the homos. Bananas for the heteros. Strawberries for the bisexuals.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Mangos for the homos. Bananas for the heteros. Strawberries for the bisexuals.

The banana one is a myth unless you have a micro penis. I've tried a banana a couple of times in the past and even with the largest bananas i was able to find, it was impossible to get my dick in without totaly breaking up the peel.
 
Dekim said:
The banana one is a myth unless you have a micro penis. I've tried a banana a couple of times in the past and even with the largest bananas i was able to find, it was impossible to get my dick in without totaly breaking up the peel.

yah same
 
[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fknOJlGHsSc[/video]
 
lol you either must have a tiny watermelon or a giant microwave
 
i must try this
 

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