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Story Just farted away 2 Stacys

Unzöl

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So I went gymcelling again. My gym is divided into two floors: the upper floor is for weight lifting which is pretty decent because wymyn barely go there. The lower floor is for legs workout, stretching and abs where you often see prime girls working out in tight outfits. Pure suifuel.

Today I went to the stretching room to do some abs exercises. There were two Stacys one of whom was doing crunches on the floor. I didn't want to work out next to her but other places were all occupied. So I had no choice.

She was wearing a tight black outfit exposing her boobs and I had to try my best keeping my eyes away from her body. But another petite Stacy was working out on the other side so it was inevitable suifuel.

Then came the moment. I felt the urge to let out some gas lol. Actually I did it pretty often but always in silence so I thought it would be OK. So I just let it out. It turned out to be a thunder.

Fuck I was embarrassed as hell and heard other guys there giggling. Then I saw these 2 Stacys look at me with disgust then pick up their stuff and leave the room immediately.

I felt extremely anxious at first, but then I was just satisfied, filled with refreshing energy. I literally farted away my suifuel who wouldn't want me anyway. If being in their proximity makes me uncomfortable, then I have no obligation to suppress my inner urge just to make them feel comfortable. The fart made my Day.
 
Based fartcel

Where are you from, boyo?
 
So I went gymcelling again. My gym is divided into two floors: the upper floor is for weight lifting which is pretty decent because wymyn barely go there. The lower floor is for legs workout, stretching and abs where you often see prime girls working out in tight outfits. Pure suifuel.

Today I went to the stretching room to do some abs exercises. There were two Stacys one of whom was doing crunches on the floor. I didn't want to work out next to her but other places were all occupied. So I had no choice.

She was wearing a tight black outfit exposing her boobs and I had to try my best keeping my eyes away from her body. But another petite Stacy was working out on the other side so it was inevitable suifuel.

Then came the moment. I felt the urge to let out some gas lol. Actually I did it pretty often but always in silence so I thought it would be OK. So I just let it out. It turned out to be a thunder.

Fuck I was embarrassed as hell and heard other guys there giggling. Then I saw these 2 Stacys look at me with disgust then pick up their stuff and leave the room immediately.

I felt extremely anxious at first, but then I was just satisfied, filled with refreshing energy. I literally farted away my suifuel who wouldn't want me anyway. If being in their proximity makes me uncomfortable, then I have no obligation to suppress my inner urge just to make them feel comfortable. The fart made my Day.

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Lifefuel, you're a hero, man. Those Stacies were destroyed by toxic misogynist farts.
 
Quality post very high iq someone make this genius a mod
 
I’d be really embarrassed, I applaud you however
 
Didn't get passed the first sentence, why the fuck is weightlifting equipment on the second floor? That'd be so obnoxious to anyone on the floor below.
 
My boy @Unzöl back at it again with the larp.
 
It's over for fartcels :feelsrope::feelshaha:
 
If you were Chad, they'd giggle at each other before asking you to join them for a foursome at their mutual friend Stacy's house.
 
This should be stickied tbh
 
So I just let it out. It turned out to be a thunder.

Fuck I was embarrassed as hell and heard other guys there giggling. Then I saw these 2 Stacys look at me with disgust then pick up their stuff and leave the room immediately.
:feelshaha::feelsgah:
 
I try to do this all the time, also I try to eat some gas inducing food that make my curry-farts extremely stinky and loud. I always try to fart at the vicinity of whores whenever possible. Good job boyo. Keep farting.
 
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Alpha as fuark.
 
She was wearing a tight black outfit exposing her boobs and I had to try my best keeping my eyes away from her body. But another petite Stacy was working out on the other side so it was inevitable suifuel.

Typical fitness whores. For females going to the gym is like a social event. Good thing you farted them away.
 
Low inhib as fuck tbh.
 

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