News Just daydreamed I was a Chad VAMPIRE.

[EARTH]

I spent the last hour delving deep into my twisted mind. This song is playing to set the mood:



I am a Chad vampire. Face like this:

Teeth like this:

Remember: You are a 10/10 Chad and luring females is absolutely easy. Effortless. You can be a blood sucking killer and girls will be none the wiser.

Let's continue. I lure this tight virgin 13 year old JB:

We are alone. I am thirsty for blood. We start touching each other. Sex is about to happen. And then...

I go for her throat and START RIPPING IT WITH MY TEETH. She starts SCREAMING. Her blood begins SPRAYING:

I was BITING and RIPPING THE NECK NON-STOP. I drank the blood like JUICE. Then my mother walks into my room and ruins my daydream:

 

[Weightcel]

Autism.

 

[fuck chad]

I would've fucked the bitch

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

Chad vamp = Zyros

 

[Felix97]

Chad vamp = Zyros

everytime I try to think of a vampire zyros jumps into my mind

 

[EARTH]

Girls would rather die from a Chad vampire, than to even talk with an incel.

 

[Timecel]

I catch myself daydreaming a lot

 

[Colly]

Mogs twilight

 

[VST]

So you dreamed that you were Zyros with a better frame?
Kek.