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Theory Just Carry An Unused G Pipe ⚗️ (And No G) Bro Theory

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This is one of many kung fu intricacies of the thugmaxxingcel bible. It's like escortceling without paying (if you're normie or they are really rough and desperate for some hits), or getting a discount. If you get laid from the glass pipe, let them keep it/destroy/throw it away. No point keeping it and carrying it with residue if you don't smoke g. You have to be in a fiend area with lots of side quest characters. I've seen an ugly incel looking dude get approached by a fuckable foid looking for a g pipe... Shit if the bitch approached me and I had a glass pipe I'd be hitting her g spot with my g pipe ya dig. He fucked up by not having a g pipe. I'm red and blackpilled, I know I need to be prepared so I don't end up missing out on a free blowjob like that bum ass nigga.

You also have to look like some kind of thugmaxxer, any kind will do. The fiends will approach you thinking you are the the guy, but you aren't. However, if a foid you'd fuck comes along, you have the upper hand in the deal arrangement. It's not like escortceling, intead of you coming to them, they come to you. And they want what you have more than you want what they have. I'd also recommend keeping a small amount of anything the local female like, enough to hide easy and enough you wouldn't feel you wasted your money to ditch (only in MineCraft and as a troll never irl bro I am jk af about this whole post and a LARPer).

I want to try this. I want to get an oil burner pipe and carry it around looking for a foid who will let me access her pipes with my pipe in exchange for use of my pipe.
 
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What the fuck are you on about
 
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ascend with a crackhead theory?
 
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niggercels can one of you guys translate this?
 
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Animecel2D said:
What the fuck are you on about

Volcel if you wouldn't take advantage of a drug fiend foid. Go to your local ghetto and you might find a foid who will suck dick for cheap or for drugs... maybe even CIGS!
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ascend with a crackhead theory?
yes
 
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Pixycel said:
niggercels can one of you guys translate this?
He's basically saying that we should "just drugdealmaxx bro" and offer crackwhores drugs for sex.
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Volcel if you wouldn't take advantage of a drug fiend foid. Go to your local ghetto and you might find a foid who will suck dick for cheap or for drugs... maybe even CIGS!

yes
Will this work in NYC?
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
He's basically saying that we should "just drugdealmaxx bro" and offer crackwhores drugs for sex.
so just escortcelling but with more steps and a shittier product
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
He's basically saying that we should "just drugdealmaxx bro" and offer crackwhores drugs for sex.
thanks bro:feelsokman:
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
Will this work in NYC?
Yes,

TheDarkEnigma said:
He's basically saying that we should "just drugdealmaxx bro" and offer crackwhores drugs for sex.
No, they have to offer you... "consent"...:feelsLSD:
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so just escortcelling but with more steps and a shittier product
No, it's way cheaper and you have the upper hand in the negotiation.

Ask any thugmaxxer or urban MGTOW.
 
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"Just drug dealer max" You realise the connections and low inhib u need to do that? If a socially stunted ugly incel was to try drug dealer max anywhere, let alone a metropolitan area they'd get FUCKING OBLITERATED, robbed by giga chads and left to bleed out on a side walk
 
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tenta said:
"Just drug dealer max" You realise the connections and low inhib u need to do that? If a socially stunted ugly incel was to try drug dealer max anywhere, let alone a metropolitan area they'd get FUCKING OBLITERATED, robbed by giga chads and left to bleed out on a side walk
No, just have a little bit stashed for a fiend. Don't deal.
 
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WHAT is "g"

Some kind of a smoking drug thingys
 

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