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JFL "Just buzz it bro! Women love bald dudes! Vin Diesel bro!"

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This is the most common "advice" you'll see from TRP in regards to men who express concerns over losing their hair. Vin Diesel bro! The Rock bro!

Guess what? I don't know if you've noticed this, but... MOST OF US AREN'T FUCKING VIN DIESEL OR THE FUCKING ROCK!

Get the picture? Most of us would just look like Steve Wilkos or Joe Satriani completely bald. And while a good looking bald guy can "get" women with enough "game" and/or sheer luck, he'll likely never have women fawning over him like pretty-boys and the like always do (BIG difference between "getting" women and women getting YOU) and is much more likely to be cheated on, divorced, or what have you. He will always be a 2nd choice and would always look much better with hair. Women do not "love" bald men. They will however accept one under the right circumstances.

Of course, a fucking horseshoe (especially if under 40) is arguably much worse. So I don't really know what to say to baldcels other than JUST FACE IT: IT'S OVER.
 
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Both of these guys look better bald imho.
 
wEnTwOrTh mILlEr
 
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This guy would slay bald and buzzcut.
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Behold the legendary hottest baldman ever. The great Christian Monzon. Gives hope to baldcels like me.
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This is the most common "advice" you'll see from TRP in regards to men who express concerns over losing their hair. Vin Diesel bro! The Rock bro!

Guess what? I don't know if you've noticed this, but... MOST OF US AREN'T FUCKING VIN DIESEL OR THE FUCKING ROCK!

Get the picture? Most of us would just look like Steve Wilkos or Joe Satriani completely bald. And while a good looking bald guy can "get" women with enough "game" and/or sheer luck, he'll likely never have women fawning over him like pretty-boys and the like always do (BIG difference between "getting" women and women getting YOU) and is much more likely to be cheated on, divorced, or what have you. He will always be a 2nd choice and would always look much better with hair. Women do not "love" bald men. They will however accept one under the right circumstances.

Of course, a fucking horseshoe (especially if under 40) is arguably much worse. So I don't really know what to say to baldcels other than JUST FACE IT: IT'S OVER.

Actually its a hidden blackpill.

The fact that everyone only mentions those few guys out of all the famous bald guys on the planet is because they are pretty much the only ones that can pull it off.

So basically they saying that unless you look ultra masculine like them it's time to LDAR.
 
I don't want to go bald, this useless gene should be completely eliminated. I'll be applying rogaine continuously if necessary.
 
I don't want to go bald, this useless gene should be completely eliminated. I'll be applying rogaine continuously if necessary.
Isn't rogaine a placebo cope?

I can't remember the name but there was one drug that was basically proven to regrow hair. But, among the litany of side effects, it includes ED/lowers your libido, and IIRC even lowers your sperm count.

Using shit like this is like trying to cure a headache by shooting yourself in the head.
 
Fuck thats the first time I've ever seen Vin with hair.
 
It's all about lookign feminine tbh tbh
 
how the fuck is vin diesel good looking? He is ugly as fuck for fuck sake, but he combine bald with body game and deep voice = slayer.
 
Isn't rogaine a placebo cope?

I can't remember the name but there was one drug that was basically proven to regrow hair. But, among the litany of side effects, it includes ED/lowers your libido, and IIRC even lowers your sperm count.

Using shit like this is like trying to cure a headache by shooting yourself in the head.
That's scary story for kids, rogaine has little to none side effects most of the time, but everybody may react differently. You have to continuously apply it to preserve your gains, that's only downside.
 
Been on Finasteride for 2 years, but has done jack shit. Unfortunately I was in complete denial for a few years, was NW3 by time I began drug. Rule of thumb, never listen to a full head or women about going bald.
 
God, I can't stand Satriani or his protege Vai. I don't know why I hate them so much but the baldness definitely doesn't help.

He's a great guitarist but goofy as fuck.
 
COPE! The Rock didn't shave it until well after his prime.
the rock is still in his prime
JFL if you idiots think the rock isn't a certified gigachad who all your mothers would disown you for even a chance at being with.
 
That's scary story for kids, rogaine has little to none side effects most of the time, but everybody may react differently. You have to continuously apply it to preserve your gains, that's only downside.
Rogaine wasn't what I was thinking of though, I think what I was thinking of starts with P but I can't find it.

I always heard Rogaine didn't work though.
 
the rock is still in his prime
JFL if you idiots think the rock isn't a certified gigachad who all your mothers would disown you for even a chance at being with.
Isn't he like 50? Prime is 18-30. MAYBE to 40 depending on who you ask.
 
It's all about lookign feminine tbh tbh

Truth. Like I said the rare bald guys that can get women through luck and/or perseverance are not even in remotely the same league as the pretty boys that have women obsessing over them. But it's something I guess. So baldcels can only be like "muh Rock" even though they could never even look like him.
 
how the fuck is vin diesel good looking? He is ugly as fuck for fuck sake, but he combine bald with body game and deep voice = slayer.

I've always thought he was ugly too. Nigga looks like an elephant seal or something. but many 'foids think otherwise.
 
pop dutasteride like candy, slather mixodil all over your scalp, order experimental compounds from overseas, hair transplants, DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU CAN TO KEEP YOUR HAIR. Women hate bald men unless they're ultra masc.
 
I remember lurking on hairlosstalk and all I’d see was Statham and Willis, sometimes Ljungberg. (Yeah, because we look ANYTHING like movie stars or male model futbol players.)
 
I remember lurking on hairlosstalk and all I’d see was Statham and Willis, sometimes Ljungberg. (Yeah, because we look ANYTHING like movie stars or male model futbol players.)
This is especially funny when you don't have a frame/height these guys do. Short + bald = game over.
 
its status bro
 
hair is my only redeeming quality, I'm insanely scared of losing it (I've had nightmares about losing hair since childhood)
I'd gladly start taking finasteride now for prevention, but no GP will prescribe it before I actually start balding
I've thought about using Rogaine for prevention, since it's OTC
 
Buzzing if you still have decent hair density is a waste of time. Even Somerhalder is running coverup game tbh
 
I can't remember the name but there was one drug that was basically proven to regrow hair. But, among the litany of side effects, it includes ED/lowers your libido, and IIRC even lowers your sperm count.

Using shit like this is like trying to cure a headache by shooting yourself in the head.
(((Finasteride)))
 

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