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Cope Just bought a shovel

BarbarianCel

BarbarianCel

⚔️ Pillage and plunder ☝️
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No clue what I should even do with it ngl
 
Just dig your own grave theory
 
Tenor 2
 
Should’ve gotten an hammer instead
 
it’s over for shovelcels
 
Dig up some better bones such as dinosaur ones and become a giga chad
 
learn how to use it so you don't look stupid
 
moppy-wwe1.jpg

Make your very own moppy. Best cope I can come up with.
 
Dig until you find a treasure.
 
Congratulations!

You have entered the amazing world of shovel ownership!

Do you have the "cold steel special forces shovel" yet? It's a sweet one! But it's not as sweet as the Russian titainium version!

I really like the flathead shovel for cleaning up dog and/or cat shit!

If you live in the extreme north or south then a snow shovel is handy...

Just be sure to have, and call, a spade, a spade!
 
Just bury yourself alive bro
 
show it off to your fellow agents
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Dig a big defensive trench.
 
dig a grave and start sleeping in it like a monk
 
6 feet down if you do it right.
 
I have a snowshovel
 

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