Just be spiderman theory

[Skelly]

You can still ascend if you're 5'8 if you get bitten by a radioactive spider

 

[FumoCum]

Status gives you more opportunities? What? How?????

 

[Emba]

Status gives you more opportunities? What? How?????

Lol! It's a joke bro

 

[FumoCum]

Lol! It's a joke bro

IT used Tom Holland as an actual argument against inceldom and short men, theres a thread about it somewhere.

I am not going to explain how this is retarded, but they'll take any half assed arguments against inceldom at this point so why bother.

 

[Emba]

IT used Tom Holland as an actual argument against inceldom and short men, theres a thread about it somewhere.

I am not going to explain how this is retarded, but they'll take any half assed arguments against inceldom at this point so why bother.

Lol. It's a cope

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

'foids are whores, so if a short guy is a famous hollywood actor he can still get a relationship!!!'

wtf

just be (((hollywood))) actor theory

somehow they claim that short people can't statistically be at a major disadvantage (meaning that more short guys will be single), because some actor is dumpster-diving for a mid sheboon gf

 

[Juicewrld]

Dude is apparently 5’6 not even 5’8 still ascended

 

[zerozerozero]

id fuck that bitch

 

[Biowaste Removal]

Lifefuel for @comradespiderman29

 

[sullen]

False hope for 5'6cels