Just be an elephant bro

[Retardfuel]

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[LesscoBlob]

As a man, you not only have to compete against other human males, you literally have to compete against males of OTHER SPECIES. Your competition is men, elephants, lions, bears, tigers, donkeys, horses, dogs and EVEN DOLPHINS.

 

[Retardfuel]

As a man, you not only have to compete against other human males, you literally have to compete against males of OTHER SPECIES. Your competition is men, elephants, lions, bears, tigers, donkeys, horses, dogs and EVEN DOLPHINS.

Brutal zoopill, your competition are other species
It's over because whale cock is the biggest cock ever

 

[LesscoBlob]

Brutal zoopill, your competition are other species
It's over because whale cock is the biggest cock ever

Whales don't try to have sex with women. Male dolphins have. They have a 30cm penis that they can curve to make it 22cm to fit smaller vaginas. There have been actual cases of male dolphins having sex with human females. If that happens to any woman, she will never be satisfied by any man.

 

[Pancakecel]

What a pathetic subreddit, just screams

But so does most of soyddit so no surprise I guess

 

[Retardfuel]

Whales don't try to have sex with women. Male dolphins have. They have a 30cm penis that they can curve to make it 22cm to fit smaller vaginas. There have been actual cases of male dolphins having sex with human females. If that happens to any woman, she will never be satisfied by any man.

I've seen females being fucked by dolphin cocks, its over for humancels

 

[LesscoBlob]

I've seen females being fucked by dolphin cocks, its over for humancels

Literally. Even if you have a 20cm penis, you are nothing to a dolphin.

 

[LesscoBlob]

ICH HAB EIN MANN ALLIGATOR FICK GESEHEN!!!!!! (IM VIDEOSPIEL)

Das muss schmerzhaft gewesen sein (IM VIDEOSPIEL)

 

[Retardfuel]

ICH HAB EIN MANN ALLIGATOR FICK GESEHEN!!!!!! (IM VIDEOSPIEL)

Ich habe Zwei foid gefickt

 

[Retardfuel]

(IM VIDEOSPIEL)

In eine videospiel (fallout new Vegas)

 

[Retardfuel]

ICH RUF DIE COPS AN!!!!!!!!! @Dregster !!!!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME)

Ich treffe sie inn fallout

 

[LesscoBlob]

ICH HAB GEWICHST (IM VIDEOSPIEL)

Ich glaube an dich, Samenretentionsritter! (IM VIDEOSPIEL)

 

[LesscoBlob]

!!!!! (In video game)

!!!! (IM VIDEOSPIEAL)

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Mogged by Dumbo

 

[Sennacherib]