Youngcels: Everything adults told you is a lie. Whatever they said, DO THE OPPOSITE.
Break the rules.
It's very important in life to be an asshole. If you are nice, you will finish last.
Time is running out; you DON'T have plenty of time to figure it out. You need to know exactly what you are doing in life ASAP.
Hard work alone will NOT pay off.
Holes only care about looks, money, and status. Personality is MEANINGLESS. Or where it does mean something, it means exactly the opposite. Holes want a jerk. They want a guy who has no vulnerability whatsoever. Whatever holes say they want, they want exactly the opposite.
You can ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. If she looks like a cunt, SHE IS. If he looks like a weasel, HE IS.
The only way to succeed in life is by being a bad person. Lie, cheat, and steal.