lacune
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don't ask how i found these pics, but my associates have their methods and they can find pictures of practically any person on planet Earth, they're like my personal cyber hounds and I release them into the world to do my bidding, and of course I always compensate them lavishly, but that's diverging from the topic at hand. Anyway, I sent them out to retrieve pics of Jordan Barrett's family, because I wanted to see what his siblings/parents looked like in comparison to his angelic self
I was not prepared for the ultimate pill, the pill to end all other copes, the pill for which there is no cope: the genetic recombination pill. As we all know, your ugly because of your genes, and thus it's only fair to proclaim that you either live or die according to genetic recombination (because even attractive parents can have ugly kids due to unfortunate genetic reocmb).
Anyhow, here we go:
Jordan with his older brother Josh:
older brother looks like a troll mouthbreather with recessed midface, + balding, notice how less compact his face is, more vertically elongated, the genetic difference between him and jordan is unreal.. there is no justice in nature when you have a sibling that looks like that and you look like straight garbage (inb4 his brother is "Chad", nope, he objectively looks like shit next to his younger brother due to non age-related issues)
Jordan's two brothers and their father. Just LOL. This picture should speak for itself. That fucking inbred 'the hills have eyes' creature created Jordan Barrett. And people still deny genetic recombination on here. also note the brother on the left (jake) 's midface, legit garbage holy fuck... how must they feel knowing jordan is their BROTHER? lol
JFL AT THIS MOG
JORDAN'S MOM:
I was not prepared for the ultimate pill, the pill to end all other copes, the pill for which there is no cope: the genetic recombination pill. As we all know, your ugly because of your genes, and thus it's only fair to proclaim that you either live or die according to genetic recombination (because even attractive parents can have ugly kids due to unfortunate genetic reocmb).
Anyhow, here we go:
Jordan with his older brother Josh:
older brother looks like a troll mouthbreather with recessed midface, + balding, notice how less compact his face is, more vertically elongated, the genetic difference between him and jordan is unreal.. there is no justice in nature when you have a sibling that looks like that and you look like straight garbage (inb4 his brother is "Chad", nope, he objectively looks like shit next to his younger brother due to non age-related issues)
Jordan's two brothers and their father. Just LOL. This picture should speak for itself. That fucking inbred 'the hills have eyes' creature created Jordan Barrett. And people still deny genetic recombination on here. also note the brother on the left (jake) 's midface, legit garbage holy fuck... how must they feel knowing jordan is their BROTHER? lol
JFL AT THIS MOG
JORDAN'S MOM: