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Jordan Barrett is the ideal slayer for...

Octopusgun2

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...a bottom gay guy. Just lol @ wanting to look like this aryan dyke :

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The only females you can “slay” are Asians or 13 year old females (and that’s me taking into consideration that those 13 year olds won’t find him weird looking)

BUT, there’s this guy who looks somewhat close to him. Except he’s more human-looking and more DOM :

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>Inb4 “LULZ CAGE @ THIS COPE YOU PATHETIC SUBHUMAN”

Not coping, he does mog me and I would eat a rotten piece of shit to look like him. But if you find him appealing and wish that you can look like him (when you have other options) then you’re retarded.
 
>he does mog me and I would eat a rotten piece of shit to look like him.
>But if you find him appealing and wish that you can look like him then you’re retarded.
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
>he does mog me and I would eat a rotten piece of shit to look like him.
>But if you find him appealing and wish that you can look like him then you’re retarded.
If you had other options and wanted to look like him then you’re retarded.
 
Twisted said:
What do you rate him?
I can’t give him a specific rating. He’s neither ugly or attractive, just weird looking or unappealing. But if you want me to take autistic PSLI ratings into consideration and since he has all ideal features, he’s a 9/10 (not saying he’s goodlooking, his harmony is total shit and PSLI ratings only take features into consideration and not harmony)
 
would give my left nut to look like lachowski tbh, fuck being dom and alpha
 
Keep coping bitch boy.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
...a bottom gay guy. Just lol @ wanting to look like this aryan dyke :

800full-jordan-barrett.jpg


The only females you can “slay” are Asians or 13 year old females (and that’s me taking into consideration that those 13 year olds won’t find him weird looking)

BUT, there’s this guy who looks somewhat close to him. Except he’s more human-looking and more DOM :

b6a7beb609c26cf36336a1e983f00fb2.jpg


>Inb4 “LULZ CAGE @ THIS COPE YOU PATHETIC SUBHUMAN”

Not coping, he does mog me and I would eat a rotten piece of shit to look like him. But if you find him appealing and wish that you can look like him (when you have other options) then you’re retarded.

I never understood his appeal. Looks like an alien
 
blackpill_incel said:
I never understood his appeal. Looks like an alien

Who gives a fuck about his appeal when he slings pussy like a mad man. Don't pretend like you wouldn't like to look like him.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Who gives a fuck about his appeal when he slings pussy like a mad man. Don't pretend like you wouldn't like to look like him.

I mean yeah but I'd rather look like Chico or Miro
 
Legit looks like crap

Only people who truly worship him are 15 year old lookism fags.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:

His skull is vertically stunted, too much fat in upper eyelids / excessively hooded.

Cope with your compact midface bullshit as much as you like, he's not sexually attractive whatsoever to most women. Maybe he's "nice to look at" aka cuck material.
He ain't a pussywetter tho.
 
cornpop said:
His skull is vertically stunted, too much fat in upper eyelids / excessively hooded.

Cope with your compact midface bullshit as much as you like, he's not sexually attractive whatsoever to most women. Maybe he's "nice to look at" aka cuck material.
He ain't a pussywetter tho.

^ Angry coping long midfacer ^
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
^ Angry coping long midfacer ^

My skull is vertically stunted. Your oneitis probably got annihilated by a tall faced Chad hence your own coping.

You may dislike lookism net posters but some of you motherfuckers are legit worse than them.

A prime example is you. No legitimate arguments, just pathetic shitposting.
 
wow its the same retard from the other thread

"yea lemme just use a strawman argument real quick and use a picture from when he was 14"

Fuck off

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JFL if you wouldnt kill people to look like this in candid photos
 
cornpop said:
My skull is vertically stunted. Your oneitis probably got annihilated by a tall faced Chad hence your own coping.

Actually I've only had 3 serious crushes in my life. 2 of them got with compact midfacers and 1 got with a guy with an average length midface.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Actually I've only had 3 serious crushes in my life. 2 of them got with compact midfacers and 1 got with a guy with an average length midface.

Well, considering you thought he had a slightly long midface..

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Point remains ; it is not necessarily a death sentence and certainly not one as bad as PSLsphere has made it be.

I think we can agree NORMAL length is much better than short or extremely long. I won't claim Adam Driver is attractive, and yes his midface is the problem.


Think of David Gandy as someone with normal midface length.
 
I wish I looked half as good as either of them tbh.
 
To be fair, that's a shitty artsy picture of Jordan Barrett. He looks more effeminate in that picture. His main problem is that he is a bit babyfaced but he is definitely a Chad(high Chadlite at the very least).
 
cornpop said:
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Actually I've only had 3 serious crushes in my life. 2 of them got with compact midfacers and 1 got with a guy with an average length midface.
Well, considering you thought he had a slightly long midface..
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Point remains ; it is not necessarily a death sentence and certainly not one as bad as PSLsphere has made it be.
I think we can agree NORMAL length is much better than short or extremely long. I won't claim Adam Driver is attractive, and yes his midface is the problem.
Think of David Gandy as someone with normal midface length.
Yeah, I too was thinking the same. Most of the world population has got a long or average midface, a compact midface is very very rare. It’s harmony what matters.


Machiavelli said:
wow its the same retard from the other thread
"yea lemme just use a strawman argument real quick and use a picture from when he was 14"
Fuck off
3580F7F500000578-3651730-image-m-6_1466484352413.jpg

JFL if you wouldnt kill people to look like this in candid photos
Lol, I was expecting you to come in his defense. He looks like a wax figure, even my 15 y/o sister who’s obsessed with goodlooking guys said that he looks scary and weird.
 
Life would be a few billion times better
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah, I too was thinking the same. Most of the world population has got a long or average midface, a compact midface is very very rare. It’s harmony what matters.


Lol, I was expecting you to come in his defense. He looks like a wax figure, even my 15 y/o sister who’s obsessed with goodlooking guys said that he looks scary and weird.



MEGA COPE. Scary guys get the pussy tingling.
 
blackpill_incel said:
Octopusgun2 said:
...a bottom gay guy. Just lol @ wanting to look like this aryan dyke :
800full-jordan-barrett.jpg

The only females you can “slay” are Asians or 13 year old females (and that’s me taking into consideration that those 13 year olds won’t find him weird looking)
BUT, there’s this guy who looks somewhat close to him. Except he’s more human-looking and more DOM :
b6a7beb609c26cf36336a1e983f00fb2.jpg

>Inb4 “LULZ CAGE @ THIS COPE YOU PATHETIC SUBHUMAN”
Not coping, he does mog me and I would eat a rotten piece of shit to look like him. But if you find him appealing and wish that you can look like him (when you have other options) then you’re retarded.
I never understood his appeal. Looks like an alien
 
I have the feeling the OP has a very big thick feeling for Jordan Barett's big fat juicy dick.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
MEGA COPE. Scary guys get the pussy tingling.

Girls don't call dom guys scary, they call ugly men scary.
 
Bri8564 said:
Girls don't call dom guys scary, they call ugly men scary.

There's the incel scary, and then there's the Jeremy Meeks scary.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
There's the incel scary, and then there's the Jeremy Meeks scary.

Have girls called Jeremy Meeks scary? I haven't seen it if so.
 
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Tyson Ballou is the most ascended being I think. He doesn't look like jock not pretty boy nor criminal low IQ. He just looks divine.
 
Why do incels have a fetish for twinks? Are you guys sure you're not all gay or bisexual? Your idea of Chad is always someone with a face of a girl and a body of a 10 year old boy.

This is what an actual Chad looks like:

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ironcrusher38 said:
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Tyson Ballou is the most ascended being I think. He doesn't look like jock not pretty boy nor criminal low IQ. He just looks divine.
I get a “FBI agent” vibe from Tyson Ballou
 

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