You've all probably seen this video.
You've probably seen the paparazzi shots where he and DiCaprio and the rest of the Pussy Hounds are on their boat, or swimming, and all the dudes are topless and all the girls are topless, but Hill is wearing a shirt. He'll wear a shirt swimming. In the ocean. An image of him and Emma Stone are used as an example of some kind of "Hot Girls Like Their Boyfriends To Be A Little Uglier Than Them For Security Reasons" rule. People have been crackin' wise, and continue to crack wise despite him gymceling. And it's easy to believe that because he's rich and a respected actor this is all water down his back/shirt.
But negotiations with the new Batman movie suggest something different. Most people here aren't into capeshit so I'll summarize: Studio wants Jonah Hill to be Penguin. Jonah Hill is like "No no, I'm not being the fat joke again. I wanna be Riddler." Studio is like "We don't need you to be Riddler, we need you to be Penguin." Hill is like "Fine, give me 10 million dollars. I'm not jestering for less than 10 million dollars." Studio is like "But Robert Pattinson, who is taller and more attractive and also the lead actor so he should get top billing, is only getting 5 million. Superheroes, even the leading superheroes, typically don't get more than 5 million for their first outing. Brie Larson only got 5 million to be Captain Marvel. Bendy Dick only got 3 million to be Dr. Strange. You gotta be on Robert Downey Jr. levels of crack to think we'll pay you 10 million dollars." And Jonah Hill probably knows that. It's ransom money in exchange for his dignity. He's really getting sick of the jokes. He's really getting sick of how people don't care.
Incels wanna get behind the Joker, when in fact we should've been getting behind the Penguin. Or Riddler. Or whoever he's gonna be. If anybody.
You've probably seen the paparazzi shots where he and DiCaprio and the rest of the Pussy Hounds are on their boat, or swimming, and all the dudes are topless and all the girls are topless, but Hill is wearing a shirt. He'll wear a shirt swimming. In the ocean. An image of him and Emma Stone are used as an example of some kind of "Hot Girls Like Their Boyfriends To Be A Little Uglier Than Them For Security Reasons" rule. People have been crackin' wise, and continue to crack wise despite him gymceling. And it's easy to believe that because he's rich and a respected actor this is all water down his back/shirt.
But negotiations with the new Batman movie suggest something different. Most people here aren't into capeshit so I'll summarize: Studio wants Jonah Hill to be Penguin. Jonah Hill is like "No no, I'm not being the fat joke again. I wanna be Riddler." Studio is like "We don't need you to be Riddler, we need you to be Penguin." Hill is like "Fine, give me 10 million dollars. I'm not jestering for less than 10 million dollars." Studio is like "But Robert Pattinson, who is taller and more attractive and also the lead actor so he should get top billing, is only getting 5 million. Superheroes, even the leading superheroes, typically don't get more than 5 million for their first outing. Brie Larson only got 5 million to be Captain Marvel. Bendy Dick only got 3 million to be Dr. Strange. You gotta be on Robert Downey Jr. levels of crack to think we'll pay you 10 million dollars." And Jonah Hill probably knows that. It's ransom money in exchange for his dignity. He's really getting sick of the jokes. He's really getting sick of how people don't care.
Incels wanna get behind the Joker, when in fact we should've been getting behind the Penguin. Or Riddler. Or whoever he's gonna be. If anybody.
