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TeeHee Joke time

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Bill Cosby walks into a bar

he notices a pretty foid in the corner all by herself.

he gets up, puts his game face on and try his best pickup line

"hey there pretty lady, how many lick does it take it get to the center of a puddin' pop?

before she can answer, she blacks out

she wakes up a few hours later, dizzy and delirious

cosby says: "how many fingers am I holding up"

she says: "I don't two, three, maybe four"

he says: "close enough, that's how many licks it takes"
 
roses arE red
violets aRe blue
if you go ER
a jb for you
 
What’s a Jews favorite band? Nickelback.
 
Tfw my favorite joke is untranslatable to English :feelsrope:
 
roses arE red
violets aRe blue
if you go ER
a jb for you
Hot ghost girl pussy awaits you in the afterlife
Proxyduckduckgocom
 
Knock knock reddit
Who's there
THE CUCK KILLER
Screenshot 2018 11 14 09 32 20
 
Ok, here we go.

An 85 year old man walks into the doctors office.

"doctor, no matter how hard I try I can't pee"







Doctor says "You've peed enough."

Ok now more edgy jokes.

Do you know the last thing a child sees before being killed by a child molester?









My collection of Barney tapes.
 
Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

A: I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me
 

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