Joining the military instead of roping

[0764]

I think that if I don’t ascend by the age of 24, I’m just gonna join the military and rot my life over there. I’m know I’m too pussy to suicide because I still have a little bit of hope but by 24 I’ll be joining the military and staying there for the rest of my life. Atleast I’ll have friends and a purpose in life rather than being a fucking loser in the civilian world.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

JFL if you join the military. You are just another useless bag of meat to be thrown into a war to die in the eyes of the elites.
You do get some valuable civilian benefits, however: free college.

 

[PaulSmenis]

Dying for (((them))) is a waste. You might as well be selling your Soul to the devil.

There are bettER ways.

 

[0764]

JFL if you join the military. You are just another useless bag of meat to be thrown into a war to die in the eyes of the elites.
You do get some valuable civilian benefits, however: free college.

And if I sat at home I’m just another useless bag of meat anyway.

 

[Jefferson]

Good idea imo

 

[blackcel]

I joined the military at 2 and I consider it one of the best decisions I made in my life tbh tbh tbh.

I wouldn't exactly say the military will give you friends and a purpose, but it will provide you with invaluable experience. I never understood the pussies who couldn't stand getting deployed. If you are an incel you got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

 

[0764]

I joined the military at 2 and I consider it one of the best decisions I made in my life tbh tbh tbh.

I wouldn't exactly say the military will give you friends and a purpose, but it will provide you with invaluable experience. I never understood the pussies who couldn't stand getting deployed. If you are an incel you got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

How old are you now man?
Also did u get out or are you still in

 

[chicel]

Its not a terrible idea OP. What branch and country?

 

[0764]

Its not a terrible idea OP. What branch and country?

USA probably Air Force or Army

 

[micropenis29]

JFL if you join the military. You are just another useless bag of meat to be thrown into a war to die in the eyes of the elites.
You do get some valuable civilian benefits, however: free college.

Free college isn't valuable at all. That's why they're happy to give it to everyone in the military.

 

[blackcel]

How old are you now man?
Also did u get out or are you still in

I'm 31. I got out after 5 years. Saying for the pension isn't a bad ideal if you have no ambitions outside of the military, but you have to deal with military bullshit for 20 years. There are also caveats that require you to rank up at a decent pace, which varies between services.

 

[Remyx]

Joining the military is cucked

 

[owly]

Cannon fodder cucks while roasties fuck tyrones in club toilets.

 

[IncelDisciple]

You could join the Navy or Air Force and do risk free, safe jobs for the same pay as Marines and spec ops guys.

Actually seems like a pretty good deal. Steady pay, no living expenses, tons of benefits when you get out etc.

 

[chicel]

USA probably Air Force or Army

Cool. Structure and discipline are not cucked, dont listen to everyone else. I have only been a contractor for the military, but military foids are terrible. Worst of the worst. Try and put yourself in a position where you dont have to deal with them. It used to be your could work on the boomers if you were a manlet, but even those have been integrated.

Still, all the best to you. A healthy cope.

 

[Life Wasted]

The military is a Chad and Tyrone profession, I was really close to joining some time back but decided against it in the end. Once you realize you'll be placed in some low level peon support role for Chad and Tyrone it shuts down all aspirations for wanting to join. Don't be fooled, there is little to no advancement based off merit it's a popularity contest like everything else.

Incels have no place in the military, the same disadvantages (shit genetics) you have as a civilian will carry over into the military and hold you back just as much there. At the same time the same advantages Chad and Tyrone have as civilians will elevate them in the military.

You'll get to watch Chad and Tyrone do all the cool, fun and interesting jobs like flying jets and driving tanks and shit like that while you're off doing some menial work or prepping Chads gear/equipment for him so he can go have fun doing the real work. You'll be used and abused and chewed up then spit out like most veterans since no one gives a shit, they just pretend to.

This is all assuming you even make it in, the medical screening and other tests they put you through disqualifies most people from even serving in the first place. If you're on an incel board that means you have some subpar genetics and the military isn't very forgiving of that. I know I would probly be branded "unfit to serve" for some medical issue they uncover in the physical or some shit. Like I said Chad and Tyrone profession.

Sure you'll get some benefits like pension and college money so if that matters to you then go for it, personally I don't think I'll make it to 40 so wtf do I need a pension or college money for? A loser as a civilian will just be a loser in the military, there are hierarchies to everything if you find yourself on the bottom end of a hierarchy in one area you'll likely be at the bottom in another.

Whatever you do make sure to do it quick cause time is of the essence and there are age limits to joining the armed forces, after a certain age they won't want you so decide fast.

 

[chicel]

The military is a Chad and Tyrone profession, I was really close to joining some time back but decided against it in the end. Once you realize you'll be placed in some low level peon support role for Chad and Tyrone it shuts down all aspirations for wanting to join. Don't be fooled, there is little to no advancement based off merit it's a popularity contest like everything else.

Incels have no place in the military, the same disadvantages (shit genetics) you have as a civilian will carry over into the military and hold you back just as much there. At the same time the same advantages Chad and Tyrone have as civilians will elevate them in the military.

You'll get to watch Chad and Tyrone do all the cool, fun and interesting jobs like flying jets and driving tanks and shit like that while you're off doing some menial work or prepping Chads gear/equipment for him so he can go have fun doing the real work. You'll be used and abused and chewed up then spit out like most veterans since no one gives a shit, they just pretend to.

This is all assuming you even make it in, the medical screening and other tests they put you through disqualifies most people from even serving in the first place. If you're on an incel board that means you have some subpar genetics and the military isn't very forgiving of that. I know I would probly be branded "unfit to serve" for some medical issue they uncover in the physical or some shit. Like I said Chad and Tyrone profession.

Sure you'll get some benefits like pension and college money so if that matters to you then go for it, personally I don't think I'll make it to 40 so wtf do I need a pension or college money for? A loser as a civilian will just be a loser in the military, there are hierarchies to everything if you find yourself on the bottom end of a hierarchy in one area you'll likely be at the bottom in another.

Whatever you do make sure to do it quick cause time is of the essence and there are age limits to joining the armed forces, after a certain age they won't want you so decide fast.

Tankers are all manlets. Not a Chad to be found in the armored divisions.

I would not want anything to do with aviation though, particularly combat aviation. Combat pilots can mog you through walls.

 

[StaroRavager]

JFL if you join the military. You are just another useless bag of meat to be thrown into a war to die in the eyes of the elites.

There are bettER ways.

 

[0764]

The military is a Chad and Tyrone profession, I was really close to joining some time back but decided against it in the end. Once you realize you'll be placed in some low level peon support role for Chad and Tyrone it shuts down all aspirations for wanting to join. Don't be fooled, there is little to no advancement based off merit it's a popularity contest like everything else.

Incels have no place in the military, the same disadvantages (shit genetics) you have as a civilian will carry over into the military and hold you back just as much there. At the same time the same advantages Chad and Tyrone have as civilians will elevate them in the military.

You'll get to watch Chad and Tyrone do all the cool, fun and interesting jobs like flying jets and driving tanks and shit like that while you're off doing some menial work or prepping Chads gear/equipment for him so he can go have fun doing the real work. You'll be used and abused and chewed up then spit out like most veterans since no one gives a shit, they just pretend to.

This is all assuming you even make it in, the medical screening and other tests they put you through disqualifies most people from even serving in the first place. If you're on an incel board that means you have some subpar genetics and the military isn't very forgiving of that. I know I would probly be branded "unfit to serve" for some medical issue they uncover in the physical or some shit. Like I said Chad and Tyrone profession.

Sure you'll get some benefits like pension and college money so if that matters to you then go for it, personally I don't think I'll make it to 40 so wtf do I need a pension or college money for? A loser as a civilian will just be a loser in the military, there are hierarchies to everything if you find yourself on the bottom end of a hierarchy in one area you'll likely be at the bottom in another.

Whatever you do make sure to do it quick cause time is of the essence and there are age limits to joining the armed forces, after a certain age they won't want you so decide fast.

What exactly do they medical screen for?
The only “disability “ that I have is that I have glasses. I’m also a manlet. Do they allow that combination in?

 

[acnescarcel]

high iq

 

[Shaded]

Military helps cope. You'll lose weight, be more fit, and overall healthier. You'll still be ugly, though.

 

[Albocel]

Fighting for Israel and the kikes. You should be ashamed OP

 

[0764]

Fighting for Israel and the kikes. You should be ashamed OP

I have no problem at all doing that... Can’t wait till society collapses cause of jews

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

Are you flat footed by any chance?

 

[0764]

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Are you flat footed by any chance?

Doesn’t apply to me because I will never get a wife

 

[Life Wasted]

What exactly do they medical screen for?
The only “disability “ that I have is that I have glasses. I’m also a manlet. Do they allow that combination in?

From my research when I was interested in joining you go through something called "MEPS" which is "Military Entrance Processing Station". There you take some IQ test to ensure you aren't a total retard then you undergo the physical where they test for everything under the sun. Here's a list of things that will disqualify you https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html

They take blood samples to check for diseases and then a piss sample to make sure you aren't a junkiecel. They check your hearing and vision and do a total physical exam where they make you strip bare ass naked to see if you got any deformities. It ain't pleasant but it's necessary if you want to join.

Glasses won't disqualify you unless you're borderline blind and there are certain height requirements but it varies from branch to branch. You'll be fine so long as you aren't a literal midget as in below 5 ft.

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

Doesn’t apply to me because I will never get a wife

I guess that's fair, well, good luck.

 

[Insomniac]

JFL at risking your life for Israel.

 

[Life Wasted]

Tankers are all manlets. Not a Chad to be found in the armored divisions.

I would not want anything to do with aviation though, particularly combat aviation. Combat pilots can mog you through walls.

Makes sense, not a whole lot of room in tanks so manlets would get preference for once in their lives.

Aviation is brutal tho, only the best of the best Chads with 20/20 vision get to fly around in jets. I remember watching a video a while back of some fighter jet getting prepped for flight and it was all a bunch of manlet ethnics getting it ready loading up the weapons and doing the flight checks etc. NTmaxxed pilot Chad eventually strolls up, gets in and flies away, very eye opening.

That video may seem totally innocuous to everyone else but looking at it though the blackpill lens there was a lot more going on there than just a fighter jet getting prepped for flight. I imagine that power dynamic is rampant throughout the military tho, manlets, ethnics, subhumans mired in support roles doing all the grunt work for Chad.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Enjoy dying for Israel.

 

[Getlooksordie]

JFL @ fighting for a society that hates you.

 

[Inceldo]

Good cope. I would too if i wasnt old, ethnic, and unfit

 

[Murdoch89]

Would love to join isis to become a suicide bomber and get 72 virgins in heaven

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just kill arabs theory

Good cope. I would too if i wasnt old, ethnic, and unfit

Ethnics in western armies are stockholm syndrom level cucks tbh

 

[nxdismycope]

did that.
dont do it.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Enjoy dying for Israel.

Precisely. Grief some real life minecraft servers instead of fighting for zog

 

[Ghost]

Would love to join isis to become a suicide bomber and get 72 virgins in heaven

More like 72 Succubi to rape you in HELL...

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

Good goyim,keep dying for people who don't give a shit about you.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

JFL @ fighting for a society that hates you.

Fight against it not with it. Why would anyone want to fight for those directly oppressing us.

 

[Indari]

You could join the Navy or Air Force and do risk free, safe jobs for the same pay as Marines and spec ops guys.

Actually seems like a pretty good deal. Steady pay, no living expenses, tons of benefits when you get out etc.

users here just want to spout low iq memes about how military = you'll get killed in a war for oil and chortle to themselves like the faggot redditor-at-heart they are

 

[sertralinecel]

USA probably Air Force or Army

Go Air Force and try to go into intel. There are many valuable civilian jobs you would get once you're out, especially if you manage to get a security clearance.

 

[anon]

users here just want to spout low iq memes about how military = you'll get killed in a war for oil and chortle to themselves like the faggot redditor-at-heart they are

IDGAF who I fight for and potentially dying is fine by me. I'll bomb paki children for enough money, I don't care.

 

[ihaveno1]

JFL @ fighting for a society that hates you.

Joining the military is cucked

Dying for (((them))) is a waste. You might as well be selling your Soul to the devil.

There are bettER ways.

 

[TheLegendofBentCock]

The military is a good idea for incels, get in if you can. I tried but failed the selection due to asperger (automatic fail for burgercels).

 

[ChronicPaincel]

IDGAF who I fight for and potentially dying is fine by me. I'll bomb paki children for enough money, I don't care.

Yeah that's cool and all.... but isn't kinda stupid to knowly make yourself a bitch? Not trying to insult it's just the truth..... fucking taxes think about it, how do you feel about working your entire life to maybe get the privilege to BORROW a house? You better pay those property taxes to your loving masters or else! You cannot even own property while being FORCED to work and give money to those that care nothing about you. This is just the tip of the ice berg too... you ever registers a car? Well guess what it's the state's now..... you cannot own anything but useless shit.... you are a fucking slave..... yet you want to fight for them. Most people are docile idiots because they have "love" to distract them, we don't even have that, no excuses for us, we should be able to see it clearly. If we must suffer like we do the state better LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! but they wont.

 

[iKillCucks]

Dying for (((them))) is a waste. You might as well be selling your Soul to the devil.

There are bettER ways.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Military should not exist. Hobbymaxx is a better alternative.

 

[Michael15651]

Dying for (((them))) is a waste. You might as well be selling your Soul to the devil.

There are bettER ways.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Become a merc instead