Venting Johnny Bravo is a gymcel

[SlayerSlayer]

Has anyone ever watched this show as a kid:



In this world, it's clear Johnny thinks he's CHAD, his entire upper body is CHAD. But not only did he skip leg day, but his legs are genetically short like a midget. It's not surprising to me the dude is struggling despite his low inhibition and super outgoing nature.

Sarcasm aside, the show manages to be both Pepe Lepew-ish and sorta bluepilled. Yet at the same time, it's too controversial to ever get remade. I can understand the blue pill moral idea that "Oh, women don't always go for looks" . . . "don't be a chauvinist douche" . . . but in all honesty this show is a total farce and lie. First, do you think betabuxx, or any random bluepill nerd could do better than Johnny? At least Johnny is trying, and while he does make unwanted advances, it's not like he's grabbing their thong or sending a dick pic. It's just old school flirting. If this show were more realistic Johnny would be fuckin them hoes left & right.

 

[Latejulycel]

jhonny bravo is one hot b

 

[blackcel]

In one of the first episodes Johnny Bravo was tossed into a volcano as a virgin sacrifice but the volcano rejected him. He isn't an incel.

Then again he could be an escortcel.

 

[UBERCEL]

It's over for cartooncels

 

[Deleted member 5861]

It's over for cartooncels

brutal cartoonpill

 

[UBERCEL]

brutal cartoonpill

Jfl if not cartoonmaxxing in 2018

 

[Zaetheus]

I liked the show when I was younger but he never got the girl . None of them

 

[Deleted member 2798]

One has to look for the missing pieces. He's barely taller than the foids, so he's probably only 5'8" or so. Plus, the omnipresent sunglasses have me suspicious; he might have a -45° NCT eye area with monstrous lid exposure.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

More things that drive me nuts is that the more I think about it, while they try to cast JB as an example of what not to do, he in fact IS a really good example of how a bluepiller should take rejection.

When Johnny makes an unwanted (though PC) advance, 100% of the time he is met with over-the-top violence or rudeness. He never gets angry at the woman or blames himself or anybody. He just keeps on trucking like a true low inhib CHAD. Especially compared to us, sitting here self-loathing with hate on incel forums.

A kids show like this shouldn't be so ambiguous with answers as how to deal with unrequited love. But it seems to imply you should never try at all, because it's rude. I blame shows like this contributing to high inhib beta mindsets.

 

[Not_Important]

True Chads are L O N G L E G nibbas

 

[Redpill Robert]

Honestly Johnny Bravo has all the features of a Chad. I always wondered if the show was just made by some bitter 90's numale who was jealous of "mithogynitht" Chads (much like how Mike Judge kept taking shots at Kip Winger in his shows throughout the 90's). He even made Bravo live with his mom.

 

[theultimate341]

Johnny would slay irl
The show itself is trying to say that you don’t need looks or be a bad boy hunk to attract women etc. hence why he always fails and the nerdy guys get the girls, the show is bluepilled but it’s still a good cartoon nonetheless.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Johnny would slay irl
The show itself is trying to say that you don’t need looks or be a bad boy hunk to attract women etc. hence why he always fails and the nerdy guys get the girls, the show is bluepilled but it’s still a good cartoon nonetheless.

Exactly. The show is some bluepill male feminist wet dream. The show irresponsibly tells men to lay low, and never try- then these repressed men end up as incels someday. The fact is, Johnny is a mostly good, entertaining guy. A lot of decent chicks complain they never get hit on, and there he is not only CHADDING it up, but he's making it memorable and funny. He's cocky, but never Harvey Weinstein levels of rapey. He gets socked in the face, and replies with a smile. A great human being.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

U Mirin'?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

U Mirin'?

FUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!! What a crock of shit! I fucking lost it.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

FUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!! What a crock of shit! I fucking lost it.

Here's the rest of the song. There's a funny twist at the end.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Your wrong OP. Johnny Bravo was bluepilled af. It was an attack on Chads...there is even an episode where JB fails getting a girls number and some time later this older balding fat NICE guy does get her number and explains to Johnny its because women like nice guys. Its over.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Here's the rest of the song. There's a funny twist at the end.

Is the funny twist that it was a timewarp INCELTEARS (IT) conspiracy? Also that bald manlet literally gave some hoe the "D" in public, and she loved it.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Is the funny twist that it was a timewarp INCELTEARS (IT) conspiracy? Also that bald manlet literally gave some hoe the "D" in public, and she loved it.

No, it's that the nice guy is lying to them. Didn't realize the the clip didn't show that part

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Your wrong OP. Johnny Bravo was bluepilled af. It was an attack on Chads...there is even an episode where JB fails getting a girls number and some time later this older balding fat NICE guy does get her number and explains to Johnny its because women like nice guys. Its over.

Yes. you're right that it's not "sorta-bluepilled" as I stated in my first post. It's bluepilled as fuck.

 

[TheHumanFactor]

It was confirmed he isn't a virgin thoug. Prob slays off screen

 

[Deleted member 2798]

U Mirin'?

Motherfuck! Classic social conditioning and propaganda thru children's entertainment. Is Johnny Bravo responsible for the unchecked proliferation of soymales?

Only half a joke, by the way. I wonder how obvious some of this shit is from the panoramic vistas of adulthood. "Every girl hates you, kid? Tried flexing your personality?"