I gotta gymcel for a while though before this becomes an option.
This isn't the Police Academy....have you seen some of the guys working in the security field? Of course this is like the "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" type of security guard. REAL security forces are referred to as "contractors."
Being a bouncer is usually out of the question for anyone under 6' tall because fighting has everything to do with size and nothing to do with skill or technique (
sarcasm). I was an exception to this rule because I knew a guy at the local titty bar. And yes, I did volcel during that job because I wouldn't touch any of those semen-gargling skanks with a three-meter cattle prod.
What's a manlet security guard going to do when Chad starts shoplifting?
Years ago, it was common for all security guards to carry firearms. But then some of them "exceeded their authority" (read; they shot the perps fucking dead on the spot) so now all they can do is observe and report. Because these days, your typical security guard is prohibited from doing much else in many jurisdictions because The Hero Is ChadCops.
This is pretty much guaranteed to cement permavirgin status, I know this firsthand. Exceptions exist but are exceedingly rare. All the delivery drivers I ever worked with who weren't already married or had a girlfriend before being hired were mostly incels and remained so during their employment. DoorDash and Uber/Lyft, OTOH, has a much cooler image for the same basic job.
If anyone here does go into Food Delivery of any sort be warned; it is one of the most dangerous professions out there. More than once, "Food Delivery" was listed in the Bureau of Labor Statistics list of top 10 for fatality rates (
per capita). 2007 in particular was a nasty year and I didn't miss the fact that police and first responders/Fire Dept didn't even come close.