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Serious Jobs that are good for incels

hello Reddit.

I've heard my coworkers mention reddit multiple times. But I myself was friendless (ate lunch alone, didn't go to prom) and bullied in school though and I do not agree with mainstream reddit opinions.
 
The ultimate Incel Job for white guys is IT technician or Computer scientist considering the IQ isn't too low. For ethnics it's Operator and Pizza delivery boy.
 
those jobs = death they sound so shitty
 
No one here should ever fall for the CSCI/programmer stereotype. Ellen Pao and her hipster friends have won. That field belongs to them and whatever chinks they choose to replace us with. If you try it you will end up very slowly killing yourself as your life crumbles before your eyes.
 
If you’re high IQ like me then software engineering is good.
Especially if you’re a contractor, you can totally avoid office politics and make £100k per year, often working from home (me).
What language do you code in?
I heard in the UK a Bricklayer earns £400 a day so we can add that job here too.
 
> security guard
> night security guard in a factory or museum
> hotel receptionist during night shift
> trucker

Complete
The first three are almost like being a NEET. You literally do nothing all night.
 
the best job would a mortician because then we would actually get a chance at losing our virginities
 
What language do you code in?
I heard in the UK a Bricklayer earns £400 a day so we can add that job here too.

Microsoft stack, .NET Framework - C#, MVC, SQL, Javascript, etc
I also know others like Python, Java, and others.
 
you need to be tall and strong to be a security gard
you need to be attractive to be receptionist (don't mater the time)
trucker -> meh
 
You could move to Thailand or so and run third world game.

What’s the point? Basically the same thing as hiring an escort every week in the west.
 
If you’re high IQ like me then software engineering is good.
Especially if you’re a contractor, you can totally avoid office politics and make £100k per year, often working from home (me).

Is contracting really worth it? Unless if you're earning 600+ daily or you have some tax work arounds like shareholder. Anything below then you might as well try getting 100k-120k perm along with holidays and benefits. Maybe it's just me though.
 
Is contracting really worth it? Unless if you're earning 600+ daily or you have some tax work arounds like shareholder. Anything below then you might as well try getting 100k-120k perm along with holidays and benefits. Maybe it's just me though.

Contracting is substantially more money in my industry sector anyway. Highest perm (non-London) is about 60k or so. Plus as a contractor you pay less tax.
 
the best job would a mortician because then we would actually get a chance at losing our virginities
so high IQ thinking about it gave me a brain hemorrhage.
 
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Non london? That's fair enough.

Would you say this is quite accurate for potential post-tax earnings? - https://www.contractorcalculator.co.uk

Yeah, that’s basically accurate.

I did work in London for a while, the money is insane, but you spend most of your life commuting and living in shitty rat-infested overpriced digs in Hackney.
 
Being a gynecologist could work
 
Not looking good for me, if I can't get any analyst or consulting jobs I would have to go into sales.

JFL at working in sales as an incel, name a more OVER duo.
 
If you are a smartcel, get AWS or Azure certified, or both, and go into consulting.

Don't freelance, find someone to pimp you.

If you are good at it, money is top notch, and everyone at the client site will suck your dick because you know shit they only dream about.

Money is good cope.
 
trucker pays the best

there's always a shortage for truck drivers and the pay is increasing every year. the big companies pay like shit, the small companies pay 50-60 cents/mile.

a truck driver can do around 600 miles a day legally, 900+ if you falsify paper logs or have fully editable electronic logs (and the company will pay you more for going over your hours)

if you jag your logs, you can do coast to coast in the US in 6 days an make $3000+. thats like 600 hair grafts in 6 days lol


edit: better if you own your own truck and drive it too.. $250k+/year if you drive it every day
 
I think programming is precisely a trap. Unless you work freelance from home, prepare to be amogged to death in salary, status and power by Chad managers and HR Stacies. Which seems tolerable until you're in there. Having a boss is usually a nightmare, made worse when you don't have the social skills necessary to fight for your status in office politics.

i can confirm this one
when they need someone to hold the line you'll get huge problems dropped in your lap with a quick "you can handle this.....you're a smart guy....."
when it's time for the big rewards, bonuses or raises.........."sorry, big guy, hard economic times....."
 
Programming / IT security. A lot of incels here, good money for copes, programming cuts you from hard emotions as your left brain hemisphere is involved. And you have satisfaction that you develop technology that destroys society. In case of security you have skills to tease Chads and Stacies.
 
Join the army as infantry, then if you can do your time without losing a limb / getting blown up, become a mercenary for hire. Get a job in Africa with a private military outfit being paid to protect oil pipelines/strip mines from low IQ negroid rebels. Use your western salary to buy the primest youthful native shaniqua (minimum 3 cows) to keep your bed warm at night. Possibly train as a helicopter pilot in the army that might be even more fun.
 
I am studying to be a mechanical engineer. How about that? To add more info: for my 2 major specific classes, only 1 to 2 foids, who are more quiet and modest than regular. But there are suprising amounts of tyrones and chads.

Mech E aspirant here, lots of chads over here too, fucking hell
 
Trucker seems like a good job as an incel tbh. Yeah you're on the road alot but you don't have to worry about not seeing your family/kids because you don't have that. Truckermaxxing begins tbh
 
What language do you code in?
I heard in the UK a Bricklayer earns £400 a day so we can add that job here too.

400 a day is unlikely but they can defiantly make good money.

My brother makes 300-350 a day as a tech 1 security installer
 
Not looking good for me, if I can't get any analyst or consulting jobs I would have to go into sales.

JFL at working in sales as an incel, name a more OVER duo.

Finance major? Try at least getting a credit analyst job at a commercial bank. Otherwise consider adding an accounting major + CPA and then becoming an accountant -> FP&A analyst.
 
I gotta gymcel for a while though before this becomes an option.

This isn't the Police Academy....have you seen some of the guys working in the security field? Of course this is like the "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" type of security guard. REAL security forces are referred to as "contractors."

Being a bouncer is usually out of the question for anyone under 6' tall because fighting has everything to do with size and nothing to do with skill or technique (sarcasm). I was an exception to this rule because I knew a guy at the local titty bar. And yes, I did volcel during that job because I wouldn't touch any of those semen-gargling skanks with a three-meter cattle prod.

What's a manlet security guard going to do when Chad starts shoplifting?

Years ago, it was common for all security guards to carry firearms. But then some of them "exceeded their authority" (read; they shot the perps fucking dead on the spot) so now all they can do is observe and report. Because these days, your typical security guard is prohibited from doing much else in many jurisdictions because The Hero Is ChadCops.

re: Pizza Delivery

This is pretty much guaranteed to cement permavirgin status, I know this firsthand. Exceptions exist but are exceedingly rare. All the delivery drivers I ever worked with who weren't already married or had a girlfriend before being hired were mostly incels and remained so during their employment. DoorDash and Uber/Lyft, OTOH, has a much cooler image for the same basic job.

If anyone here does go into Food Delivery of any sort be warned; it is one of the most dangerous professions out there. More than once, "Food Delivery" was listed in the Bureau of Labor Statistics list of top 10 for fatality rates (per capita). 2007 in particular was a nasty year and I didn't miss the fact that police and first responders/Fire Dept didn't even come close.
 
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Obvsly a priest since the hardest part of being one is the celibacy... no brainer job
 

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