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Job interview tomorrow. How to forget about your own subhumanity for an hour?

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How did you manage to do this shit?
 
I'll sperg out. The interviewer is an attractive woman.
 
I took a copious amount of morphine mixed with horse tranquilizer. Mellowed me out enough to conduct the interview and get the job.
 
pretend your face is prime leo dicaprio
 
Shots of vodka
 
Υοu can't. LDAR.
 
jvreturns said:
pretend your face is prime leo dicaprio

My speech is Leo Dicaprio in Gilbert Grape tbh. I should mention that I post here.
 
Can you imagine having a ~3 day interview? I literally had to live with someone who is part of the process, go to events with them, and then go to group interviews with them, then sleep in their motherfucking house. For 3 days, 2 nights. I thought I would lose my fucking mind by the end of Day 3, especially considering that in order to maintain my composure I hadn't smoked a cigarette, had a drink, or used my phone throughout the whole time. FUCK. If I can get through that shit, you can get through some 1 hour interview.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE&t=123s

Just follow this guy's lead.
 
Pretend to be normie
 
Get to work, goy.
 
just pretend to be this guy

DreamShot1.png
 
QuantumDummy said:
I took a copious amount of morphine mixed with horse tranquilizer. Mellowed me out enough to conduct the interview and get the job.

Probably the most high IQ method of doing this if you don't want to somehow sperg out

Just pretend to be a NT normie as hellish as that sounds
 
whogivesafucc said:
Probably the most high IQ method of doing this if you don't want to somehow sperg out

Just pretend to be a NT normie as hellish as that sounds

I didn't really do this, ftr.
 
QuantumDummy said:
whogivesafucc said:
Probably the most high IQ method of doing this if you don't want to somehow sperg out
Just pretend to be a NT normie as hellish as that sounds
I didn't really do this, ftr.

It's still legit advice. Although maybe don't take a high/extreme amount
 
Avoid mirrors

Make up some debates in your head
You'll be too busy arguing with yourself and forgot about being sub human
 
I haven't passed a job interview in seven years


But...

Just pretend you're catfishing roasties on Tinder
 
Get up and get groomed as well as you can, get there early, answer their questions, talk about your relevant experiences and ask if they want to know anything more at the end and ask about the work culture. Keep your body language neutral and only use your hands if necessary, otherwise keep them on your knees. Drink the water they provide, try to stay calm and give no fucks.

I fucking hate interviews and bullshitting about myself, but I am slowly getting better at them. I supposedly aced my last one despite only lasting a week in the job. kek
 
Don't look in a mirror, force yourself to think you're Chad.
 
i had a job interview recently and i just wore a nice shirt and pretended to be chad
 
Every time I forget about my subhumanity it leads to a strong depressing crash where I remember how ugly I am.
 
Didn't go too bad tbh. At least I didn't sperg around.
 
modus_coperandi said:
Didn't go too bad tbh. At least I didn't sperg around.
Good job, did you felt like you got the job?
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Good job, did you felt like you got the job?

Not sure yet. There are still other candidates around. But I did the best I could.
 
Good luck, breh. If you get the job, work out a budget and save whatever money you can. It's always nice to have 'fuck you' money.
 
-ugly

-successful interview

choose one

then watch this OG video on how Chad gets hired immediately on the spot and incels are told they will call you back. 

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwSSTWfwuM[/video]
 
IdealMaxilla said:
-ugly
-successful interview
choose one
then watch this OG video on how Chad gets hired immediately on the spot and incels are told they will call you back.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwSSTWfwuM[/video]

Cope

FACEandLMS is ugly and he's got a good job
 
NekoStance said:
Cope

FACEandLMS is ugly and he's got a good job

watch the video, there are exceptions to everything
 
modus_coperandi said:
How did you manage to do this shit?

This may be a bit too late, but:

Phenibut.
 
IdealMaxilla said:
watch the video, there are exceptions to everything

In other words - "yes, yes you are right, yes I am coping"

it's OK bro, just admit that shit
 
NekoStance said:
In other words - "yes, yes you are right, yes I am coping"

it's OK bro, just admit that shit


Why do you always hold the position some IncelTears dude would present to secretly whitepill us. Every thread.
 
NekoStance said:
In other words - "yes, yes you are right, yes I am coping"

it's OK bro, just admit that shit

you mean the video wasn't accurate?
 
modus_coperandi said:
Why do you always hold the position some IncelTears dude would present to secretly whitepill us. Every thread.

where, how
what are you implying
 

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