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[JFL] What Jesus, Adam, and Eve REALLY looked like

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This is what Jesus supposedly looked like according to facial reconstructions centered around an average Judean during his time period:
jesus_reconstruction.jpg


This is what Adam and Eve look like if you believe in evolution, based on the root species Homo heidelbergensis.
The face of the oldest known human being has been revealed in a historic breakthrough
CDN media

Article for the Adam claim (claims he is an ancestor of Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens)
Article for the Jesus claim (claims he was a "man of his time" AKA that thing)

My opinion: kek.
 
Tagging some cels who I want to hear their opinion from: @loopcel @Tenna @based_meme @Uggo Mongo @glutty
 
This is what Jesus supposedly looked like according to facial reconstructions centered around an average Judean during his time period:
jesus_reconstruction.jpg
that's a lie
Jesus reptilian shapeshifter


And while he was praying, the appearance of his face changed, and his clothes became dazzling white. (Luke 9:29)

After six days, Jesus took with him Peter and James and his brother John, and led them up a high mountain, by themselves. And he metamorphosed before them, and his face shone like the sun, and his clothes became dazzling white. (Matt. 17:1-2)

After six days, Jesus took with him Peter and James and John, and led them up a high mountain apart, by themselves. And he metamorphosed [Greek: metemorphothe] before them, and his clothes became dazzling white, such as no fuller on earth could bleach them. (Mark 9:2-3)

After this he appeared in another form to two of them, as they were walking into the country. (Mark 16:12)

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“They have taken my Lord away,” she said, “and I don’t know where they have put him.” 14 At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.(John 20:14)

15 He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

16 Jesus said to her, “Mary.”

She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “Rabboni!” (which means “Teacher”).
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4 Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus.(John 21:4)

5 He called out to them, “Friends, haven’t you any fish?”

“No,” they answered.

6 He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.

None of the disciples dared ask him, “Who are you?” They knew it was the Lord.12


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For when [Jesus] had chosen Peter and Andrew, who were brothers, he came to me and my brother James, saying “I need you; come to me!” And my brother … said: “John, what does he want, this child on the shore who called us? And I said, “Which child?” And he answered me, “The one who is beckoning to us.” And I replied: “Because of the long watch we have kept at sea, you are not seeing well, brother James. Do you not see the man standing there who is handsome, fair and cheerful-looking?” … And when we had brought the boat to land, we saw how he also helped us to beach the boat. And as we left the place, wishing to follow him, he appeared to me again as rather bald-headed but with a thick flowing beard, but to James as a young man whose beard was just beginning. (Acts of John 87-89)

Jesus is not human but a shapeshifting reptilian as he can change his face and shape however he wants. He was most likely same breed of reptiles that rule over us and are sitting inside of the moon (space ship and assembly line for their future wars)
 
I'm not a christianity apologist but I don't think that jesus would have been that brown. there's an ethnic group of several hundred people called "samaritans" who are basically the hebrews that never left israel and they don't look as swarthy as that reconstruction.
Flickr_-_Government_Press_Office_%28GPO%29_-_Samaritans_praying_during_Passover_holiday_ceremony_on_mount_Grizim.jpg
 
Jesus is not human but a shapeshifting reptilian as he can change his face and shape however he wants. He was most likely same breed of reptiles that rule over us and are sitting inside of the moon (space ship and assembly line for their future wars)
I believe Jesus was an extremely skilled magician who could use his life energy to perform miracles (placebo effect on STEROIDS). Jesus did not read a how-to book.
I don't think that jesus would have been that brown. there's an ethnic group of several hundred people called "samaritans" who are basically the hebrews that never left israel and they don't look as swarthy as that reconstruction.
I agree it's Jewish blasphemy
 
Cavemaniggers
 
I'm not a christianity apologist but I don't think that jesus would have been that brown. there's an ethnic group of several hundred people called "samaritans" who are basically the hebrews that never left israel and they don't look as swarthy as that reconstruction.
Flickr_-_Government_Press_Office_%28GPO%29_-_Samaritans_praying_during_Passover_holiday_ceremony_on_mount_Grizim.jpg
What a Hebrew actually looks like.

IMG 6434
 
another ibero Hebrew pure blood.

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He probably did look like that, considering the fact that he was a Jew.

JFL @ this depiction though:
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The idea that Jesus was an ugly kike must have been too unpalatable for White Europe.
 
No, Adam was a 27 meter Tera Chad
Same with Eve

Jesus was a Gigachad too
 
that's a lie View attachment 1427886



Jesus is not human but a shapeshifting reptilian as he can change his face and shape however he wants. He was most likely same breed of reptiles that rule over us and are sitting inside of the moon (space ship and assembly line for their future wars)
Schizo's me

And that says a lot :feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
The idea that Jesus was an ugly kike must have been too unpalatable for White Europe.
Just the fact that he's another ethnicity is enough to make religious crackers seethe
 
Jesus looks like an autist. You're trying to explain no taxation without representation to him and he just doesn't get it..
 
Nobody within the tribe of Judea was ever described to be this brown + anything that isn't Homo sapien sapien or an ectotype like the "Neanderthals" just simply aren't human lololol. These hairless ape nigger-things were NOT made in God's image
 
Amen praise the lord
 
Just the fact that he's another ethnicity is enough to make religious crackers seethe
Nobody within the tribe of Judea was ever described to be this brown + anything that isn't Homo sapien sapien or an ectotype like the "Neanderthals" just simply aren't human lololol. These hairless ape nigger-things were NOT made in God's image

IMG 6185


Messiah descended from the Biblical Mosoch tribe.

IMG 6235

Mingrelians
 
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This is what Jesus supposedly looked like according to facial reconstructions centered around an average Judean during his time period:
Says who
 
I'm not a christianity apologist but I don't think that jesus would have been that brown. there's an ethnic group of several hundred people called "samaritans" who are basically the hebrews that never left israel and they don't look as swarthy as that reconstruction.
Flickr_-_Government_Press_Office_%28GPO%29_-_Samaritans_praying_during_Passover_holiday_ceremony_on_mount_Grizim.jpg
It's a branch of Judaism
 
This is what Jesus supposedly looked like according to facial reconstructions centered around an average Judean during his time period:
jesus_reconstruction.jpg


This is what Adam and Eve look like if you believe in evolution, based on the root species Homo heidelbergensis.
The face of the oldest known human being has been revealed in a historic breakthrough
CDN media

Article for the Adam claim (claims he is an ancestor of Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens)
Article for the Jesus claim (claims he was a "man of his time" AKA that thing)

My opinion: kek.
ok so what? they might be ugly by today's standards idgaf white supremacists who say ''jesus was white'' can go fuck themselves
 
One thing I might say about Adam and Eve is that maybe there skin had a reddish tint maybe like native Americans.
Because Adam came from the soil and the soil in Eden was red ,how do we know this?
Adam means from soil ,from the root adamah meaning land,earth or soil and the word adamah comes from the word edom meaning red because the soil was red .So Adam quite literally means "from red soil"

Adam could not have had super light skin because it takes time living in the far north to lose Melanin nor would they have lived in warm climates long enough to gain dark skin ,so red skin is most likely.
As far as facial features I cannot say because we have never seen them.

As far as Jesus it is hard to speculate ,he may have had red hair ,in ancient semitic times red hair was greatly admired ,King David had red hair they say and red hair is sought after in modern Arabic culture.

Jesus obviously would have had a beard but otherwise nothing known
 
Jesus is not human but a shapeshifting reptilian as he can change his face and shape however he wants. He was most likely same breed of reptiles that rule over us and are sitting inside of the moon (space ship and assembly line for their future wars)
now this is interesting, where can i read more about this
 
I'm not a christianity apologist but I don't think that jesus would have been that brown. there's an ethnic group of several hundred people called "samaritans" who are basically the hebrews that never left israel and they don't look as swarthy as that reconstruction.
Flickr_-_Government_Press_Office_%28GPO%29_-_Samaritans_praying_during_Passover_holiday_ceremony_on_mount_Grizim.jpg
i agree he probably wasn't that brown at all but all of this discussion about how white he was (how attractive he was) just goes to show what a fucking dystopia modern society is
 

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