JFL lol at the youngcels on here

[rotting-alone]

Only when you reach age 19 and are still a kissless virgin can you start considering the path of inceldom and the LDAR life.

JFL at the guys on here that are still 16/17 in high school, spewing bullshit about "life is over" or some other thing. Fucking lol. You haven't even grown up yet, your facial features haven't truly fleshed out.

Seeing a 14-yr old incel is like seeing some 8 yr old who read one Wall Street Journal article and says "omg I'm never going to find a job in this economy my life is over!!". You're fucking 8 dude, lots of things will change by the time you grow up.

Same thing said for <18cels. Get the fuck off this forum and be a fucking man.

update: Title is "JFL Lol", lol

 

[Jockcel]

So fucking true. @sadness GTFOOH

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

RRRAARRWRRWRWRRW. BEEEE A MAANNANANNAAAAANNNNN. MANNNNN UP PUSSSYYYYYYYYYY. GRRRRRRR


GO TO THE GYM BRRUUUUUUUU

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I agree, but the wording was terrible.

 

[rotting-alone]

We need to set the record straight. Come to a global consensus about some things.

If you are under 18, you are not an incel. To be an incel you need to be 19+ and a virgin.

If you have kissed a girl, but never had sex...you can be an incel.

If you have had sex before, even if it was decades ago...you are not incel. You broke free once. You are untainted now. It doesn't matter how long you've been wallowing...you ascended to heaven once.

An incel is someone who is truly a fucking virgin and nothing else. Even if you had sex at 19 and are now 35 and haven't had sex since...you're still not incel.

 

[Popbob]

Genetics dont change. You will realize you are some type of incel around middle school. If girls arent showing interest in you throughout middle school and highschool there is no point in waited any longer for you to magically become attractive. its over

 

[Leaguecell]

Some people here said they are 14 and "truecel"

 

[Popbob]

We need to set the record straight. Come to a global consensus about some things.

If you are under 18, you are not an incel. To be an incel you need to be 19+ and a virgin.

If you have kissed a girl, but never had sex...you can be an incel.

If you have had sex before, even if it was decades ago...you are not incel. You broke free once. You are untainted now. It doesn't matter how long you've been wallowing...you ascended to heaven once.

An incel is someone who is truly a fucking virgin and nothing else. Even if you had sex at 19 and are now 35 and haven't had sex since...you're still not incel.

not entirely accurate, a good looking kid who got kissed and possibly sex could be ruined by puberty

 

[Cynistic]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

 

[Jockcel]

Some people here said they are 14 and "truecel"

LMFAO

 

[rotting-alone]

Some people here said they are 14 and "truecel"

LMFAO

Omega kek.

14 and "truecel".

Kid, get the fuck off this forum while you still can and make something of your life.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Some people here said they are 14 and "truecel"

Remember who?

 

[KyloRen]

I'd say once puberty is over, then you can consider yourself incel. I believe the range for the end of puberty is 17-19. T

 

[rotting-alone]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

 

[KyloRen]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

22cel too. I've practically accepted it. However, a lot of guys lose their virginity in their mid to late 20s. Statistically there's still hope until 30.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

yet hope remains KEK.

Geblauwpild.

 

[Leaguecell]

Remember who?

No, I dont.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Omega kek.

14 and "truecel".

Kid, get the fuck off this forum while you still can and make something of your life.

You're phrasing this horrendously. What the hell is there to make something of in this shit life? Nothing of value besides wageslaving away

 

[TheRealChincel]

Some people here said they are 14 and "truecel"

They can go flush themselves.

 

[Woodvine Twiner]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

25cel. Never had a chance.

 

[uglylifematters]

my teeth are deformed, my dick is 4 inches and hasn't grown in 3 years, I'm 6'0" tall, small wrists, extremely poor, and have the one of the highest level inhibs ever before seen in the history of mankind. its pretty obvious I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

not to mention, if you don't have ANY girls that like you by the time your 17, its pretty safe to say its over.

maybe your right though, maybe somehow my teeth will shift by themselves, my dick will grow, and and ill grow taller to become a chad. for the time being though I think I'm just going to rot here

 

[FeminismsCancer]

We need to set the record straight. Come to a global consensus about some things.

If you are under 18, you are not an incel. To be an incel you need to be 19+ and a virgin.

If you have kissed a girl, but never had sex...you can be an incel.

If you have had sex before, even if it was decades ago...you are not incel. You broke free once. You are untainted now. It doesn't matter how long you've been wallowing...you ascended to heaven once.

An incel is someone who is truly a fucking virgin and nothing else. Even if you had sex at 19 and are now 35 and haven't had sex since...you're still not

Wrong. That's a not a truecel but definitely an incel.

 

[rotting-alone]

Jesus Christ I can't imagine hitting 25 as a kissless virgin. I would legit fucking rope. I can't take that level of social failure.

 

[A Good Friend]

to hell with anyone under 30

They haven't "cracked" yet

Notice all the oldcels have something fundamentally odd about their everything

That's because they're not real people anymore, they're humunculi assembled from refuse

 

[theultimate341]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

Why rope when there’s hope

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

to hell with anyone under 30

They haven't "cracked" yet

Notice all the oldcels have something fundamentally odd about their everything

That's because they're not real people anymore, they're humunculi assembled from refuse

You're over 30?

 

[rotting-alone]

When you hit 25 without ever attracting a women you know its over.
When you hit 30 it truly is over.
Im 22 and I already know its over, yet hope remains KEK.

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

Why rope when there’s hope

It takes a great deal of positivity and inner strength to keep fighting after 25. And I commend the men who can pull it off.

I'm just saying that I'm the type of man that probably can't.

 

[KyloRen]

That's because they're not real people anymore, they're humunculi assembled from refuse

I look up to you, my friend. I have no idea how you keep yourself together.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

I was the same until about 27. I gymcelled and went to Asia, in case you are going to ask next.

 

[Deleted member 677]

So fucking true. @sadness GTFOOH

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I dare both of you to live my life.

 

[rotting-alone]

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

I was the same until about 27.

Then what happened after 27?

 

[theultimate341]

It takes a great deal of positivity and inner strength to keep fighting after 25. And I commend the men who can pull it off.

I'm just saying that I'm the type of man that probably can't.

The only time I will rope is if I’ve tried every method possible and there hasn’t been any luck.

 

[Cynistic]

23 yr old here. I got 2 years left. If I'm still kissless at 25 I'm going to rope.

Roping=letting normies win, just cope with games and dank memes like me.

22cel too. I've practically accepted it. However, a lot of guys lose their virginity in their mid to late 20s. Statistically there's still hope until 30.

I see it like this, if it happens it happens, but i came to terms that its over when I was 16 by constant observation of how women interacted with me compared to Chad.

yet hope remains KEK.

Geblauwpild.

Ja het is een beetje kansloos, maarja het kan altijd erger.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

So fucking true. @sadness GTFOOH

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I dare both of you to live my life.

They've already live it, if not an even worse one.

 

[Jockcel]

I dare both of you to live my life.

Come back here in a few years if you do not get laid. Then we can talk.

 

[A Good Friend]

You're over 30?

I'm 33, beeeeotch (u kno this!)

I look up to you, my friend. I have no idea how you keep yourself together.

Thanks, but that's the point, I didn't. You can't. We compartmentalize the madness and let the hind-brain operate us. I haven't had real control in years.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

Look at my signature - that gives the basic idea.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

Then what happened after 27?

Look at my signature - that gives the basic idea.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

I'm 33, beeeeotch (u kno this!) 

How could I have remembered this!?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

18 should be the minimum age requirement.

 

[A Good Friend]

How could I have remembered this!?

I dunno, I guess you do get bogged down with a lot of info

I like it as an oldcel. When I was a youngcel, I wasn't behind a screen, I was out there trying to not be what I am. Shitposting is much more suited for old broken men. Whipper snappers should be out watching their oneitis' get wooed by chad and tyrone.

How else would they truly become blackpilled?

 

[MrRogers]

Jesus Christ I can't imagine hitting 25 as a kissless virgin. I would legit fucking rope. I can't take that level of social failure.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

How could I have remembered this!?

I dunno, I guess you do get bogged down with a lot of info
I like it as an oldcel. When I was a youngcel, I wasn't behind a screen, I was out there trying to not be what I am. Shitposting is much more suited for old broken men. Whipper snappers should be out watching their oneitis' get wooed by chad and tyrone.
How else would they truly become blackpilled?

Whipper snappers should have roped by the time they get to 40

 

[Captvic]

Tbh I can't bash youngcels here because I knew I would have trouble with women and dating at age 13 and I was right. Who cares if they're youngcels if they feel incel, they're probably not lying.

 

[A Good Friend]

Whipper snappers should have roped by the time they get to 40

When you hit 30, 40 doesn't seem ancient. To look at me, you'd say I was 21.

 

[inceliphate]

so many fagcels here

 

[blackcel]

We need an oldcel section.

No way to prove your age without giving your picture to mods, though, along with a drivers license or something with your birthdate (everything else blacke dout).

I too am paranoid about having any picture of me online to do that.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Whipper snappers should have roped by the time they get to 40

When you hit 30, 40 doesn't seem ancient. To look at me, you'd say I was 21.

You look 21?

 

[A Good Friend]

You look 21?

yep, always and forever. That's why it was shocking to see Grotesque and realize we're close in age, because he looks like an actual man. I for some reason never have. Maybe it's because I kept my hairs and ain't got wrinkles.

EDIT: no offense. @Grotesque, you just look like a proper adult

 

[Deleted member 1983]

youngcels out

 

[KyloRen]

yep, always and forever. That's why it was shocking to see Grotesque and realize we're close in age, because he looks like an actual man. I for some reason never have. Maybe it's because I kept my hairs and ain't got wrinkles.

EDIT: no offense. @Grotesque, you just look like a proper adult

You could lie about your age and try to slam some 18 year old.