This is an idea I've had for couple of years already. I'm surprised that no one has mentioned it on these forums, or, at least, I didn't notice.
I'm thinking about becoming a priest. Just think about it, how many problems would that solve and what your life would be like:
1. No more incel/virgin shaming.
If you're a priest, your celibacy, instead of being ridiculed, gets respect. "Wow, you sacrificed getting a gf/married to become a priest, wow such commitment". Of course some higher IQ Chads and foids would tell this is all a sham, but, let's be honest, most people are bluepilled dumbasses who would think I'm celibate because I'm in clergy. JFL.
Also it would provide you with some immunity for the stuff you do. "A priest would never [insert immoral thing here]!"
2. Have power over people by feeding them bullshit.
By being a priest, you basically carry the word of God, and stupid, weak minded religious people would listen to you. You could tell them any bullshit and say this is God's will and sometimes they would listen to you, afraid of eternal damnation. You could tell your religious Stacy to break up with her Chad boyfriend, because "he's toxic and godless".
You could even make a foid have sex with you, because no one would believe a priest would do that. And if she snitches - just shame her among other churchgoers and make them ostracize her.
3. Listen to their secrets in the confession booth.
You would know the dirt on the people around you. What are they ashamed of, what would they never admit to each other. You could shame foids and young chadlites for their sexual thoughts and acts. You would know where the conscience bites them, and use it against them. You would know everything that's going on, even if you're excluded from the social circles.
4. Social circles.
As a priest, you would join events, like hiking or playing guitar or some trips. Unfortunately you would have to hang out with bunch of retarded and boring christian kids, but at least you would have high status among them - as a priest, you would immediately have authority and respect and be a leader in the group. That way you would have some more social interaction, and, if you manage to expand your social circles, maybe even escape inceldom and isolation. Just think about it.
5. It's easy.
Sure, you will have to memorize a lot of passages from the bible and some prayers and shit. But it's nowhere near as much as become a doctor or IT specialist. And it's low risk too - you can't make your company lose milions of bucks or fail an open heart surgery. So you're pretty safe and can just chill.
And if you say that "b-but as a priest you cannot watch porn, fap, play vidya, watch animu, smoke weed and stuff!" - that's BULLSHIT. Feel free to do these things, just don't let anyone see you. Religion is a scam anyway and stupid, ignorant people deserve to be exploited.
I'm thinking about becoming a priest. Just think about it, how many problems would that solve and what your life would be like:
1. No more incel/virgin shaming.
If you're a priest, your celibacy, instead of being ridiculed, gets respect. "Wow, you sacrificed getting a gf/married to become a priest, wow such commitment". Of course some higher IQ Chads and foids would tell this is all a sham, but, let's be honest, most people are bluepilled dumbasses who would think I'm celibate because I'm in clergy. JFL.
Also it would provide you with some immunity for the stuff you do. "A priest would never [insert immoral thing here]!"
2. Have power over people by feeding them bullshit.
By being a priest, you basically carry the word of God, and stupid, weak minded religious people would listen to you. You could tell them any bullshit and say this is God's will and sometimes they would listen to you, afraid of eternal damnation. You could tell your religious Stacy to break up with her Chad boyfriend, because "he's toxic and godless".
You could even make a foid have sex with you, because no one would believe a priest would do that. And if she snitches - just shame her among other churchgoers and make them ostracize her.
3. Listen to their secrets in the confession booth.
You would know the dirt on the people around you. What are they ashamed of, what would they never admit to each other. You could shame foids and young chadlites for their sexual thoughts and acts. You would know where the conscience bites them, and use it against them. You would know everything that's going on, even if you're excluded from the social circles.
4. Social circles.
As a priest, you would join events, like hiking or playing guitar or some trips. Unfortunately you would have to hang out with bunch of retarded and boring christian kids, but at least you would have high status among them - as a priest, you would immediately have authority and respect and be a leader in the group. That way you would have some more social interaction, and, if you manage to expand your social circles, maybe even escape inceldom and isolation. Just think about it.
5. It's easy.
Sure, you will have to memorize a lot of passages from the bible and some prayers and shit. But it's nowhere near as much as become a doctor or IT specialist. And it's low risk too - you can't make your company lose milions of bucks or fail an open heart surgery. So you're pretty safe and can just chill.
And if you say that "b-but as a priest you cannot watch porn, fap, play vidya, watch animu, smoke weed and stuff!" - that's BULLSHIT. Feel free to do these things, just don't let anyone see you. Religion is a scam anyway and stupid, ignorant people deserve to be exploited.
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