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It's Friday night. And it is over.
 
With all the mass shootings lately you're probably not safe anywhere but you're NEET cave.
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
 
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Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
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I know the pain brothER.
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
OloJCFZ

Too relatable
 
it's almost winter, just LDAR tbh
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
Too real for me, I did that once
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
Summarized my last 2 years of college perfectly. Although I did enjoy becoming so low inhib while drunk, and shit talking guys and foids 2 feet away with the boys
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.
:cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
Summarized my last 2 years of college perfectly. Although I did enjoy becoming so low inhib while drunk, and shit talking guys and foids 2 feet away with the boys
how old are you?
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.

Every time I would just go home at 2-4 am, furiously masturbate for 2-3 hours, contemplate suicide and then play video games until morning.
 
party's are full are of stonERs
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
Had 6 yrs of this myself. Complete waste of time.
 
yes lad fuck jesus
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
this is so on point
 
Every friday night this site gets awfully quiet.
 
Just to think Chad is slaying as we speak.
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.
SadThe part about taking an hour to get ready and get your hair perfect is bringing back painful memories. I'm legit weeping for you bro. I went through the same thing. I would always over dress to shit and then feel really stupid. I never had friends so my Mom/Grandma were my only fashion advice and I guess I can't blame them really. They did their best with what they were working with. The clothes were 10/10 but with my face & body I still looked like a 2/10 retard. I always felt like a million bucks stepping outside to head to the party/gathering/event then would quickly notice I was out of my league and eventually would retreat home in utter defeat. Porn and food were my only solace and respite from those nightmarish evenings.
 
Did that many times in my youth. Always went home depressed and alone. Waste an hour getting ready. Pick out a nice outfit. Try to get your hair perfect. Then go there. Then plaster on a fake smile and pretend to be enjoying yourself while everyone just tolerates you. Hit on some girls. Get "ew" faces or at most some feigned politeness, until after 5 minutes at most their patience runs thin and they start trying to escape. Watch girls caught in the magnetic pull of Chads. Get drunk beyond belief to cope. Come home and lie in bed wondering what the fuck my life is. Try to fap but can't get it up from the alcohol. Go to sleep. Wake up the next day hung over and wonder why the fuck I do it. Promise myself I'm not drinking ever again and I don't need this bullshit in my life. Repeat over and over until the message sinks in.

It's sunk in by now.

this is why blackpill must be taught at schools
 
my roommate and I just stay home. bar hopping is for kids. we just stay up late and drink coffee and smoke cigarettes.
With all the mass shootings lately you're probably not safe anywhere but you're NEET cave.

I hope more of them happen until society learns its lesson and the root causes of these shootings. might have to knock off another million more people for news agencies to get it, because normalfags are dense as shit.
 
I drank a half bottle of wine and had a few spliffs an was in my bed for 22.30. Living the dream.
 
I sort of want to go to a party or a bar to ruin a foid's day and fuck with them :feelshmm:
 
Fuck the US. I could be at a bar right now approachmaxxing.
 
Do we have to get this suicide reminder every week:feelskek:
 
>bars
All bars near my place are full of old fat bald men that smell like tobacco and cheap cologne
 
Another day, another Intellau necropost.
 

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