They were college educated oversocialised golden retriever girls. They are the most acculturated westerners, always up to date on their pop culture knowledge and right opinions. Women going to male strippers to celebrate getting married to someone is at the heart of Western culture in 2019. Yes, culture, not "culture". The foids ER shot were going to have done this without a doubt.
Thank you, Saint Elliot.
You can pick out the majority of things above and below the iceberg's tip here and relate them to hen's parties. Moral of the story is you should fucking despise anyone that whiteknights for these rancid holes. These people do not deserve life.
When did Hen’s parties become so expensive?
Jill Poulsen
November 10, 2017 11:00pm
Hen’s nights, or more specifically, the exorbitant costs they now incur.
Research has revealed the average cost of a wedding in Australia is $36,200.
My research has revealed the average cost of attending a wedding, including the Hen’s night is, around $18,243.10
What once used to be a boozy night out with the girls has turned into a production that rivals that of any Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.
All of a sudden the local bars that have been more than adequate to make a fool of yourselves in over the years are no longer good enough.
No, now we all need to travel to the other side of the country, and in some cases the world, to hardly remember a thing from the night.
I honestly can’t see the difference between having your Hen’s at the local Rissole with genuine 1970 prices or a two-day extravaganza in Bali.
The outcome is the same: someone will cry, someone will think it’s a great time to tell the bride what they really think of their hubby to be, someone will regret giving their number to the stripper and you’re all going home with a headache.
The ‘big day’ now consists of several smaller days as well. (Pic: iStock)
Here are some of the messages I’ve received from women struggling under the costly burden of celebrating their pal’s impeding nuptials.
Kylie (name changed for security reasons) was a bridesmaid to a Melbourne Brideszilla.
“I had to spend thousands attending the bridal shower and Hen’s night. We did fancy restaurants, limos and a mandatory stay in an expensive hotel in the city. It was ridiculous. I’m still paying for it,’ she said.
And this one from Sarah (again not her real name) whose mat is getting married interstate.
“One of my best pals is getting married at the end of the month in (secret location),” she said.
“Flights there are already costing me a fortune but for some reason, the Hen’s organisers are having the Hen’s the week before the wedding and what was meant to be a weekend house rental in Sydney is now a $200 day trip to (secret location) for lunch and wine.
“I’m now about to call her and pull out because I’d much rather go all out for the wedding over a day trip.”
But anyone that has ever had the nightmare of planning a Hen’s night knows, it’s not actually the bride who makes it the hardest, it’s the other hens.
I’m yet to meet someone who hasn’t taken a significant financial blow after organising the event and failing to recoup costs.
As long as there’s alcohol, you should be okay. (Pic: iStock)
One of my friend’s lost hundreds after some women refused to pay the full price of the night because they didn’t drink as much as others and weren’t there when the stripper arrived.
I remember one chick saying to my friend: “I’m going in a body building competition so can you please let me know if there’ll be appropriate food for me to eat, if not I won’t be paying the full amount”.
Since when did kabana and cheese become off limits to bodybuilders?
We now also have the bridal shower to contend with — not instead of the Hen’s night but as well as.
The bridal shower is a tamer affair, we see a few greedy women opting for this not only because they believe we should be as excited about their wedding as they are but because they don’t want to get trolleyed in front of their mother-in-law.
That’s fine, wise even, but don’t expect us to do both.
The truth is gathering your nearest and dearest girls for a night of debauchery is a sacred tradition that is worth upholding.
But it doesn’t need to cost more than a university degree.
https://www.gohen.com/blog/hen-stag-party-statistics-2017/ (THERE WAS ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT TO COLLECT STATISTICS)
Top 3 Nights
Teehee, I'm getting married to Melvin the doctor next week, better go pay a male stripper to grind against me one last time!
Sure men do this too and they probably shouldn't (creates a market for whores to profit off instead of automating them with pornhub), but anyone with two brain cells to rub together can list several reasons why women being sexually promiscuous is ten times more disgusting and objectively negative in every way than men being promiscuous. Lmao inkwelltears soyboys I'm not even explaining it just go walk up behind your landwhale betabuxx'd gf while she's using tinder on the phone you bought her, my talk is cheap and hopefully you'll learn from experience better if you can't rationalise your way out of it.
www.bbc.com
The hen night/party/weekend is now massive.
Visit a northern city. Or Brighton or Bournemouth. Count the number of groups wearing themed T-shirts or led by an L-plated bride sliding slowly into inebriation.
For £175, you could buy a city break all inclusive package deal to Amsterdam, pay around two months' worth of gas and electricity bills or drink at least 58 pints of lager. You could also spend a weekend in a country cottage in Bath with 10 women you barely know, celebrating your friend's last days of singledom.
The stags and hen phenomenon is said to be growing despite the economic downturn. According to statistics gathered by hen and stag travel company Redseven, the industry is worth around £275m annually.
In 2012, the average spend on a hen party was £110.
The roots of the hen party tradition in the UK go back further than in the US, says American sociologist Beth Montemurro. There, it is more of a recent phenomenon starting in the 1970s and 1980s as an expression of sexual freedom tied to the sexual revolution of the 1960s.
"In the US, they are clearly modelled on the bachelor party and women wanted to do what they perceived men to be doing, feeling they deserved to be doing something that was more fun," Montemurro says.
FOIDS ARE BEYOND RETARDED. They have the brains of children. If they think somebody is engaging in debauchery they, like a toddler who thinks he deserves a toy because somebody else is playing with it, it's only fair that they can slut it up ten times as much. TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS
Thank you, Saint Elliot.
You can pick out the majority of things above and below the iceberg's tip here and relate them to hen's parties. Moral of the story is you should fucking despise anyone that whiteknights for these rancid holes. These people do not deserve life.
When did Hen’s parties become so expensive?
Jill Poulsen
November 10, 2017 11:00pm
Hen’s nights, or more specifically, the exorbitant costs they now incur.
Research has revealed the average cost of a wedding in Australia is $36,200.
My research has revealed the average cost of attending a wedding, including the Hen’s night is, around $18,243.10
What once used to be a boozy night out with the girls has turned into a production that rivals that of any Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.
All of a sudden the local bars that have been more than adequate to make a fool of yourselves in over the years are no longer good enough.
No, now we all need to travel to the other side of the country, and in some cases the world, to hardly remember a thing from the night.
I honestly can’t see the difference between having your Hen’s at the local Rissole with genuine 1970 prices or a two-day extravaganza in Bali.
The outcome is the same: someone will cry, someone will think it’s a great time to tell the bride what they really think of their hubby to be, someone will regret giving their number to the stripper and you’re all going home with a headache.
The ‘big day’ now consists of several smaller days as well. (Pic: iStock)
Here are some of the messages I’ve received from women struggling under the costly burden of celebrating their pal’s impeding nuptials.
Kylie (name changed for security reasons) was a bridesmaid to a Melbourne Brideszilla.
“I had to spend thousands attending the bridal shower and Hen’s night. We did fancy restaurants, limos and a mandatory stay in an expensive hotel in the city. It was ridiculous. I’m still paying for it,’ she said.
And this one from Sarah (again not her real name) whose mat is getting married interstate.
“One of my best pals is getting married at the end of the month in (secret location),” she said.
“Flights there are already costing me a fortune but for some reason, the Hen’s organisers are having the Hen’s the week before the wedding and what was meant to be a weekend house rental in Sydney is now a $200 day trip to (secret location) for lunch and wine.
“I’m now about to call her and pull out because I’d much rather go all out for the wedding over a day trip.”
But anyone that has ever had the nightmare of planning a Hen’s night knows, it’s not actually the bride who makes it the hardest, it’s the other hens.
I’m yet to meet someone who hasn’t taken a significant financial blow after organising the event and failing to recoup costs.
One of my friend’s lost hundreds after some women refused to pay the full price of the night because they didn’t drink as much as others and weren’t there when the stripper arrived.
I remember one chick saying to my friend: “I’m going in a body building competition so can you please let me know if there’ll be appropriate food for me to eat, if not I won’t be paying the full amount”.
Since when did kabana and cheese become off limits to bodybuilders?
We now also have the bridal shower to contend with — not instead of the Hen’s night but as well as.
The bridal shower is a tamer affair, we see a few greedy women opting for this not only because they believe we should be as excited about their wedding as they are but because they don’t want to get trolleyed in front of their mother-in-law.
That’s fine, wise even, but don’t expect us to do both.
The truth is gathering your nearest and dearest girls for a night of debauchery is a sacred tradition that is worth upholding.
But it doesn’t need to cost more than a university degree.
https://www.gohen.com/blog/hen-stag-party-statistics-2017/ (THERE WAS ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT TO COLLECT STATISTICS)
Top 3 Nights
| Stags | Hens |
|---|---|
| 1. Guest List Nightclub Entry | 1. Guest List Nightclub Entry |
| 2. Gentleman’s Club | 2. Male Strip Show |
| 3. Guided Bar Crawl | 3. Butlers in the Buff |
Teehee, I'm getting married to Melvin the doctor next week, better go pay a male stripper to grind against me one last time!
Sure men do this too and they probably shouldn't (creates a market for whores to profit off instead of automating them with pornhub), but anyone with two brain cells to rub together can list several reasons why women being sexually promiscuous is ten times more disgusting and objectively negative in every way than men being promiscuous. Lmao inkwelltears soyboys I'm not even explaining it just go walk up behind your landwhale betabuxx'd gf while she's using tinder on the phone you bought her, my talk is cheap and hopefully you'll learn from experience better if you can't rationalise your way out of it.
Where did the hen party explosion come from?
An estimated 2.5m women will be celebrating their friends' last days of freedom in the wedding season this year. Where did it all start?
www.bbc.com
The hen night/party/weekend is now massive.
Visit a northern city. Or Brighton or Bournemouth. Count the number of groups wearing themed T-shirts or led by an L-plated bride sliding slowly into inebriation.
For £175, you could buy a city break all inclusive package deal to Amsterdam, pay around two months' worth of gas and electricity bills or drink at least 58 pints of lager. You could also spend a weekend in a country cottage in Bath with 10 women you barely know, celebrating your friend's last days of singledom.
The stags and hen phenomenon is said to be growing despite the economic downturn. According to statistics gathered by hen and stag travel company Redseven, the industry is worth around £275m annually.
In 2012, the average spend on a hen party was £110.
The roots of the hen party tradition in the UK go back further than in the US, says American sociologist Beth Montemurro. There, it is more of a recent phenomenon starting in the 1970s and 1980s as an expression of sexual freedom tied to the sexual revolution of the 1960s.
"In the US, they are clearly modelled on the bachelor party and women wanted to do what they perceived men to be doing, feeling they deserved to be doing something that was more fun," Montemurro says.
FOIDS ARE BEYOND RETARDED. They have the brains of children. If they think somebody is engaging in debauchery they, like a toddler who thinks he deserves a toy because somebody else is playing with it, it's only fair that they can slut it up ten times as much. TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS
