A TL;DR
"Women want to fuck you, they're just assholes to test your character and if you pass their tests they'll hop on your dick so quick you won't know what happened. Remember, the hotter the girl, the more she'll test you! Even if you're a 1/10 burn victim with 13 different genetic deformities, SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU. just pass her tests!"
I don't even have anything remotely sarcastic or humorous to say about this. This is just stupid. It's the dumbest shit I've ever read.