Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Jfl at incels getting a minor dopamine rush from getting 1 alert a day

G

gstvtrp

Banned
-
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
2,281
Fucking Chad and Stacy's are getting hundreds of alerts per day from more cool and more attractive people than you.

You cannot even fathom the difference.
 
A

Asianmanletcel

overcel
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 25, 2018
Posts
2,390
brutal suicidefuel
 
Grapefruit

Grapefruit

Useless Goddess Lover
★★★★
Joined
May 10, 2018
Posts
804
Mfw so true. My heart lights up a little when I see the red box.
 
heroinfather

heroinfather

Admiral
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 12, 2018
Posts
2,865
one time i woke up to 8 alerts and i said to myself ""i finaly fucking made it boyos"
 
I

Incelibate anarchist

Legend
★★
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
3,574
When I see an alert it makes me so happy.
 
EthnicelNL

EthnicelNL

Never began tbhtbh
-
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
8,999
Never even began for notificationcels tbh ngl
 
D

Dunkelheit

Nofapcel srs
★★★★★
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
934
D

Deleted member 1252

Parody Account
-
Joined
Nov 9, 2017
Posts
9,881
I should just rope now.
 
Weirdcel

Weirdcel

Banned
-
Joined
Jan 29, 2018
Posts
8,502
Any alert statistics? Like how many alerts does the average user get per day. Am I under or over performing?

80% of alerts go to 20% of users? Something like that.
 
D

Deleted member 2119

Banned
-
Joined
Dec 12, 2017
Posts
15,016
I usually get more than one alert but it's not comparable to Chad's or Stacy's social media accounts
 
F

FiveFourManlet

It only gets worse
-
Joined
May 17, 2018
Posts
4,725
Fucking Chad and Stacy's are getting hundreds of alerts per day from more cool and more attractive people than you.

You cannot even fathom the difference.
Acting like you don’t
 
Ritalincel

Ritalincel

⛆⛆⛆⛆
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 25, 2017
Posts
35,557
dopamine rush
Cucc
 
ArtoriasWolf

ArtoriasWolf

Undercover FBI Agent
★★★★★
Joined
Dec 20, 2017
Posts
7,911
I am ashamed to say that it's one of the highlights of my day.
 
EyesAreSoCold

EyesAreSoCold

Overlord
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 23, 2018
Posts
6,208
one time i woke up to 8 alerts and i said to myself ""i finaly fucking made it boyos"
Ye it is a great feeling, I had 10 one day and I thought the site was bugged.
 
C

CaptainCuck

Captain
Joined
Nov 30, 2017
Posts
1,525
Alerts gives me the most dopamine I have had in a very long time.
 
D

Deleted member 3291

Banned
-
Joined
Feb 5, 2018
Posts
10,838
when I took a 4 day break from the site and made a shit ton of posts and replies I came back to 26 alerts lol
 
averageblokecel

averageblokecel

Life is constant fuark when blackpilled
★★★★
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Posts
2,365
This is pure, legit suicidefuel
 
E

Evil Genius

Hiiiii
-
Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
4,993
Life is not fair man, so just bring the whole house down.

I've seen the mobile phone alerts even normies get and it's pure sui fuel, I don't even want to think about what Chad's phone is like :feelsree:
 
T

Templarcel421

Gambler fan account
★★★★
Joined
Feb 7, 2018
Posts
4,317
Not as fun when the alert is telling you your thread was deleted
 
Deleted member 1039

Deleted member 1039

Be Free from the slavery of your Ego.
-
Joined
Nov 9, 2017
Posts
6,623
Any alert statistics? Like how many alerts does the average user get per day. Am I under or over performing?

80% of alerts go to 20% of users? Something like that.
KEK
 
Mainländer

Mainländer

Songwritercel
★★★★★
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
37,257
Mfw so true. My heart lights up a little when I see the red box.
But conversely, getting an inbox makes me worried. I always think it's a warning kek.
 

Similar threads

Murder Mario
Replies
48
Views
1K
Intellau_Celistic
Intellau_Celistic
Mnnn
Replies
44
Views
616
LeFrenchCel
LeFrenchCel
D
Replies
35
Views
866
CountBleck
CountBleck

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape7
shape8
Top