I remember in university (imagine how delusional I was, jfl) I felt really confident someday and took the risk to ask out a girl from the parallel group. I behaved like a complete retard just like in those movies when a guy humiliates himself in front of everyone by telling some unintelligent bullshit to a foid and have to get over the shame, the only difference was that there was no happy end in my case. I was like "um, uh, hi. I kind of like you, I was thinking maybe we could go somewhere together". She was seriously caught off guard, took aback for a moment, then in an instant cracked up like mad and said "and I dont [like you]!", so that her female friends who were nearby (yes, yes, just what was I thinking) could appreciate and have a good laugh at me too.
