JFL Jews Invented Speed Dating

[AsiaCel]

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Jews Invented Speed Dating - Jewcy

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Doesn’t it feel like speed dating has plagued the single scene forever? You sit down across from a potential partner, you get a tiny amount of time to talk, and boom! You’re on to the next one. There are advantages, like, if someone is terrible, you don’t need to pretend that your roommate texted you with an emergency to get out of the date early. Then there are disadvantages, like the fact that you may have to deal with dozens of jerks in one evening instead of just one.
Well, good or bad, you may not realize that speed dating is a Jewish invention. A very Jewish one. And it’s more recent an invention than you might think.
The year: 1998.
The place: Beverly Hills, home of Cher Horowitz, the sixth Real Housewives series, and one very important Peet’s Coffee & Tea.
Our hero: Rabbi Yaacov Deyo. Rabbi Deyo works for Aish HaTorah, a Jewish educational and kiruv organization you may remember for its web series in which a pre-Fresh off Boat Randall Park plays a secular Jew finding his heritage through his grandpa, played by Elliott Gould (no, really. It’s 100% real).
But for this fateful event, Deyo and his cohorts are trying something new, something game show-like given the Hollywood locale. So they try a fast-paced evening where single Jews can meet as many members of the opposite sex as possible. The signal to change partners is even a gragger. It’s a hit, and within a year, it’s grown far outside the Jewish community.
Deyo quickly trademarked SpeedDating, but was never able to patent the idea, which had already spread too widely. “It was,” he told the New York Times in 2013, “just another case of rabbi meets the commercial-industrial complex.” He did, however, manage to publish a book on the subject with his wife, Sue.
So, yes, like bagels and the word schlep, the Jewish people just continue to give and give to the general American population.
Whether or not you’re a fan, without Deyo and Aish, we wouldn’t have speed dating scenes in so many comedies. Here are only a few— enjoy (or not, depending on the clip):

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Always them isn't it?

 

[SCAT PACK]

Hey Bubbela: Snipped and Satisfied

To bris or not to bris. THAT is the question.

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[AdolfRizzler]

everystein singleberg timewitz!

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[Looptheworm]

everystein singleberg timewitz!

kikes invented pornhub, onlyfans, tiktok, instagram, facebook, social media, ai, tinder. bumble, pushed all kinds of degenerate porn like hardcore porn and many other things!

 

[IWWorkER]

pushed all kinds of degenerate porn like hardcore porn

Who cares about that though ?
With or without porn, we're not getting pussy anyway.

 

[Glassness]

Who cares about that though ?
With or without porn, we're not getting pussy anyway.

Porn has rotted the mind of women and make the problem worse if porn did not exist we would not have as much as a problem we would have now

 

[My Name Jeff]

kek

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

It actually worked decently well as a concept between two religious individuals; the problem is that it was adopted within secular societies that are already tainted with hedonism and fragile values, thus it only created harm when it got popular.

 

[AsiaCel]

It actually worked decently well as a concept between two religious individuals; the problem is that it was adopted within secular societies that are already tainted with hedonism and fragile values, thus it only created harm when it got popular.

it ruined dating in Israel too?

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

it ruined dating in Israel too?

It is probably a contributor to the problem, but dating apps are the main culprit, though it doesn’t affect highly religious Jews much.

 

[AsiaCel]

It is probably a contributor to the problem, but dating apps are the main culprit, though it doesn’t affect highly religious Jews much.

Why don't you become a hasidic? You get exempt from IDF, free welfare, have kids all day with your arranged wife.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Why don't you become a hasidic? You get exempt from IDF, free welfare, have kids all day with your arranged wife.

Trading one prison for another isn’t a solution (it doesn't really work well when you aren't born into it, as the values are not deeply ingrained into you), and they are a relatively insular community, so it's not that easy to join. Besides, I don't really like Jewish religion; Christianity is much more appealing, and I don't want to mutilate a potential son.

 

[AsiaCel]

Trading one prison for another isn’t a solution (it doesn't really work well when you aren't born into it, as the values are not deeply ingrained into you), and they are a relatively insular community, so it's not that easy to join. Besides, I don't really like Jewish religion; Christianity is much more appealing, and I don't want to mutilate a potential son.

Hasidic lifestyle reminded me of China during 1800s when foids had their feet broken to lock them at home. They also have kosher phones that have no internet access.

They have lots of kids to get money from the welfare system; my family is like that too. The children may not be as lucky as the parents though.

Sounds as utopian as things can get.

I was raised a Christian and used to go to the church. Great sense of community but if you're incel, chances are it won't give you a wife. And it's not a free pass to have friends, just the opportunity. That said, you have to sacrifice your Sunday for it, and the morning worship session can be a bit boring.

Are christians even safe in Israel? I've heard of harassments and shit.

 

[Emba]

Swipe

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Are christians even safe in Israel? I've heard of harassments and shit.

I suppose it depends on the city; a Christian won't face much criticism or backlash in a city like Tel Aviv, or even Jerusalem for that matter—as it is densely populated with tourists, and both are cosmopolitan. However, veer into a city such as Be'er Sheva while being openly Christian, and the chances for harassment increase slightly, mostly due to performative Arsim (but even that is unlikely). There seems to be more acceptance in general though.

 

[Jam]

The Jews have permanently destroyed dating. They're probably very satisfied with themselves.

 

[ogercel]

Always them isn't it?

Everystein Singleberg Timeowitz

 

[toplarp67]

Wouldn’t be surprised at all lmao, they invented feminism too

 

[Antorian]

Is there anything socially radioactive they aren't in some way behind of?

 

[VλREN]

Nation snatchers things

 

[Sans]

Why don't you become a hasidic? You get exempt from IDF, free welfare, have kids all day with your arranged wife.

 

[itsovER99]

Hitler was right