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Jerking off is the great equalizer between a virgin and chad

Squatting Slavcel

Squatting Slavcel

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If sex is a $100 steak, jerking off is pizza. Both are very tasty and filling, just one is not healthy. Pizza is way better than starving.
Also, normie sex is not even as good and frequent as chad's, so they're not even that much better off. They get a $20 steak once or twice a week, then eat pizza like the rest of us.
 
I don't even want sex anymore, just someone who genuinely loves me
 
who actually thinks that jerking off is remotely satisfying kek.
 
if sex is like a healthy meal, gooning is like scavenging a dumpster for anything edible like a beggar in the slums of mumbai
 
Same but I still want the sex that comes with it.
Well I mean it is a part of that anyway if it was gunuine love but I was just trying to say that's the main thing I want
 
I don't even want sex anymore, just someone who genuinely loves me
Blah blah blah, I need to SNIFF the fuck! out of some foid-soles right now.

al pacino drugs GIF
 
What about fucking sex dolls? Is it like eating candy at the candy store?
 
100 dollar steak is a fucking rip off for retards, guess the explains why I never had sex. Who would pay for a fucking scam unless you're a retard.
 
How is that blue pill? No one will love me
Thats like the most bluepilled and cucked thing i heard today. If a toilet truly loves you, she WILL want to have sex with you. If she doesnt wanna have sex, she doesnt love you, simple as that
 
Thats like the most bluepilled and cucked thing i heard today. If a toilet truly loves you, she WILL want to have sex with you. If she doesnt wanna have sex, she doesnt love you, simple as that
Yeah I didn't say that. I just said I care about love not just sex
 
Thats like the most bluepilled and cucked thing i heard today. If a toilet truly loves you, she WILL want to have sex with you. If she doesnt wanna have sex, she doesnt love you, simple as that
Yeah, if she’s really into you then she’ll want to have sex with you, simple as that.

Any other situation then you’re just a betabuxx for her, most likely
 
Yeah I didn't say that. I just said I care about love not just sex
are you retarded nigga, read what i said. Women dont seperate them like men, for them love = sex and sex = love
 
are you retarded nigga, read what i said. Women dont seperate them like men, for them love = sex and sex = love
Okay I think we're just misunderstanding each other. Let's just call it a day.
 
jerking off is sending my sperm to die because they'll never fertilize an egg, come to think of it though there's like millions of them and it only takes one to fertilize an egg, so I guess they really are expendable.
 
Honestly jerking off feels pretty good, you just lie there and enjoy yourself, you dont have to worry about someone elses pleasure, how you look etc. etc.

Sex would be a lot of effort, ive mimicked the movement of fucking a chick if i were to, it seems like a lot of effort

The only way sex could be better than jerking off is if its teen love with prime virgin foid and you are both madly in love, then sex mogs jerking off
 
Honestly jerking off feels pretty good, you just lie there and enjoy yourself, you dont have to worry about someone elses pleasure, how you look etc. etc.

Sex would be a lot of effort, ive mimicked the movement of fucking a chick if i were to, it seems like a lot of effort

The only way sex could be better than jerking off is if its teen love with prime virgin foid and you are both madly in love, then sex mogs jerking off
I had sex with a escort one year ago and yeah, it is not so easy as porn movies make it look like, I got tired very easily and couldn’t make my dick 100% hard all the time, I still managed to fuck half erected but I didn’t feel much pleasure. It is easier when you just lay down on the bed and ask the escort to sit on your dick.
 

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