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Jeremy the left-handed snail

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Background: one out of every million snails has a shell that twists the wrong way; left-handed instead of right-handed. As a result, their dicks are on the wrong side and they can't mate. A scientist found one of these snails and named it Jeremy. NPR did a report about it and it went viral and everyone was looking for another left-handed snail to send to the scientist so that Jeremy could have a girlfriend.

AWWWWEEE!!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!

The point: I just think it's funny that, for any non-human species, there's this outpouring of sympathy and there are people all over the world wanting to help.

Here's a cutie that wrote a song about Jeremy and note the lyrics, "I [Jeremy] just want to belong."



See, she gets it. She's capable of understanding that loneliness is tragic - everyone is. Of course, being a foid she leverages that understanding to write a sad song ...so that she gets attention, but let's stay on the subject here. The idea of a creature being hopelessly alone is recognized by everyone as sad. Jeremy isn't the only example. People care about the 52 hertz whale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale People care about the Kauai bird:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THqAY3u5oY


...they just don't care about you. It's your fault that you're alone. You're a bad person. Nobody is going to tell a snail that he should just take a shower. Nobody is going to call the Kauai bird that he's "entitled" and that he isn't owed a mate. But they will say those things to you.

And fundamentally, this is because humans aren't really rational. We're running on instinct and one of our instincts is to believe that a man who isn't selected by a woman is a bad person. So when people here about you, they assume you're bad, because of that instinct. But when they hear about any other species (or a lonely woman), it's sad and they empathize.
 
Because animals can't be assholes. Well, they can, but you have to really study them to find examples.

Yes, I'm gonna say it, society does sympathize with virgin human men. Provided those virgin human men act the way society wants them to.
 
Yes, I'm gonna say it, society does sympathize with virgin human men. Provided those virgin human men act the way society wants them to.
They'll "sympathize" with virgin men if they have a use for them (aka wageslaving/paying taxes).

It's not "sympathy", it's just soyciety using virgin/ugly/short/autistic men, soyciety doesn't give a shit if they die or not, soyciety only cares about if you're doing what they want you to do.
 
I literal deformed snail is worth more than you, let that sink in.

Yes, I'm gonna say it, society does sympathize with virgin human men. Provided those virgin human men act the way society wants them to.
No. They get called neckbeards and laughed at and get the same shitty empathyless """advice""" we do i.e. take a shower or just b kunfidant. The only difference is that normies are actually afraid of incels to some degree because you never know when an incel snaps and goes ER. As someone commented on IT once "I miss the time when incels were just harmless neckbeards" (that we could make fun of without repercussions).
 
We're all special but no one will ever care :cryfeels:
 
They'll "sympathize" with virgin men if they have a use for them (aka wageslaving/paying taxes).

It's not "sympathy", it's just soyciety using virgin/ugly/short/autistic men, soyciety doesn't give a shit if they die or not, soyciety only cares about if you're doing what they want you to do.

What do you think sympathy is?

I literal deformed snail is worth more than you, let that sink in.


No. They get called neckbeards and laughed at and get the same shitty empathyless """advice""" we do i.e. take a shower or just b kunfidant. The only difference is that normies are actually afraid of incels to some degree because you never know when an incel snaps and goes ER. As someone commented on IT once "I miss the time when incels were just harmless neckbeards" (that we could make fun of without repercussions).

No, they save the "neckbeard" insult for those who don't act right. Granted there are some bullies out there who will call you a neckbeard for things like, say, having a weird hobby. But even that is based in how you act, not just how you were born/how unlucky you are sexually.

If I do what society wants, as in, don't go on the Internet posting about how mad I am that I'm a virgin, people will see me as a good guy who means well. That probably won't translate into any pity sex for me, but they will "sympathize" with me. They will "want better" for me.

To that, a lot of people here will probably say "So I'm not even allowed to be angry? Voice my dissatisfaction? And for swallowing my tongue all I get is 'You totally deserve somebody someday bro?'" And yeah I didn't say it was a good or fair deal. But people will sympathize with you. As they have this snail. No one's having sex with the snail.
 
No, they save the "neckbeard" insult for those who don't act right. Granted there are some bullies out there who will call you a neckbeard for things like, say, having a weird hobby. But even that is based in how you act, not just how you were born/how unlucky you are sexually.

If I do what society wants, as in, don't go on the Internet posting about how mad I am that I'm a virgin, people will see me as a good guy who means well. That probably won't translate into any pity sex for me, but they will "sympathize" with me. They will "want better" for me.

To that, a lot of people here will probably say "So I'm not even allowed to be angry? Voice my dissatisfaction? And for swallowing my tongue all I get is 'You totally deserve somebody someday bro?'" And yeah I didn't say it was a good or fair deal. But people will sympathize with you. As they have this snail. No one's having sex with the snail.
No they don't. They assume from the get go that you have a bad personality because you don't get laid, that's why they call you a neckbeard or "nice guy". Nobody sees a 30 year old virgin as a good guy, you're deluded.
 
No they don't. They assume from the get go that you have a bad personality because you don't get laid, that's why they call you a neckbeard or "nice guy". Nobody sees a 30 year old virgin as a good guy, you're deluded.

What about that escortcel from the UK? People sympathize with him. Because he's nice and gentle and stuff.
 
I think there's a generational disconnect. These TV shows are for gen x and boomers, nobody below 30 watches TV anymore. Older generations might have some sympathy for losers like him, but millennials and zoomers do not. The "nice guy" and "neckbeard" labels started to become popular end of 2000s/early 2010s, ever since then it's been absolutely over for ugly men.
 
I think there's a generational disconnect. These TV shows are for gen x and boomers, nobody below 30 watches TV anymore. Older generations might have some sympathy for losers like him, but millennials and zoomers do not. The "nice guy" and "neckbeard" labels started to become popular end of 2000s/early 2010s, ever since then it's been absolutely over for ugly men.

But there are thousands of sympathetic comments on that video. A video that is newer than this forum.
 

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