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Theory JBJ : Just Be Jihadi theory

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This is a sarcastic post.


1- become muslim which will decrease your iq abit but the outcome is far greater than the losses.


2- now that you joined islam, you can marry four wives, idk how you will manage to do this since muslim foids are just as hypergamous as all foids


3- die, now you will go to jannah (heaven), now for each wife you will get 72 virgins, so 72 * 4 = 288 + your four wives = 292 wives


4- enjoy eternity with your 292 wives, and when you take their virginity they will become virgins again and this goes on and on.



Sounds like a great deal.

Now i get why alot of jihadi larpers come here, to recruit desperate and lonely men.
 
Just be sandnigger theory.
 

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