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JBGS (Just be God's son)(Messiah-pill)

Nordicel94

Nordicel94

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Jesus is the most influential and famous person in the world. He was so Chad that he ignored matters of the flesh and died for our sins. Now billions of foids LITERALLY worship him. Just run the son of God game and foids will kiss your sandals. It's over for you if you're not the second coming of Christ!
 
Ultimate chad, chad over chads. Millions folowed him, maked jews seethe
 
Jesus is the most influential and famous person in the world. He was so Chad that he ignored matters of the flesh and died for our sins. Now billions of foids LITERALLY worship him. Just run the son of God game and foids will kiss your sandals. It's over for you if you're not the second coming of Christ!
In modern times this usually manifests as cult guru maxxing.
 
Over if you're not God's son
 
Jesus and God are actually within me, people just haven't recognized it yet

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It just began for messiahcels
 
Jesus got cucked by modern day Christian faggots
 
jesus, however, was 5'5 while the buddha (sources vary) was 6'7
 
Brutal. JFL if you aren't messiahmaxxing in 2022.
 
In modern times this usually manifests as cult guru maxxing.
Jesus is the most influential and famous person in the world. He was so Chad that he ignored matters of the flesh and died for our sins. Now billions of foids LITERALLY worship him. Just run the son of God game and foids will kiss your sandals. It's over for you if you're not the second coming of Christ!
Brutal. JFL if you aren't messiahmaxxing in 2022.

Prophet Mohammad was an actual gigachad. He had 11 wives and its even mentioned in a hadith that he had enough stamina to plow them all in the same night one after the other.
 
Jesus is still alive and he's not the last messenger of god Inshallah he will come back sooner or later and destroy the cross himself
 
Prophet Mohammad was an actual gigachad. He had 11 wives and its even mentioned in a hadith that he had enough stamina to plow them all in the same night one after the other.
Can you give me the hadith and yes it needs to be the sahih bukhari
 
Prophet Mohammad was an actual gigachad. He had 11 wives and its even mentioned in a hadith that he had enough stamina to plow them all in the same night one after the other.
Okay i got it nevermind
 
Prophet Mohammad was an actual gigachad. He had 11 wives and its even mentioned in a hadith that he had enough stamina to plow them all in the same night one after the other.
Hadiths are gigalarps tbh, but him having 11 wives is believable while his followers can only have 4.
 

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