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Jason Voorhees was one of us

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Happy Friday the 13th
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May you have a productive aftERlife after after you ropemaxx
 
this makes me wish maskmaxxing was socially acceptable
 
I think his best kill was in Part 7 when he zipped up a screaming foid into her sleeping bag and swung it against a tree:

 
It's amazing how many chads and stacies he went through.
 
Of course they are showing incel as a serial killer :cryfeels:
It's never a chad!!
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He went ER before ER
 
darktriadmaxxing to the extreme
 
Best tallcel character of all time.
 
I like to play as him in Mortal Kombat
 
You kidding? He was a tall gigachad who mogs me from Kimchira to Zanzibar
 
You kidding? He was a tall gigachad who mogs me from Kimchira to Zanzibar
mogs me from crystal lake all the way to manhattan
 
I think Freddy Kruger was also incel so why did they have to fight each other.

Chucky isn't (he had a girlfriend before cops shot him, but somehow he knew voodoo immortality magic despite being a robberychad) and I bet Leprechaun wasn't (probably just used magic to rape voids all the time despite his ugliness) and I haven't seen Hellraiser.

Is Michael Myers pretty much same as Jason?
 
He should be our mascot tbh
 
Mogs me from Atlanta to Bangkok
 
cucked post. Jason would not think twice about killing any of us. Reminds me of non aryan stormcel retards who worship nazis.
 
I think Freddy Kruger was also incel so why did they have to fight each other.

Chucky isn't (he had a girlfriend before cops shot him, but somehow he knew voodoo immortality magic despite being a robberychad) and I bet Leprechaun wasn't (probably just used magic to rape voids all the time despite his ugliness) and I haven't seen Hellraiser.

Is Michael Myers pretty much same as Jason?
Freddy was married I think but killed his wife in the original timeline. Yeah Mike Myers was pretty much incel. Spent time in psych. I have only really seen the Rob Zombie remake.
cucked post. Jason would not think twice about killing any of us. Reminds me of non aryan stormcel retards who worship nazis.
His rage is blind but his motives are based on rejection and suffering. I showed a kill montage and all the targets looked like chads, tyrones, stacies or normies. Never saw an incel looking guy
 
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hell yeah just wish he was real.
 
Freddy was married I think but killed his wife in the original timeline.
Ah, goes to show I really didn't pay attention much to the limited films in the franchise I'd seen

I wonder if she cucked him though. Do we know that Kathryn Krueger was even his biological daughter?
 
Interesting fact about Friday the 13th series.

It wasn't until the 3rd movie we got the classic "ice hockey mask" wielding Jason Voorhees.

It was directed by Steve Miner who much later went on and did, wait for it, Dawsons' Creek and Smallville! Both shows about teen Chads and Stacies fucking.


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The first film was his Mother avenging her son (Jason) drowning, due to a Chad and Stacy lifeguards too busy getting "distracted" by fucking.

The second movie was Voorhees, fully grown, but he had a potato sack on his head.
 
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Based af jason for a hERo for slaughtering all those barbaric chads and whoreish stacies.
 
Freddy Kruger incelmogs Chad Jason.
 
I'd like to do what Jason did

in minecraft, of course
 

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