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It’s the year 2027 and Mrbeast has payed a visit to Ethiopia and gave out a bunch of free iPads
Mr Jamel has gotten his iPad and eventually after a long day of posting “we wAz everythang” race baiting threads on /pol/ and gooning the iPad ran out of battery
There’s no electricity in Jamal’s village
Does he:
A: give 33 gallons of cow blood to the witch doctor to bring the iPad back to life
B: do a rain dance to bring the iPad back to life
C: steal the iPad from the hut next door
D: track down Mrbeast and häćk him apart with a machete (jokes of course)
Mr Jamel has gotten his iPad and eventually after a long day of posting “we wAz everythang” race baiting threads on /pol/ and gooning the iPad ran out of battery
There’s no electricity in Jamal’s village
Does he:
A: give 33 gallons of cow blood to the witch doctor to bring the iPad back to life
B: do a rain dance to bring the iPad back to life
C: steal the iPad from the hut next door
D: track down Mrbeast and häćk him apart with a machete (jokes of course)





