"I’ve sworn that I won’t be friendly with any women. I won’t help them, get involved with them, or talk to them—except when making a purchase."

[5'4 king of khhv]

filthy worms

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

we need to form truecel vows
and now my watch begins

 

[TooSomething]

Bro, yesterday I was grocery shopping with my mom as per usual and she had to get some food for her cat, so we went into the store.
While she was searching for the eight food I kept reading some funny posts on .is and started smiling from ear to ear when all of a sudden my eyes and the eyes of the two foids standing at the checkout (they work there) locked and my smile immediately turned into a look of murder.

You should have seen their scared faces. lol

People keep telling me that I should smile more because when I just look relaxed I actually look like I'm about to murder someone. lol

But these foids have actually seen my real murder stare.

Mind you, these slores where 165&170 cm short whereas I am quite tall and I look really scary with that beard and asymmetric face. lol

I should do this shit more often, intentionally.
Scaring foids is fun.

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

Fakecel if you don't use self checkouts