"I've slept with 17 guys"

[Anglo-Saxon]

So I made a Tinder catfish account to experience Chad's life. This one girl is already down to fuck. Here's a funny blackpill regarding that.

me: are you good in bed
her: i'd hope so, i've slept with 17 guys

Guess her age... 

Spoiler

She turned 18 this month.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

WOW I guess they can't even keep their legs closed when underage

 

[anincelforlifelol]

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

WOW I guess they can't even keep their legs closed when underage

16 is age of consent here

 

[lostcel]

ive met girls like this, they usually have some sort of deeper issues tbh

 

[ItheIthe]

The Second Coming of Christ can't come soon enough.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

ive met girls like this, they usually have some sort of deeper issues tbh

She has daddy issues, sent me a snap once about her dad ruining her birthday

 

[St.Tropez]

Meh that sounds fairly average nowadays.
I have no idea anymore what the kids are doing but it seems that sex has starter in 12-13 age brackets.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

Meh that sounds fairly average nowadays.
I have no idea anymore what the kids are doing but it seems that sex has starter in 12-13 age brackets.

My younger Chad brother is a little bit older than that which gives me insight, and you're right and wrong. Girls still don't want to be slutty, last minute resistance is very real. At that age they often make out, give handjobs etc. but virginity is preserved. It's usually taken by some Chad far above her looksmatch at 15-17.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

JB theory.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

JB theory.

What do you mean?

 

[KyloRen]

If she started having sex at 15, that's: 365 days * 3 years = 1,095 days (15-->18 years)

1095 days for 17 guys, that's 1 guy per 64 days. Or, one guy every 2 months. Now factor in that she might have banged every guy more than once.

And then think of how many incel males here are nearing or older than 30, and have had zero real relationships (eg. not escortcel).

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

What do you mean?

Bitches fuck waaay before 18.

 

[NeverSubmit]

That makes me absolutely sick

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

Bitches fuck waaay before 18.

An undeniable fact. The average is 16. It's a proven statistic, why do people lie to themselves that being an adult virgin isn't strange?

 

[A Good Friend]

If she started having sex at 15, that's: 365 days * 3 years = 1,095 days (15-->18 years)
1095 days for 17 guys, that's 1 guy per 64 days. Or, one guy every 2 months. Now factor in that she might have banged every guy more than once.
And then think of how many incel males here are nearing or older than 30, and have had zero real relationships (eg. not escortcel).

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

TRP had this formula: claimedAmount * 3 = realAmount

 

[tehgymcel420]

The Second Coming of Christ can't come soon enough.

I'd love to see these roasties on judgement day, but it's too bad God isn't real.

 

[KyloRen]

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

Holy shit. Imagine all those un-told blowjobs, handjobs, etc.

 

[A Good Friend]

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

TRP had this formula: claimedAmount * 3 = realAmount

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

It doesn't count if it's up the ass.

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

It doesn't count if it's up the ass.

I only did anal so I'm a virgin teehee

 

[A Good Friend]

Don't forget the margin of error, she surely lied about the number. It may be twice as many.

It doesn't count if it's up the ass.

Thank god, I was worried I might not be a truecel.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Where do you find the pics to use? And do they believe it if he too attractive?

 

[mikepence]

fucking cunts man

the next ER needs to come fast

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

Thank god, I was worried I might not be a truecel.

Faggot XdDdDd

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Where do you find the pics to use? And do they believe it if he too attractive?

I always get them from Lookism, don't remember which one this time though

 

[Deleted member 776]

She has daddy issues, sent me a snap once about her dad ruining her birthday

Pretty low n-count for an 18 year old femoid these days. Typical roastie with daddy issues though. I bet she is already wanting to call you daddy in bed while you ram your enormous Chad cock into her tight little cunt.

 

[Deleted member 279]

That's nothing these days. That's the depressing part.

 

[BakaHapa]

Most girls start riding the cock carousel at 11 nowadays.

 

[PessimisticFailure]

Only 17? Fucking liar

 

[thetruecelibate]

WOW I guess they can't even keep their legs closed when underage

Some girls at my HS were 15 and had sex over 10 times.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Some girls at my HS were 15 and had sex over 10 times.

"girls don't have sex in highschool tee hee hee"

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

Patriarchy amirite??

 

[Anglo-Saxon]

"girls don't have sex in highschool tee hee hee"

This has been said on IncelTears, how sheltered can you be?

 

[Minjaze]

Someone nuke this planet already, I can't believe I share it with degenerate whores like this.

 

[Zielony4]

Only 17? She's probably far behind most women her age.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

ive met girls like this, they usually have some sort of deeper issues tbh

cope

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This has been said on IncelTears, how sheltered can you be?

the joke went right over your head

 

[Hunter]

by 18 most girls probably fucked at least 50 guys...

 

[Indari]

kill ----> me