Serious I’ve never owned a condom

[Deleted member 15737]

I’ve never thought I’d be having sex so I never bought any. Most people my age (23) have probably owned dozens of boxes by now. I’ve never even tried one on.

 

[mrrodriguez44]

Yeah my mom who deluded herself into thinking im some sort of gigachad weirdly thought that I had a gf because I hung around with a Becky tier foid (who later friendzoned me after I approached her) so she bought some “just in case” lmao

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I don't know why but the phrase "own a condom" cracks me up.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I don't know why but the phrase "own a condom" cracks me up.

Owned a condom, possessed a condom, purchased a condom, ect. My life is a comedy after all, so at least someone is laughing.

 

[Saudade]

Nobody uses condoms here. Foids simply kill their babies in abortion clinics for free on tax payers dime here as form of contraception.

 

[Hate_my_life]

When I went to uni halls, everyone was given 2 in their welcome package.

4 hours later that SAME day some Chad went around (ROOM-TO-ROOM) "introducing himself" then moments later asking the guys if he could take their condoms. I never saw myself using it nor did I even know how too, so he took mine.

 

[needsolution]

she bought some “just in case” lmao

 

[nihility]

When I went to uni halls, everyone was given 2 in their welcome package.

4 hours later that SAME day some Chad went around (ROOM-TO-ROOM) "introducing himself" then moments later asking the guys if he could take their condoms. I never saw myself using it nor did I even know how too, so he took mine.

 

[Mainländer]

Same. I'd only have a condom when going to a prostitute, sometimes not even that since I usually avoid fucking and keep it at blowjobs.

I also got some free government ones during carnival.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

she bought some “just in case” lmao

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I don't think I have ever seen one in real life

 

[LastGerman]

When I went to uni halls, everyone was given 2 in their welcome package.

4 hours later that SAME day some Chad went around (ROOM-TO-ROOM) "introducing himself" then moments later asking the guys if he could take their condoms. I never saw myself using it nor did I even know how too, so he took mine.

Brutal condom pill.

 

[RollD20]

When I went to uni halls, everyone was given 2 in their welcome package.

4 hours later that SAME day some Chad went around (ROOM-TO-ROOM) "introducing himself" then moments later asking the guys if he could take their condoms. I never saw myself using it nor did I even know how too, so he took mine.

I would of burned them just to spite chad from 2 more free fuks.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I've never even touched a condom before.
It is foreign to me.

 

[chadalwayswins]

I’ve never thought I’d be having sex so I never bought any. Most people my age (23) have probably owned dozens of boxes by now. I’ve never even tried one on.

don't worry many gigachads have also not owned any.

kreempai only for chad

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Same lmao i don't even know how to use those things

 

[DeathtoallChads]

I've never even touched a condom before.
It is foreign to me.

Same

 

[JohnDcel]

Yeah, same. And in middle school the good looking guys from my class already had them in their pockets, JFL.

 

[Sweedee]

I don't think I have ever seen one in real life

 

[ihaveno1]

dad actually got me a box like 2 yrs ago, and i have still yet to open said box

 

[zangano1]

Me neither man, I have thought of buying one to masturbate with it and see how it feels

 

[Deleted member 2686]

I have a condom

That my friend gave me

But he gave it too me just because

 

[Deleted member 17719]

a former friend of mine brought me a condom home as a gift from USA, I masturbated into it, it was very weird how the semen drooped down after. My mother then found the wrapper in my room.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Same. I never had any need for it. All my girlfriends wanted me to creampie them.

 

[LastGerman]

a former friend of mine brought me a condom home as a gift from USA, I masturbated into it, it was very weird how the semen drooped down after. My mother then found the wrapper in my room.

This is why Tuatha de Danann will never come back.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Never even seen a condom IRL. it's over.