SuicideFuel I’ve Never Been to a Party

[Oedipus]

Not ever in my life, even invited, not once. I heard about people talking about party experiences, recognized I wasn’t invited, and felt I was seen for the hideous monster I really am.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Same. Mark of a truecel

 

[Hate_my_life]

I went to my cousin's party when I was 9

 

[Incellectual]

I went to my cousin's party when I was 9

 

[Vlone]

I went to my cousin's party when I was 9

>mogs me

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Never been to a club or real party either I am socially awkward so even though I used to get invites to go out with my brother and some mutual friends I always declined because I knew it wasn´t for me plus I HATE drunk people especially drunk masculine voices I can´t stand them it makes a switch go off in my head like they try and act too macho and I am the only one who can see it I HATE IT

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i've been to several and they are all either sausage fests or couples parties where you get to look at 20 people kissing each other past the 1st hour

everything good has been sucked out of most mens lives, that includes romantic opportunity, OBVIOUSLY

 

[zangano1]

Me neither and I'm 22

 

[boringcel]

i've been to several and they are all either sausage fests or couples parties where you get to look at 20 people kissing each other past the 1st hour

Since I have gone to clubs almost every week lately , I can confirm this is 100% true.
At first,I was shocked that male to female ratio is always 75:25, now I'm used to it. Not that more females mean I would get something, but at least there would be some illusion of achievibg it

 

[CursedCel]

yeah ive been to parties but no girl showed interest so fuck parties tbh
coal mine parties would be awesome for foids ded srs

 

[FrothySolutions]

What if you buy tickets to a party?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Since I have gone to clubs almost every week lately , I can confirm this is 100% true.
At first,I was shocked that male to female ratio is always 75:25, now I'm used to it. Not that more females mean I would get something, but at least there would be some illusion of achievibg it

it's everywhere dude, not even big family meetings are able to pull in girls
the girls always somehow find some excuse to wiggle out of it, so there's a bunch of old people and depressed men sitting around having a "party"
thank god i eventually learned my lesson that you should just leave early if a party looks like shit

 

[boringcel]

it's everywhere dude, not even big family meetings are able to pull in girls
the girls always somehow find some excuse to wiggle out of it, so there's a bunch of old people and depressed men sitting around having a "party"
thank god i eventually learned my lesson that you should just leave early if a party looks like shit

So true, even back at school, at the end of the day girls would just make some excuse that they are busy or have something planned so they wouldn't stay to hang out, unless it was exclusively popular kids that were present.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

So true, even back at school, at the end of the day girls would just make some excuse that they are busy or have something planned so they wouldn't stay to hang out, unless it was exclusively popular kids that were present.

let's face it, women can and will do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want, unimpeded

if they exclusively want to be in chad company from the age of 12 to 50, then that's exactly what they'll do

 

[boringcel]

let's face it, women can and will do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want, unimpeded

if they exclusively want to be in chad company from the age of 12 to 50, then that's exactly what they'll do

Pretty much every single one of them just wants to take selfies all day and post it on instagram

 

[Balkansocialoutcast]

Me neither.I've heard they exist only.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I went to my cousin's party when I was 9

@knajjd

 

[Tallcel]

You start to realize it's ovER when you overhear stories of last weekend's drunken orgy in middle and high school hallways. Last party I was invited to I think was kindergarten where we played pin the tail on the donkey.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Can't relate

 

[muharremabi]

Me neither bro. JFL at our lives.

 

[Astro1T]

What's a party

 

[Dionysus]

Me neither.I've heard they exist only.

 

[2340922]

same here what is even a party

 

[omnigold]

Same, was never invited to one.